| "It's worth it just for Ms. Behar's famous lasagna recipe" | 76 |
| "It's true whether or not you believe in it," per Neil deGrasse Tyson | 83 |
| "It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I say, why take the chance?" speaker | 97 |
| "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" speaker | 82 |
| "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" guitarist | 83 |
| "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" band | 78 |
| "It's soft and glossy and would make a great sheet," e.g.? | 72 |
| "It's only ___!" ("Winning isn't everything!") | 74 |
| "It's not ___ truck. It's a series of tubes" (Senator Ted Stevens describing the internet) | 108 |
| "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the ___" | 79 |
| "It's not the ___, it's the tumidity" (William Safire maxim about sexual double standards in film nudity ratings) | 131 |
| "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it" speaker | 83 |
| "It's Not a Fashion Statement, ___ Deathwish" My Chemical Romance | 79 |
| "It's my work, ___ say, and I do it for pay" (Dylan lyric) | 72 |
| "It's like this and like that and like this and uh /___, creep to the mic like a phantom" | 103 |
| "It's just ___!" ("Winning isn't everything!") | 74 |
| "It's in ___ Kiss" (subtitle of "The Shoop Shoop Song") | 79 |
| "It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am" speaker | 79 |
| "It's easy, pal-just keep track of the shell with the pea" and others? | 84 |
| "It's easy to be outnumbered when you're ___" ("George of the Jungle") | 98 |
| "It's better than your drawings of naked ___" (Retort by Elaine to Jerry) | 87 |
| "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity" speaker | 74 |
| "It's a little ___" (deli counter worker's comment at the scale) | 82 |
| "It was ___ dream/I used to read Word Up magazine" (Biggie lyric) | 75 |
| "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...," e.g. | 73 |
| "It takes a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger" speaker | 80 |
| "It surrounds us and penetrates us," according to Obi-Wan Kenobi | 74 |
| "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" character in MS Word | 96 |
| "It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe" speaker | 113 |
| "It is through Art, and through Art only, that we can ___ our perfection": Oscar Wilde | 96 |
| "It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so ___ advanced": Gettysburg Address | 165 |
| "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of ___ ..." (Matthew 19:24) | 85 |
| "It can only be postponed to the advantage of others," according to Machiavelli | 89 |
| "It builds strong bones, but who cares in this dark, dark world..." | 77 |
| "Isn't ___ bit like you and me?" ("Nowhere Man" lyric) | 78 |
| "Isn't __ bit like you and me?": "Nowhere Man" lyric | 76 |
| "Isn't it rich, are ___ pair..." ("Send in the Clowns" lyric) | 85 |
| "Is this __ time ... to talk of Pensions and Grenadiers?": Sterne | 75 |
| "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?," e.g. | 80 |
| "Is she not down so late, ___ so early?": "Romeo and Juliet" | 80 |
| "Is Anybody Goin' to San ___?" (1970 #1 country hit for Charley Pride) | 84 |
| "Is a ___ way to spend an evening? Let's kiss and make up" | 72 |
| "Invisible" site in Harry Potter books where wizards buy their accessories | 84 |
| "Interviewer" who asked Kobe Bryant how many springs are in a basketball | 82 |
| "Interest paid on trouble before it falls due," per W. R. Inge | 72 |
| "Inspector Gadget" bad guy whose hand was replaced with a steel glove | 79 |
| "In ___, where love is king" (start of "That's Amore") | 78 |
| "In ___" (jokey postscript tacked onto fortune cookie messages) | 73 |
| "In what way?"/Like overcooked steak/Possess/European capital on a gulf (1985) | 88 |
| "In what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?" "___" | 91 |
| "In the Valley of ___" (2007 Tommy Lee Jones/Charlize Theron movie) | 77 |
| "In the Still of the Nite" doo-wop group, with "the" | 72 |
| "In the raw," "in the red" or "in the running" | 76 |
| "In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice" speaker | 87 |
| "In my own place, my name ain't ___ ... my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo" | 88 |
| "In fair Verona, where we lay our ___" (second line of "Romeo and Juliet") | 94 |
| "In 2008, I said I was going to take piano lessons.Instead I ..." | 75 |
| "Impossible" response to the question "Are you sleeping?" | 77 |
| "Imma let you finish" speaker at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards | 74 |
| "Imaginary" number in a game show skit on the BBC's "That Mitchell and Webb Look" | 105 |
| "Iliad" character with a shield made from seven bulls' hides | 74 |
| "If __ make it there ...": "New York, New York" lyric | 73 |
| "If you want to make a few bucks in the communications business ..." | 78 |
| "If you take the cameras out of the courtroom, then you hide a certain measure of truth from the public" speaker | 122 |
| "If you prick us, do we not __?": "The Merchant of Venice" | 78 |
| "If you must drink and drive, drink ___" (bumper sticker quote) | 73 |
| "If you haven't seen ___, you haven't seen New York" (old ad slogan) | 86 |
| "If you go to jail, will all these beautiful things fit in your cell?" | 80 |
| "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize" boaster | 90 |
| "If you donÂ’t eat your ___, you canÂ’t have any pudding" | 73 |
| "If you don't meet my demands within 24 hours, I'll blow up a Russian river"? | 95 |
| "If you don't eat your ___, you can't have any pudding" | 73 |
| "If you cut your hair that way, Alice, you're goin' straight to the moon!" | 92 |
| "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" pres. | 73 |
| "If you can't behave on this tour, I swear you'll be sorry!"? | 79 |
| "If you can't beat 'em in the alley you can't beat 'em on the ice", he said | 101 |
| "If we just allow them to keep merging, everything will be okay," for example? | 88 |
| "If thou ___ ever thy dear father love...": "Hamlet" | 72 |
| "If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, you can't stop them" speaker | 91 |
| "If skills sold, truth be told, I'd probably be / lyrically Talib ___" (Jay-Z lyric) | 98 |
| "If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction / Instruct ___ in diction" ("Anything Goes" lyric) | 112 |
| "If my study doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the botany professor | 93 |
| "If my paper doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the agriculture sciences professor | 107 |
| "If my book doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the parapsychology professor | 100 |
| "If my article doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the antiquities professor | 100 |
| "If music be the food of love, ___" ("Twelfth Night") | 73 |
| "If music be the food of love ..." speaker in "Twelfth Night" | 81 |
| "If man makes himself ___ he must not complain when he is trodden on" (Immanuel Kant) | 95 |
| "If Life ___ Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" (Erma Bombeck book) | 90 |
| "If it were now to die, / 'Twere now to be most happy" speaker | 76 |
| "If I Were a Rich Man" singer in "Fiddler on the Roof" | 74 |
| "If I Only Had the Nerve" singer in "The Wizard of Oz" | 74 |
| "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us ___": Mel Brooks | 75 |
| "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him" writer | 76 |
| "If Democrats Had Any Brains, ___ Be Republicans" (Ann Coulter book) | 78 |
| "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans" author Coulter | 81 |
| "If at first, the ___ is not absurd, then there is no hope for it": Einstein | 86 |
| "I've ___ All Good People" (song on "The Yes Album") | 76 |
| "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, ___": Groucho Marx | 73 |
| "I've had 18 straight whiskies. I think that's the record" | 76 |