| Where there are "many ways to have a good time," in a 1978 hit | 72 |
| Where "they can start you back on your way," according to song | 72 |
| Village People hit whose title completes the line "It's fun to stay at the ..." | 93 |
| Place where "You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal" in song | 84 |
| Place to "get yourself clean" and "have a good meal" | 72 |
| "Place you can go ... when you're short on your dough," according to song | 87 |
| "A place you can go ... when you're short on your dough," in a 1979 hit | 85 |
| '70s classic that begins "Young man, there's no need to feel down" | 84 |
| Speaker of "Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be" | 77 |
| Sci-fi character whose last words are "There is ... another ... Sky ... Sky ... walker." | 98 |
| Jedi master who said, "Happens to every guy sometimes this does" | 74 |
| In a Weird Al Yankovic song, he "looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green" | 96 |
| Film character who says "Named must your fear be before banish it you can" | 84 |
| Film character who says "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'" | 76 |
| "Star Wars" saga character who speaks in object-subject-verb format | 77 |
| "Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you" speaker | 74 |
| "Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they" speaker | 80 |
| "Cliff Hangers" theme music on "The Price Is Right," e.g. | 77 |
| Singer heard in the Cliff Hangers game on "The Price Is Right" | 72 |
| "If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, you can't stop them" speaker | 91 |
| Song played at Tampa Bay Buccaneers home games, which originated in a Disney boat ride attraction | 97 |
| "Will it ever stop? ___ don't know..." ("Ice Ice Baby" lyric) | 85 |
| Nerdy band with "I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass" | 75 |
| Indie rock band that played the Velvet Underground in 1996's "I Shot Andy Warhol" | 95 |
| Band with the 2006 album "I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass" | 84 |
| "... the morn ... Walks o'er the dew of __ high eastward hill": "Hamlet" | 96 |
| "What's that chocolate beverage you're drinking, Yogi?" answer | 80 |
| Of whom Hamlet said "He hath borne me on his back a thousand times" | 77 |
| Character who made his debut in the 1945 cartoon "Hare Trigger" | 73 |
| "___ jumped" (antepenultimate sentence of "Catch-22") | 73 |
| Word that completes the song titles "___ Baby" and "Baby It's ___" | 90 |
| "What ___ Will" (alternate title to "Twelfth Night") | 72 |
| Former U.S. Open champ Chris's answer to "Who'll be tops this year?" | 86 |
| "If you go to jail, will all these beautiful things fit in your cell?" | 80 |
| "I know it's not my business, but if you were a laser ..." | 72 |
| "Lead the way!", and a phonetic hint to this puzzle's theme | 73 |
| Vegetarian's "Duh!" response to why they hate their formerly vegan pal? | 85 |
| "Then another cop said, 'Awright, tough guy, ___, let's go' ..." | 86 |
| 1968 #2 hit with the lyric "My love for you is way out of line" | 73 |
| Morrissey album featuring "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" | 83 |
| "Even though we've never met, I'm sure your last name is Campbell. That's because ..." | 108 |
| "I don't mean to pry, but are you from Nashville? Because ..." | 76 |
| "I'd subscribe to your site but it takes forever to load it!"? | 76 |
| "Have a nice day" response, and a literal hint to this puzzle's theme | 83 |
| If one were to ___, one would see a bunch of social networking parody videos | 77 |
| Dad's reaction to: "Dad, I dropped out of college and joined the traveling circus" | 96 |
| Whom People magazine once named the world’s “sexiest classical musician” | 84 |
| "___ Mamá También" (film nominated for Best Original Screenplay of 2002) | 88 |
| "___ Mamá También" (2002 nominee for Best Original Screenplay) | 78 |
| Beer Obama sent to the Canadian P.M. to settle their bet over the Olympic hockey gold medal game | 96 |
| "Car Talk" dubbed it "the worst car of the millennium" | 74 |
| He beat out James, Rock, Kirk, and Laurence for the 1956 Best Actor Oscar | 73 |
| Christmas season / Greet a villain / Speak aloud / Query / Monthly payment | 74 |
| Miss ___ ("Pee-Wee's Playhouse" character returning to the show's 2010 stage version) | 103 |
| Org. that once used the slogan "In Service for the Girls of the World" | 80 |
| His film debut was as Woody Allen's college-aged son in "Manhattan Murder Mystery" (1993) | 103 |
| "Butterfly" co-star who won the 1982 Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress | 87 |
| "On the Case with Paula ___" (Investigation Discovery channel show) | 77 |
| A-list screenwriter (and crossword fan) who won an Oscar for "Schindler's List," Steven ___ | 105 |
| ___ and Jayna (TV's Wonder Twins, whose names were inspired by an Edgar Rice Burroughs pair) | 96 |
| Popular picture fonts that come standard on Apple computers (named after a German type designer) | 96 |
| Two-headed, three-armed President in the books referenced in this puzzle's theme | 84 |
| Either of a pair of stubborn Dr. Seuss characters in "The Sneetches and Other Stories" | 96 |
| Mika Brzezinski's dad who was Carter's national security advisor | 72 |
| Many a ''Lord of the Rings'' extra (with ''New'') | 81 |
| "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the ___ did it": Steven Wright | 99 |
| "Chimp and ___" (kid-lit series by Catherine and Laurence Anholt) | 75 |
| Film in which Mia Farrow plays the psychiatrist of Woody Allen's character | 78 |
| "__ and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance": '70s best-seller | 74 |
| Classic Hüsker Dü double album whose title sounds like where a Buddhist Monk would play pinball | 101 |
| Tools for ESP researchers (whose symbols are found at the ends of the answers to the five asterisked clues) | 107 |
| Q: See title A: "Two--one to change it and one not to change it" | 74 |
| Google Easter egg game wherein a pack of O's devours your search results | 76 |
| Number in the Cookie Monster song "They Not Take That Away From Me" | 77 |
| Atmospheric condition in which there is no visibility both horizontally and vertically | 86 |
| Soap introduced with the slogan "For the first time in your life, feel really clean" | 94 |
| Autobiography subtitled "A Baseball Life" by a Yankees bench coach | 76 |
| It's the end of the world!...if you sort the countries alphabetically | 73 |
| Movement Herman Wouk called "a single long action of lifesaving" | 74 |
| Chimpanzee psychologist played by Kim Hunter in "Planet of the Apes" | 78 |
| French dancer who played the title role in the ballet "Carmen" | 72 |
| Wanda and Darryl's firstborn in the comic strip "Baby Blues" | 74 |
| Variation of an online term that supposedly originated with someone missing the SHIFT key | 89 |
| "Let's Make a Deal" non-prize that Gilbert Gottfried appeared in every instance on "Game Show Marathon" | 127 |
| Text adventure with the classic line "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue." | 105 |
| 1980 text adventure that introduced the line "You were eaten by a grue" | 81 |
| Masked hero who debuted in the 1919 story "The Curse of Capistrano" | 77 |
| Do the "I am not a crook" thing with the double V-signs, for example? | 79 |
| "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back" speaker | 76 |
| Flamboyant '40s men's outfit with baggy pants and padded shoulders | 74 |
| Tropical insect whose name is the last word in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary | 87 |
| Interjection that's the last entry in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary (it requires both blanks) | 108 |