| Why the convent's head couldn't find information on the nun? | 68 |
| Why the clown retired? | 22 |
| Why the calf pricked up its ears? | 33 |
| Why the Burbank train derailed? | 31 |
| Why the bull calf didn't get the jewelry? | 45 |
| Why the bridge player was obliged to stop golfing? | 50 |
| Why the blackjack player got odd looks from the rest of the foursome? | 69 |
| Why the belles were sad after the coming-out ball? | 50 |
| Why students had a substitute? | 30 |
| Why standing under a falling oak is a bad idea? | 47 |
| Why some run? | 13 |
| Why some risks are taken | 24 |
| Why some products fail | 22 |
| Why some people travel far to attend church? | 44 |
| Why some people move to Massachusetts? | 38 |
| Why some need a shot in the arm | 31 |
| Why some indulge in shakes | 26 |
| Why some find comic Jackie disagreeable? | 40 |
| Why some eschew the lottery | 27 |
| Why some carry a torch? | 23 |
| Why some bachelorettes like candy bars? | 39 |
| Why single ladies like certain candy bars? | 42 |
| WHY SHE CANNOT MAKE ZWIEBACK | 28 |
| Why sea water is undrinkable | 28 |
| Why scholars need more dollars | 30 |
| Why professional poker players rarely hit longer than 100 yards? | 64 |
| Why procrastinate? | 18 |
| Why private people manage without manservants? | 46 |
| Why plants turn to the sun | 26 |
| Why owls shun the tropics | 25 |
| Why one shouldn't rush | 26 |
| Why one should stick with a Dostoyevsky novel? | 46 |
| Why one goes to an auction? | 27 |
| Why Noah couldn't trust all the animals? | 44 |
| Why NASA requires continual funding? | 36 |
| Why NASA couldn't land on the moon? | 39 |
| Why Mr. Martin isn't popular on Memorial Day? | 49 |
| Why Mr. Beatty's fragrant herbs get trampled? | 49 |
| Why mother darns a sock? | 24 |
| Why Morley, Glenn and Claude prefer snakes to lye | 49 |
| Why Mickey and Goofy became astronauts? | 39 |
| Why Lucifer's hair always looks so good? | 44 |
| Why kindergarten teachers choose watercolors? | 45 |
| Why Junior isn't allowed to play in the living room? | 56 |
| Why it's up to you to pick paper or plastic at the supermarket? | 67 |
| Why it's time for watch repair? | 35 |
| Why isn't one done? | 23 |
| Why is Y like a romance novel? | 30 |
| Why is the milk production survey so screwy? | 44 |
| Why is the gardener so happy? | 29 |
| Why is the drought-plagued swim club bankrupt? | 46 |
| WHY IS DR. SAGAN BEING SENT TO N.M.? | 36 |
| Why I'm still waiting to take off? | 38 |
| Why horses are attracted to a witch's headgear? | 51 |
| Why honest poker dealers make lousy scorekeepers on the links? | 62 |
| Why he left grad school? | 24 |
| Why Haim didn't want to party one night in the 1980s? | 57 |
| Why guitar-loving Cooke was blue when his gal named her favorite musical instrument? | 84 |
| Why ghosts haunt bars? | 22 |
| Why former Secretary of State Colin was never caught off guard? | 63 |
| Why everyone who jogs owes someone money (Part 4) | 49 |
| Why everyone who jogs owes someone money (Part 3) | 49 |
| Why everyone who jogs owes someone money (Part 2) | 49 |
| Why everyone who jogs owes someone money (Part 1) | 49 |
| WHY ELEPHANT VISITS VET IN ALA. | 31 |
| Why don't we? | 17 |
| Why do they fall in love? | 25 |
| Why dad is now dashed? | 22 |
| Why crows band together? | 24 |
| Why certain folks decide not to go south for the winter? | 56 |
| Why Bugs Bunny's dieting? | 29 |
| Why Buffalo residents dream of Florida? | 39 |
| Why blackjack dealers never finish a round of golf? | 51 |
| Why astronauts float in space | 29 |
| Why assembly line worker #8 ends up doing extra work? | 53 |
| Why are you late? | 17 |
| Why Andy Capp took a class on 'andicapping? | 47 |
| Why and wherefore | 17 |
| Why an old dessert might be skipped? | 36 |
| Why a sot gets pulled over (abbr.) | 34 |
| Why a risk may be taken | 23 |
| Why a maid's not mad? | 25 |
| Why a lot of people saw "The Doctor"? | 47 |
| Why a jokester may say "Too soon?" | 44 |
| Why a dog may scratch | 21 |
| Why a crow crows | 16 |
| Why "there's no time for fussing and fighting," per a Beatles hit | 79 |
| Why "The Brady Bunch" girls do well on exams? | 55 |
| Why | 3 |
| Whups | 5 |
| Whupped | 7 |
| Whup | 4 |
| Whse., e.g. | 11 |
| Whse. unit | 10 |
| Whse. sight | 11 |
| Whse. inventory | 15 |
| Whse. container | 15 |
| Whoville's creator | 22 |
| Whoville creator | 16 |
| Whosoever | 9 |