| "I haven't got any troubles I can't tell standing up" speaker | 79 |
| "I have this dream where I'm a kid delivering donuts to the Three Stooges. I'm in their office setting up (and listening) and Moe says to Larry, 'Hey, porcupine! Does this new script seem ___?' ..." | 224 |
| "I have sinned against my brother the ___" (dying words of St. Francis of Assisi) | 91 |
| "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work" speaker | 90 |
| "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it" speaker | 84 |
| "I have been half in love with ___ Death": "Ode to a Nightingale" | 85 |
| "I hate that screaming 'So You Think You Can Dance' judge...___!" | 83 |
| "I had not thought death had undone so ___": "The Waste Land" | 81 |
| "I guess it just proves that in America anyone can be president" | 74 |
| "I grew up in ___, where the history comes from" (Eddie Izzard) | 73 |
| "I Got ___" (silly children's song with the line "Why is everyone laughing at me?") | 107 |
| "I got ___ named ..." (start of each verse in "Tutti Frutti") | 81 |
| "I Got Lost in ___ Arms" ("Annie Get Your Gun" tune) | 72 |
| "I Got Lost in ___ Arms" ("Annie Get Your Gun" song) | 72 |
| "I go on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on three legs in the evening ..." | 112 |
| "I give you the steel-handed stingray, Captain James Hook!" speaker | 77 |
| "I found a ___, which blended into the beige. No way am I going to eat it." | 85 |
| "I found a ___, which blended into the beige, but no way am I going to eat it." | 89 |
| "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the ___ did it": Steven Wright | 99 |
| "I figured out how to imitate the speech of teenagers right away! #___"? | 82 |
| "I fell right into the ___ of Venus de Milo" (chorus by the band Television) | 86 |
| "I Feel For You" singer collaborating with "Psycho" garage punks to cover "MMMBop"? | 113 |
| "I enjoy attending all these evening awards ceremonies," gushed ___ | 77 |
| "I Don't Want to ___ the Party" (the B-side of "Eight Days a Week") | 91 |
| "I don't want to be remembered for my tennis accomplishments" speaker | 83 |
| "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it ___": Woody Allen | 106 |
| "I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life" speaker Charles Foster ___ | 112 |
| "I don't think that they'd understand" Goo Goo Dolls song | 75 |
| "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am ___": Bill Hicks | 85 |
| "I don't mean to pry, but are you from Nashville? Because ..." | 76 |
| "I don't have the right equipment to make coffee this morning :( #___"? | 85 |
| "I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like ___." | 72 |
| "I did everything by the seat of my pants. That`s why I got hurt so much" speaker | 91 |
| "I dare 'em to nest in ___, Oklahoma" (final line of Jurassic Park III) | 85 |
| "I couldn't unfasten her ___ belt" ("No Particular Place to Go" lyric) | 94 |
| "I couldn't be there--I had to sell my steam press" and others? | 77 |
| "I could ___ referee" (line from Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind") | 88 |
| "I could substitute better than you while standing on my head," e.g.? | 79 |
| "I could have loved New York had I not loved Balti-more" writer | 73 |
| "I challenge you to a dance duel to see who can shake their ass the naughtiest!"? | 91 |
| "I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep, you know" speaker | 84 |
| "I cant stand water because of all the things fish do in it" comic | 76 |
| "I cannot tell ___" (admission attributed to a young Washington) | 74 |
| "I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it" speaker | 84 |
| "I can't remember if I ___" ("American Pie" lyric) | 74 |
| "I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands" speaker | 84 |
| "I can teach you how to sew an artist's hat, if you're interested"? | 85 |
| "I can see you on a cold day and you're like a cloud...I'm impressed..." | 90 |
| "I can remember when the air was clean and ___ was dirty": George Burns | 81 |
