| It prevents slamming | 20 |
| It prevents suffocation | 23 |
| It prevents you from dropping dead | 34 |
| It preys from above | 19 |
| It prints many scheds. | 22 |
| It probably won't keep you up | 33 |
| It proceeds with craft | 22 |
| It produces lieuts. | 19 |
| It produces more than 20 billion bricks annually | 48 |
| It produces shots | 17 |
| It produces wrinkles | 20 |
| It prohibited slavery | 21 |
| It prohibits illegal search and seizure | 39 |
| It promised "A Peep at Polynesian Life" | 49 |
| It promotes circulation | 23 |
| It promotes R and R | 19 |
| It prompted a flood of "Psycho" analysis | 50 |
| It prompts an ans. | 18 |
| It prompts spouses to cheat | 27 |
| It prompts tipping in a bar | 27 |
| It propels a teed-up ball | 25 |
| It protects a boot sole | 23 |
| It protects a drum from a wind | 30 |
| It protects a kitten from being bitten | 38 |
| It protects bank accts. | 23 |
| It protects car buyers | 22 |
| It protects everybody | 21 |
| It protects the tympanic cavity | 31 |
| It proves Olympic success | 25 |
| It provided booming business at JFK? | 36 |
| It provided tires for Lindbergh's Spirit of St. Louis | 57 |
| It provides a licorice flavor | 29 |
| It provides a lift | 18 |
| It provides a lift for golfers | 30 |
| It provides a light finish | 26 |
| It provides a long way to go? | 29 |
| It provides a lot of coverage | 29 |
| It provides a moving experience | 31 |
| It provides a paycheck, no sweat | 32 |
| It provides a shock to the system | 33 |
| It provides a sounding board | 28 |
| It provides a tax advantage | 27 |
| It provides a view | 18 |
| It provides ade | 15 |
| It provides an advantage | 24 |
| It provides an ocean view | 25 |
| It provides an overview | 23 |
| It provides immunity | 20 |
| It provides juice for many start-ups | 36 |
| It provides late learning | 25 |
| It provides many cars to New York City | 38 |
| It provides mileage ratings (abbr.) | 35 |
| It provides more details | 24 |
| It provides no outlets | 22 |
| It provides showers | 19 |
| It provides upper support | 25 |
| It provides video from above | 28 |
| It published its first issue on September 15, 1982 | 50 |
| It publishes an annual "20 Dumbest People, Events and Things" list | 76 |
| It pulls a bit | 14 |
| It pumps up the band's volume | 33 |
| It pumps up the volume | 22 |
| It pumps up the volume, for short | 33 |
| It purchased PayPal in 2002 | 27 |
| It purrs when it's cared for | 32 |
| It put a man on the moon | 24 |
| It put out the first crossword book in 1924 (and soon changed its name to Simon & Schuster) | 95 |
| It put people to sleep, once | 28 |
| It puts a point on a pencil | 27 |
| It puts a team in the World Series (Abbr.) | 42 |
| It puts an end to poor service? | 31 |
| It puts an eye on the tube | 26 |
| It puts four syrups on each table | 33 |
| It puts letters in boxes | 24 |
| It puts on a really big show | 28 |
| It puts one off-course | 22 |
| It puts people out | 18 |
| It puts the "high" in highway | 39 |
| It puts the "hot" in hot cross buns | 45 |
| It puts the "oom" in an oompah | 40 |
| It puts the "ow" in "rush hour" | 51 |
| It puts the A in the AV Club | 28 |
| It puts the blue in blue jeans | 30 |
| It puts the House on display | 28 |
| It puts the squeeze on | 22 |
| It puts the whole world in your hands | 37 |
| It puts you in the slow lane | 28 |
| It puts you off course | 22 |
| It raises dough | 15 |
| It ran around Hades | 19 |
| It ran from a C prompt | 22 |
| It ran in Ares' arteries | 28 |
| It ran through the veins of Venus | 33 |
| It ranges from -1 to +1 | 23 |
| It ranges from pale to reddish-yellow | 37 |
| It ranges from white to black | 29 |
| It ranks below an abbey | 23 |
| It ranks below an embassy | 25 |
| It rarely ends a sentence | 25 |
| It rarely happens at home | 25 |