| What the nose picks up | 22 |
| What the nose knows | 19 |
| What the Norwegian Blue was, in a Monty Python sketch | 53 |
| What the noisy architect did | 28 |
| What the nitpicking barber did | 30 |
| What the nit-picking barber did? | 32 |
| What the nine long answers each start with | 42 |
| What the night before Christmas comes after? | 44 |
| What the NFL season has started on every year but once since 2002 | 65 |
| What the neophyte jester didn't feel like? | 46 |
| What the narrator "threw up" in "The Night Before Christmas" | 80 |
| What the names in this puzzle's theme entries begin with | 60 |
| What the name "Rhoda" means | 37 |
| What the N.H.L.'s Hurricanes skate on? | 42 |
| What the musical group is asking? | 33 |
| What the muscleman does for cash? | 33 |
| What the mouse's clock struck | 33 |
| What the mouse ran up, in a rhyme | 33 |
| What the mouse might stop on | 28 |
| What the mouse did to the clock | 31 |
| What the mouse did clockwise? | 29 |
| What the motion of the ocean may cause | 38 |
| What the mother of the bride calls the groom after the wedding | 62 |
| What the mother of a dozen kids says just before turning out the light? | 71 |
| What the most-traveled migrants are | 35 |
| What the moon does during a lunar eclipse | 41 |
| What the monsoon season brings | 30 |
| What the minutemen did | 22 |
| What the minute hand points to at half past | 43 |
| What the miner brought to the potluck dinner? | 45 |
| What the Mideast archaeologist might do | 39 |
| What the Middle Ages were | 25 |
| What the mice did to the clock | 30 |
| What the mere sight of a trooper causes | 39 |
| What the meat tailor did | 24 |
| What the mathematician's horse did at the track? | 52 |
| What the mathematician brought to the potluck dinner? | 53 |
| What the math teacher did after school? | 39 |
| What the Martian zoo display was down to? | 41 |
| What the Marshall Plan offered to Europe, briefly | 49 |
| What the marshal declared the moonshiner's shed to be? | 58 |
| What the Mars symbol symbolizes | 31 |
| What the marksman took at midnight? (with ''a'') | 64 |
| What the man of La Mancha followed | 34 |
| What the malingerer did | 23 |
| What the majority of elements are | 33 |
| What the maid lost to get mad? | 30 |
| What the maid lost to be mad? | 29 |
| What the maid loses to be mad? | 30 |
| What the magician might pull? | 29 |
| What the magician might pull | 28 |
| What the Magic Eye picture ends up being in a scene from "Mallrats" | 77 |
| What the Mad Hatter served | 26 |
| What the Mad Hatter pours on the Dormouse to wake it up | 55 |
| What the M stands for in M. Night Shyamalan | 43 |
| What the Lusitania did | 22 |
| What the lucky person leads | 27 |
| What the lucky live on? | 23 |
| What the lucky janitor did | 26 |
| What the love of money is, they say | 35 |
| What the love of money begets | 29 |
| What the loser has, compared to the winner | 42 |
| What the looker is next, presumably | 35 |
| What the longshoreman wouldn't tell? | 40 |
| What the long answers all are, more or less | 43 |
| What the long Across answers with circles have | 46 |
| What the Lone Ranger might do when angry? | 41 |
| What the locals enjoy when all the Leaning Tower tourists leave? | 64 |
| What the little hand shows | 26 |
| What the little hand points to | 30 |
| What the Little Engine That Could experienced? | 46 |
| What the Lincoln Memorial faces | 31 |
| What the lilies don't do | 28 |
| What the like-minded do | 23 |
| What the light-fingered do | 26 |
| What the Light Brigade did | 26 |
| What the library does | 21 |
| What the Liberty Trees rebelled against? | 40 |
| What the Liberty Trees demanded? | 32 |
| What the letter O lacks | 23 |
| What the letter O is? | 21 |
| What the letter K is? | 21 |
| What the letter F is? | 21 |
| What the letter C is? | 21 |
| What the leopard can't alter | 32 |
| What the legal-minded dentist did | 33 |
| What the left panel of Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" depicts | 81 |
| What the Left Bank is a bank of | 31 |
| What the leader sets | 20 |
| What the Laugh Factory produces | 31 |
| What the last word of the long answers all sound like | 53 |
| What the larger eaves had? | 26 |
| What the kneady want most? | 26 |
| What the knave stole from the Queen of Hearts | 45 |
| What the Knave of Hearts stole | 30 |
| What the klutz in need of religion is? | 38 |
| What the kittens lost | 21 |
| What the king searched for after a hurricane? | 45 |
| What the king of diamonds holds | 31 |
| What the king of diamonds has | 29 |