| Where to learn how to tolerate your spouse's parents? | 57 |
| Where to learn how to make side dishes? | 39 |
| Where to learn how to be on time for a flight? | 46 |
| Where to learn histoire | 23 |
| Where to learn anglais | 22 |
| Where to learn about the dark side? | 35 |
| Where to learn a vocation | 25 |
| Where to land lox | 17 |
| Where to land for the night | 27 |
| Where to kiss the Blarney Stone | 31 |
| Where to KEEP your distance | 27 |
| Where to keep those rags and machines hummin', according to a Rose Royce song | 81 |
| Where to keep the home fires burning | 36 |
| Where to KEEP a secret | 22 |
| Where to join the line | 22 |
| Where to house cows once they browse | 36 |
| Where to hop, in a Dr. Seuss book | 33 |
| Where to home-shop for French couture? | 38 |
| Where to hold your horses | 25 |
| Where to hold your hands while guiding a horse? | 47 |
| Where to hold a telephone receiver | 34 |
| Where to hold a pink lady | 25 |
| Where to hock stuff | 19 |
| Where to hit a bucket of balls | 30 |
| Where to hear songs with subliminal messages? | 45 |
| Where to hear Muzak | 19 |
| Where to hear letters recited | 29 |
| Where to hear hearings | 22 |
| Where to hear Farsi | 19 |
| Where to hear church music | 26 |
| Where to hear Beethoven's naughty music? | 44 |
| Where to hear an aria | 21 |
| Where to hear a lot of grunts? | 30 |
| Where to hear "Tit-Willow," with "The" | 58 |
| Where to hear "O patria mia" | 38 |
| Where to hear "Evoe!" | 31 |
| Where to hear "Bravo!" and "Brava!" | 55 |
| Where to hear "All Things Considered" | 47 |
| Where to head off a cowboy | 26 |
| Where to head 'em off | 25 |
| Where to have a merrie hol. | 27 |
| Where to have a meeting of the minds? | 37 |
| Where to have a cabin | 21 |
| Where to have a banger | 22 |
| Where to hang, in slang | 23 |
| Where to hang your chapeau | 26 |
| Where to hang out and buy overpriced drinks on Amtrak | 53 |
| Where to hang one's hat | 27 |
| Where to hang derbies and fedoras | 33 |
| Where to grow carrots and spinach | 33 |
| Where to grip a knife | 21 |
| Where to grip a baseball | 24 |
| Where to greet the happy couple | 31 |
| Where to grab a quick bite | 26 |
| Where to go, in Soho | 20 |
| Where to go when you gotta go in London | 39 |
| Where to go when the lights go out | 34 |
| Where to go to win at limbo | 27 |
| Where to go to start over | 25 |
| Where to go to go to Togo: Abbr. | 32 |
| Where to go to go to Togo | 25 |
| Where to go to be taken for a ride | 34 |
| Where to go through a withdrawal | 32 |
| Where to go out to launch | 25 |
| Where to go off on a tangent? | 29 |
| Where to go in London? | 22 |
| Where to go in London | 21 |
| Where to go in Greenwich? | 25 |
| Where to go in Gloucester | 25 |
| Where to go in England? | 23 |
| Where to go in a park | 21 |
| Where to go in a hospital | 25 |
| Where to go for the jugular? | 28 |
| Where to go for the jugular | 27 |
| Where to go for the gold | 24 |
| Where to go for the big bucks? | 30 |
| Where to go for relief | 22 |
| Where to go for liberty? | 24 |
| Where to go for balneotherapy | 29 |
| Where to go for a spell? | 24 |
| Where to go for a cup | 21 |
| Where to go between acts | 24 |
| Where to go at Hogwarts | 23 |
| Where to go after a setback | 27 |
| Where to go | 11 |
| Where to give a rap | 19 |
| Where to get your Nobel Prize | 29 |
| Where to get your last licks in? | 32 |
| Where to get your favorite dish? | 32 |
| Where to get wraps and scrubs | 29 |
| Where to get well, for short | 28 |
| Where to get views of gnus | 26 |
| Where to get twenties 24/7 | 26 |
| Where to get tired | 18 |
| Where to get tied up during S&M | 35 |
| Where to get the goods | 22 |
| Where to get the edge | 21 |
| Where to get the big picture | 28 |
| Where to get the best deals? | 28 |
| Where to get taxis | 18 |