| What parties vie for | 20 |
| What Parisians snack on? | 24 |
| What Paris's bangs cover, or a noted golf course interrupted? | 65 |
| What parents want volume to be | 30 |
| What parents say when they get back from a trip | 47 |
| What parents give a baby a pacifier for? | 40 |
| What parasols provide | 21 |
| What paranoid people see everywhere | 35 |
| What parallels parallel | 23 |
| What parallel lines don't do | 32 |
| What Paradise Lost "Once" was | 39 |
| What paracletes do | 18 |
| What paper towels do to a toilet | 32 |
| What paper towels do | 20 |
| What paper profits aren't | 29 |
| What paparazzi purvey | 21 |
| What pants on fire have? | 24 |
| What Pandora unleashed | 22 |
| What Pandora released | 21 |
| What Pandora loosed | 19 |
| What Pandora let out | 20 |
| What Pandora let loose | 22 |
| What pandemonium lacks | 22 |
| What pampas don't have | 26 |
| What paintings do, in an art gallery? | 37 |
| What pages call kings | 21 |
| What pad Thai is often cooked in | 32 |
| What PACs pay for | 17 |
| What Packers fans wear on their heads | 37 |
| What pack rats do | 17 |
| What P.O.'s handle | 22 |
| What Ozzy's "Wicked" didn't get, on '88 album | 67 |
| What Ozzy was on '83 ballad | 31 |
| What oz. may add up to | 22 |
| What oysters "R" during "R" months | 54 |
| What oviparous creatures do | 27 |
| What overweight rockers get before tour? | 40 |
| What overuse of a credit card might result in? | 46 |
| What oversleepers might miss? | 29 |
| What overnight mail services have? | 34 |
| What overhead contributes to | 28 |
| What overdoers go to | 20 |
| What outrageous bands test | 26 |
| What Outkast says before "Ya!" | 40 |
| What outer space is that cyberspace isn't? | 46 |
| What ousted member does, at times | 33 |
| What our secret should be | 25 |
| What otoscopes examine | 22 |
| What otitis media affects | 25 |
| What Otis Redding will do on a "Dock"? | 48 |
| What Otis Redding was doing on "The Dock of the Bay" | 62 |
| What Otis Redding does on a dock | 32 |
| What Othello did to Desdemona | 29 |
| What osmics is the study of | 27 |
| What oscillating fans do | 24 |
| What Oscar winner's do at the podium | 40 |
| What Oscar Madison wasn't | 29 |
| What orzo looks like | 20 |
| What Orpheus plucked | 20 |
| What Oriental is to relation | 28 |
| What optimists have | 19 |
| What optimistic astronauts do? | 30 |
| What opposites do, they say | 27 |
| What opposites do | 17 |
| What opposites are written down on? | 35 |
| What opponents take | 19 |
| What opium addicts hit | 22 |
| What opinions often do | 22 |
| What Operation Desert Storm began with | 38 |
| What opera fans get | 19 |
| What opens easily? | 18 |
| What opens and closes safes? | 28 |
| What opening band is on? | 24 |
| What only twin planes can accomplish? | 37 |
| What only one Best Picture winner has had | 41 |
| What only Obama and Clinton have, among U.S. Presidents | 55 |
| What only a select few might get | 32 |
| What online shoppers may spend | 30 |
| What online chatters may do | 27 |
| What OneRepublic does before they "Stare"? | 52 |
| What OneRepublic does after stopping | 36 |
| What oneirocritics interpret | 28 |
| What oneirocritics give | 23 |
| What one? | 9 |
| What one's reach should exceed | 34 |
| What one's got to do on the disco 'round, oh yea | 56 |
| What one with the jitters has | 29 |
| What one with a small nest egg enjoys? | 38 |
| What one with a good hand might say | 35 |
| What one with "bills, bills, bills" has | 49 |
| What one wears | 14 |
| What one used to do in Kremlin heat? | 36 |
| What one undecillion contains | 29 |
| What one toils for | 18 |
| What one takes to advance | 25 |
| What one takes in | 17 |
| What one swallow doesn't make | 33 |
| What one star may mean | 22 |
| What one spouse may want the other to have at the bank | 54 |
| What one slamming on the brakes may come to | 43 |