| "STATE FAIR ___" (words on the Wizard of Oz's hot-air balloon) | 76 |
| "Starting a giant revolution at the fairgrounds" (Chicago, 1893) | 74 |
| "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with" speaker | 73 |
| "Star Wars" saga character who speaks in object-subject-verb format | 77 |
| "Star Wars" character who said "Never tell me the odds!" | 76 |
| "Star Trek" lieutenant who participated in TV's first interracial kiss | 84 |
| "Star Trek" character who famously kissed Captain Kirk in a 1968 "Star Trek" episode | 104 |
| "Star Trek" actor who starred in a film shot entirely in Esperanto | 76 |
| "Stand behind the person in front of you" and "Don't cut"? | 82 |
| "Speed Dating went really well last night, but I can't make up my mind; the dog catcher was ___..." | 113 |
| "Souvenir" picked up in Amsterdam's red-light district: Abbr. | 75 |
| "South Park" kid whose head is drawn in two unconnected pieces | 72 |
| "South Park" co-creator whose student film was titled "Cannibal! The Musical" | 97 |
| "South Park" boy who's always crying "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" | 92 |
| "South Pacific" song that asks "If you don't have a dream, / How you gonna have a dream come true?" | 123 |
| "Sorry, Buckeye State, but the whole General Assembly's coming over for my party!" | 96 |
| "Songs in ___ of Z" (compilation of "outsider" music) | 73 |
| "Sonata Quasi __ Fantasia": Beethoven's "Moonlight" | 75 |
| "Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of '___ Pop'" (Dubya, April 2, 2002) | 97 |
| "Sometimes I ain't so sho who's got ___ a right to say when a man is crazy and when he ain't" (William Faulkner) | 134 |
| "Something's fishy," and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 72 |
| "Something you'd hate to discover living in your attic." "___" | 86 |
| "Something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn't get caught." "___" (also, the source of this puzzle's theme answers) | 151 |
| "Something that has to warm up before you use it." "___" | 76 |
| "Something people learn how to do from a how-to book." "___" | 80 |
| "Something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time." The survey did not say (but a contestant did): "___" | 126 |
| "Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps" comedian Philips | 111 |
| "Software is like ___: it's better when it's free" (Linux inventor Linus Torvalds) | 100 |
| "So, now that he's in trucking school, I just hope he ___ ..." | 76 |
| "So, if she weighs the same as ___, then she's made of wood" ("Monty Python and the Holy Grail") | 120 |
| "So ___ be on my way / In the early mornin' rain" (Gordon Lightfoot lyric) | 88 |
| "So you never know — next time we take a trip across the country we might even ___" | 100 |
| "So will I ... make the net / That shall enmesh them all" speaker | 75 |
| "So why on earth should ___" ("A Hard Day's Night") | 75 |
| "So why on earth should ___ ..." (line from "A Hard Day's Night") | 89 |
| "So what exactly are they plotting?" (highly literal TV title #5) | 75 |
| "So much depends / upon / ___ wheel / barrow" (William Carlos Williams) | 81 |
| "So his next stop was inevitable: Owlcatraz. He became just another ___." | 83 |
| "SNL" commercial with Phil Hartman on a giant pyramid of cereal | 73 |
| "Smokey, this is not ___. This is bowling. There are rules." ("The Big Lebowski" quote) | 107 |
| "Small Craft on a Milk Sea" Brian Eno w/Jon Hopkins & ___ Abrahams | 80 |
| "Sleight of hand" used when solving trigonometry problems in groups? | 78 |
| "Sleepless in Seattle II: We Need to Get to the Hospital Now"? (Happy New Year to baby Hildegard of Bingen!) | 118 |
| "Sleep that knits up the ravell'd ___ of care": Shakespeare | 73 |
| "Six of one, half a dozen of the other" (and this puzzle's theme) | 79 |
| "Sine scientia ___ nihil est" ("Without knowledge, skill is nothing") | 89 |
| "Simpsons" character with the catchphrase “Yo, Bart dude” | 75 |
| "Simpsons" character who debuted in the episode "The Telltale Head" | 87 |
| "Show Boat" girl who sings "Life Upon the Wicked Stage" | 75 |
