| Sugar substitutes shown chemically as C6H8(OH)6 | 47 |
| " . . . ___ labour's bath": Shak. | 47 |
| “The Social Network” screenwriter Aaron | 47 |
| Horse of a brownish orange to light brown color | 47 |
| "Help!" (and this puzzle's title) | 47 |
| "--- your mama!" (insulting comeback) | 47 |
| Player suspended in 2003 for using a corked bat | 47 |
| Dominican-born player with more than 600 homers | 47 |
| Actress Ann of "The Whales of August" | 47 |
| 2008 National League Rookie of the Year Geovany | 47 |
| '98 Shawn Mullins "Lullaby" album | 47 |
| It's ironic if his favorite month was March | 47 |
| Composer of the operetta "El Capitan" | 47 |
| Stewed chicken dishes on the Cape of Good Hope? | 47 |
| It's not a silk purse source, it's said | 47 |
| Farm female/ short chat/ be short/ gave rise to | 47 |
| South Side squad, briefly, with "the" | 47 |
| Place where you can enjoy a Turkish Hammam bath | 47 |
| "The final frontier," to Captain Kirk | 47 |
| Egg noodle associated with Baden-Württemberg | 47 |
| ''The rain in ___ falls . . .'' | 47 |
| European nation troubles late Defense Secretary | 47 |
| One posing as the son of a Nigerian prince, say | 47 |
| General public might have a short attention one | 47 |
| Roman landmark rising from the Piazza di Spagna | 47 |
| Jessie ___ ("Saved by the Bell" role) | 47 |
| ''Don't bother explaining'' | 47 |
| Item on the back of some sport utility vehicles | 47 |
| Disney's Captain Jack dupes church leaders? | 47 |
| Victor's crown after the Peloponnesian War? | 47 |
| Purveyors of seaweed wraps and cucumber facials | 47 |
| Do what Bob Barker reminds us to do to our pets | 47 |
| Jack Blum's "Meatballs" character | 47 |
| Jamaican legend Winston Rodney, aka Burning ___ | 47 |
| On ___ (how magazine articles might be written) | 47 |
| Architect's detailed description, for short | 47 |
| McDonald's aptly named mascot before Ronald | 47 |
| Reason to look (or hide your eyes) at the beach | 47 |
| Makes the minimum purchase at the dollar store? | 47 |
| TV show based on the novels of Robert B. Parker | 47 |
| "Wayne's World" director Penelope | 47 |
| "Music of the ---" (Kepler assertion) | 47 |
| This puzzle's theme involves fictional ones | 47 |
| Pop music magazine founded by Bob Guccione, Jr. | 47 |
| "Frasier" and "Maude," e.g. | 47 |
| "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" and others | 47 |
| Quiet sound of water on the side of a pail, say | 47 |
| "Airplane!" or "Spaceballs" | 47 |
| ___ Life ("Porgy and Bess" character) | 47 |
| Place where there may be noisy, well-oiled fans | 47 |
| Reader of Grantland, Deadspin, or the Classical | 47 |
| Get a bald advertising icon out of the slammer? | 47 |
| Turned straw into gold, Ã la Rumpelstiltskin | 47 |
| Subject of the book "Red Moon Rising" | 47 |
| Get with effort, as that last gob of toothpaste | 47 |
| Dwellings with shared kitchens and baths: Abbr. | 47 |
| Petty officer first class's USMC equivalent | 47 |
| ID issued by the Federated States of Micronesia | 47 |
| 001-01-0001, for Grace D. Owen of Concord, N.H. | 47 |
| Abbr. retired after Gorbachev's resignation | 47 |
| Agcy. that draft dodgers want to steer clear of | 47 |
| It's not breaking the sound barrier anymore | 47 |
| First name of the Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie | 47 |
| New Year's soiree that brings in the bucks? | 47 |
| Competing in a run up the Empire State Building | 47 |
| Shelly's brother, on "South Park" | 47 |
| One of the saner kids on "South Park" | 47 |
| ''The Incredible Hulk'' creator | 47 |
| Symbol on the center square of a Scrabble board | 47 |
| It was 5431.4 for "Spock's Brain" | 47 |
| Kay who sang "Wheel of Fortune," 1952 | 47 |
| "It Don't Come Easy" singer, 1971 | 47 |
| Timber defect extending from the middle outward | 47 |
| Paul Michael Glaser's titular 1970s TV role | 47 |
| Raison d'être of many annual conventions | 47 |
| Mark Knopfler "The Way It Always ___" | 47 |
| "Virtue ___ while vice is fed" (Pope) | 47 |
| "Immediately!," in the operating room | 47 |
| Belle and Sebastian "The ___ I Am In" | 47 |
| Cardinal vis-Ã -vis Illinois, Indiana or Ohio | 47 |
| Instrument that makes a drummer feel important? | 47 |
| Record label for Booker T. & the M.G.'s | 47 |
| "Don't come any closer, Zombie!"? | 47 |
| Shows the obedience school money was well spent | 47 |
| Monk known as ''the Venerable'' | 47 |
| ___-Mère-Église (Normandy invasion town) | 47 |
| "Home" or "farm" attachment | 47 |
| Surf that's in charge of grilling the turf? | 47 |
| Word with "base" or "scene" | 47 |
| "The Feast of Saint Nicholas" painter | 47 |
| "The Doctor's Visit" painter, Jan | 47 |
| Gwen who sang "Don't Speak," 1996 | 47 |
| ''Three Lives'' author Gertrude | 47 |
| 1993 National Women's Hall of Fame inductee | 47 |
| Keep an antioxidant-heavy fruit juice in check? | 47 |
| Manager of five straight World Series champions | 47 |
| Item with two red lines running down the middle | 47 |
| Sir Frank ___, historian of Anglo-Saxon England | 47 |
| ''Don't take another ___!'' | 47 |
| Mike Brady of "The Brady Bunch," e.g. | 47 |