| "I bring you with reverent Hands / The books of my numberless dreams ..." poet | 88 |
| "I bought this new sword and sorcery book. It's about a king, ___ Rex ..." | 88 |
| "I believe in ___" (opening line of "The Godfather") | 72 |
| "I beheld the earth, ___, it was without form" (Jeremiah 4:23) | 72 |
| "I ate his liver with some ___ beans and a nice Chianti": Hannibal Lecter | 83 |
| "I ate his liver with some ___ and a nice Chianti": Hannibal Lecter | 77 |
| "I Am the Walrus," for the Beatles' "Hello, Goodbye" | 76 |
| "I am the doubter and the doubt / And I the ___ the Brahmin sings" (Ralph Waldo Emerson) | 98 |
| "I am so ___ that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" (Oscar Wilde quote) | 115 |
| "I am on a drug. It's called ___." (And source of the quotes used in this puzzle) | 95 |
| "I am just __ boy, though my story's seldom told": "The Boxer" | 86 |
| "How ___ Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life" (plagiarized 2006 novel) | 87 |
| "How ___ Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life" (Kaavya Viswanathan novel in the news) | 101 |
| "How wonderful ___ would be if there were no singers": Rossini | 72 |
| "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" librettist Burrows | 79 |
| "How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand" quipper | 79 |
| "How lowbrow!" said the cats. "We much prefer '__'" | 79 |
| "How long will a man lie i' the earth ___ he rot?": Hamlet | 72 |
| "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" "Practice!" and others? | 76 |
| "How did that new car handle out there on the track?" [Maroon 5, 2011] | 80 |
| "How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" quipper | 90 |
| "How Can You ___ a Broken Heart?" (1971 Bee Gees chart-topper) | 72 |
| "How beauteous mankind is! O ___, that has such people in't!": "The Tempest" [1932 novel] | 113 |
| "How Are Things in Glocca ___?" ("Finian's Rainbow" song) | 81 |
| "House" and "Little House ...," but not "Full House" | 82 |
| "House of Bush, House of ___: The Secret Relationship Between the World's Two Most Powerful Dynasties" | 116 |
| "House in the __ Plumet" (book of "Les Misérables") | 74 |
| "Homer and ___ Hail Mary Pass" (2005 episode of "The Simpsons") | 83 |
| "Homer and ___ Hail Mary Pass" ("The Simpsons" episode) | 75 |
| "Homeowners get excited when they see me opening their ___ ..." | 73 |
| "Home work" letters that appear at both ends of this puzzle's theme answers | 89 |
| "Holy Diver" rocker Ronnie James who guest-starred on South Park | 74 |
| "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid" speaker | 105 |
| "Hogan's Heroes" character who insisted, "I know nothing!" | 82 |
| "Hoc _____ in votis" ("This was among my wishes"): Horace | 77 |
| "Hmmmmm ..." [as hinted at by the three groups of black squares in the middle of the grid] | 100 |
| "Hmmm...I'm stumped as to how you landed a role on 'The Addams Family'..." | 96 |
| "History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives" speaker | 121 |
| "History repeats ___, first as tragedy, second as farce." (Karl Marx) | 79 |
| "Histoire de ___," first in a popular series of children's books | 78 |
| "His posterior goes all the way back into the easy chair - ___!" | 74 |
| "Highest Mountains" or "World Series MVP's," e.g. | 73 |
| "Higher, higher, to the left a smidge, that's it!" follower | 73 |
| "Higher and higher, straight up we'll climb" Van Halen song | 73 |
| "High School Musical 2" song with the lyric "Am I the type of guy who means what I say?" | 108 |
| "High Qua1ityMeds - 50% off ___ straight from our 0nline parma3y" | 75 |
| "Hie thee __, / That I may pour my spirits in thine ear": "Macbeth" | 87 |
| "Hey, what did you think when you missed that last pit stop?" [The Who, 1971] | 87 |
| "Hey, I'm not afraid of commitment; I just don't care," for example? | 86 |
| "Hey, dude, I'm playing a ___ tonight, you should totally come" | 77 |
| "Here, __ Heaven, I ratify this my rich gift": "The Tempest" | 80 |