| "Show Boat" character who says "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies!" | 103 |
| "Should I say 'Come here often?' or 'Hey, babe!'"? | 76 |
| "Shirley, Good Mrs. Murphy shall follow me all the days of my life" is one | 84 |
| "Shirley Temple, The Youngest, Most Sacred Monster of the Cinema in her Time" and other pieces | 104 |
| "She's got electric boots, a ___ suit" ("Bennie and the Jets" lyric) | 92 |
| "She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile" speaker | 79 |
| "She was ___ in slacks" (part of an opening soliloquy by Humbert Humbert) | 83 |
| "She lost her voice on 'Poker Face' and fell down dancing to 'Bad Romance'"? | 102 |
| "Shallow End of the ___ Pool" (Emily Kaitz song covered by the Austin Lounge Lizards) | 95 |
| "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" has five of these | 73 |
| "Shakespeare of Hollywood" who wrote the "Notorious" screenplay | 83 |
| "Shaggy! There are monsters under this bridge with terrible colds!" | 77 |
| "Shaggy! It's a giant arachnid that's apparently been working out!" | 85 |
| "Sex and Suffering in the Afternoon," as per a 1976 Time magazine cover | 81 |
| "Sesame Street" song with the lyric "Anything dirty or dingy or dusty" | 90 |
| "Sesame Street" character who sang "Hot N Cold" with Katy Perry | 83 |
| "Send these, the homeless, ___ to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" (last lines of "The New Colossus") | 134 |
| "Send a ___ to your boy in the army" (Katz's Delicatessen sign) | 77 |
| "Seinfeld" character with the catchphrase "Jerry! Hello!" | 77 |
| "Seinfeld" character who dreams up a coffee table book about coffee tables | 84 |
| "See how they smile, like pigs in a sty, see how they ___" (line from "I Am the Walrus") | 108 |
| "Schindler's ___" (novel on which "Schindler's List" was based) | 91 |
| "Scènes de la Vie de ___" (novel on which a Puccini opera is based) | 80 |
| "Say. That feels good!Old Harry is coming back, Ms. Henstridge" (7) | 77 |
| "Say hello to friends you know and __": ". . . Holly Jolly Christmas" | 89 |
| "Say as he says, ___ shall never go": "The Taming of the Shrew" | 83 |
| "Say as he says, ___ shall never go" ("The Taming of the Shr | 75 |
| "Saw the air too much with your hand," in Shakespeare's words | 75 |
| "Saturday Night Live" character who introduced herself with "Hewwo" | 87 |
| "Sanctimonious ___" (Joseph McCarthy's nickname for Senator Symington of Missouri) | 96 |
| "Russell Simmons' ___ Strawberry Jam" ("In Living Color" ad spoof) | 90 |
| "Round and Round" glam band vs. "Twin Infinitives" punks (sometime in the 1100s B.C.) | 105 |
| "Romeo and Juliet" character who claims to hate the word "peace" | 84 |
| "Romeo and Juliet" : Paris :: "West Side Story" : ___ | 73 |
| "Robin Williams's best work was playing a comics character in the early '80s"? | 96 |
| "riverrun, past ___ and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay": James Joyce | 95 |
| "Required reading for all 'Purple Rain' fans who think their idol is too goody-goody" | 103 |
| "Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is ___ 15" (Ronald Reagan) | 126 |
| "Reporter" who made a popular 2006 documentary on the "US and A" | 84 |
| "Rent" composer Jonathan and "The Far Side" cartoonist Gary | 79 |
| "Remember to look __ the stars and not down at your feet": Hawking | 76 |
| "Regnava ___ silenzio" (aria from "Lucia di Lammermoor") | 76 |
| "Regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it" source | 80 |
| "Reading the ___" (2008 book subtitled "One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages") | 93 |
| "Quadrophenia" song that begins "Every year is the same" | 76 |
| "Qu'est-ce que ___?" ("What is that?" in French) | 72 |
| "Pygmy chimpanzee" found only in the Democratic Republic of Congo | 75 |
| "Puts the keys of the future at your fingertips" (Philadelphia, 1876) | 79 |
| "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" songwriter Paul (whose daughter is married to Jason Bateman) | 101 |
| "Proudly serving the men and women who serve our country" grp. | 72 |
| "Protect mine innocence, ___ fall into the trap ...": "King Henry VIII" | 91 |