| "Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to, and the one white people used to go to." | 114 |
| "Everybody Loves Raymond" or "Everybody Hates Chris" | 72 |
| "Everybody, this is my son, the highway. (Tell 'em your name, kiddo.)" "___." | 102 |
| "Everyone is ___, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody" (Mark Twain) | 93 |
| "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)" actress | 91 |
| "Failure is more frequently from want of ___ than want of capital": Daniel Webster | 92 |
| "Faites ___ jeux" (croupier's phrase at the roulette wheel) | 73 |
| "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream" prez | 80 |
| "Famous" company that sponsors an annual hot dog eating contest | 73 |
| "Fasten tightly," "read rights while affixing" and the like? | 80 |
| "Für ___" (piece Beethoven plays in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure") | 100 |
| "FDA Official: 'Just ___ Goddamn Vegetable'" ("The Onion" headline) | 95 |
| "Feels Like We Only Go Backwards" band vs. DJ born Richard Melville Hall (2/23/1836-3/6/1836) | 103 |
| "Feliz cumpleaños ___" ("Happy Birthday To You," in Spanish) | 83 |
| "Few can be induced to labor exclusively for ___": Abraham Lincoln | 76 |
| "Fiddler on the Roof" setting that answers the question "Where else could Sabbath be so sweet?" | 115 |
| "Fiddler on the Roof" song suggested twice by this puzzle's circles | 81 |
| "Finally, we learn how one Jonas brother defined an entire generation" | 80 |
| "Finally, we won! But we left behind some gold and had to go..." | 74 |
| "Find more great clues like this in the author's Winner's Circle Crosswords!," e.g. | 101 |
| "Finger lickin' good" sloganeer, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 84 |
| "Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes" musical | 73 |
| "Flew in from Miami Beach ___" (opening lyric to "Back in the U.S.S.R.") | 92 |
| "Floral" film of 2006 with Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson | 73 |
| "Flowers for __": story from which the film "Charly" was adapted | 84 |
| "For a righty, you hit the ball pretty well on your left side," and others? | 85 |
| "For an avid philatelist like me, sorting envelopes is thrilling - I might spot a ___!" | 97 |
| "For Christmas my uncle gave me a palm-tree coffee mug from ___ ..." | 78 |
| "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is ___" | 81 |
| "For his contributions to jazz, ___ should be smeared with bacon grease, placed in a cage with three underfed Kodiak grizzly bears, and whatever happens, happens." ("Genius Guide to Jazz") | 208 |
| "For realz" [the American Values Club puzzle is at avxwords.com] | 74 |
| "For whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also ___": Galatians | 74 |
| "For you there's rosemary and ___": "The Winter's Tale" | 83 |
| "For ___ though vanquish'd, he could argue still": Goldsmith | 74 |
| "Forgive your ___, but never forget their names": John F. Kennedy | 75 |
| "Freaks and Geeks" creator and "The Office" director Paul | 77 |
| "From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee" speaker | 107 |
| "From ___ shining ..." ("America the Beautiful" lyric) | 74 |
| "Full Swing: Hits, Runs and Errors in a Writer's Life" author Berkow | 82 |
| "Futurama" character who grew up in the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium | 90 |
| "Gattaca" star moves to Charleston in order to play a poisonous plant? | 80 |
| "General Hospital" and "Melrose Place" actor, born 2/29/1972 | 80 |
| "Get lost!," and a hint to the beginnings of the three longest entries | 80 |
| "Get the scoop on our new hand-held offering" (St. Louis, 1904) | 73 |
| "Ghosts of the ___" (James Cameron documentary about the Titanic) | 75 |
| "Gigantic (___ of Two Johns)," 2002 documentary about They Might Be Giants | 84 |
| "Gimme ___!" (repeated cry of a University of Mississippi cheerleader) | 80 |
| "Give me chastity and continence, but not quite yet" theologian | 73 |
| "Give Me Everything" rapper vs. "My Adidas" rappers (7/21/1861) | 83 |
| "Give me, give me a chance to ___ you" (line from Dave Clark Five's "Because") | 102 |
| "Giving: How ___ of Us Can Change the World" (Bill Clinton book) | 74 |
| "God created the integers; all the rest is the work of ___": Kronecker | 80 |
| "Gong Show" name repeated in both blanks of ___ ___ the Dancing Machine | 81 |
| "Good Eats" episode title where Alton Brown discusses lemon meringue | 78 |
| "Good luck, ___" (last words on the "Mission: Impossible" tape that would "self-destruct in five seconds") | 136 |
| "Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice versa" speaker | 78 |
| "Goodbye, Farewell and ___" (title of the final episode of "MASH") | 86 |
| "Goodbye, ___ Jean" (opening line of "Candle in the Wind") | 78 |
| "Gosh!" (or, based on the starts of starred answers, one who is expert at solving this puzzle's theme?) | 117 |
| "Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil" writer | 78 |
| "Great idea!" said the goats. "Let's watch '__'" | 80 |
| "Greatest Voice of the Twentieth Century," according to the BBC | 73 |
| "Grin __, and I will think thou smilest": "King John" | 73 |
| "Guinness World Records" was originally created to settle them | 72 |
| "Guys and Dolls" song whose title follows "Call a lawyer and ..." | 85 |
| "Guys and Dolls" song with the lyric "Call a lawyer" | 72 |
| "Hair" song with the lyrics "four score and seven years ago" | 80 |
| "Hamlet" character who says, "These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears" | 96 |
| "Hamlet" woman at whose grave Gertrude says "Sweets to the sweet" | 85 |
| "Hark, hark! the lark ___ sings": "Cymbeline" [1943 novel] | 78 |
| "Harry Potter ___ der Stein der Weisen" (German version of the first book) | 84 |
| "Has the ___ effective at keeping peace?" (question for Sec'y-General Ban Ki-moon) | 96 |
| "Have a nice day" response, and a literal hint to this puzzle's theme | 83 |
| "Have ___!" ("You're not going to like what I'm about to say") | 90 |
| "He ... vas ... my ... boyfriend!" from "Young Frankenstein," for example? | 94 |
| "He phones the pizzeria and tells them he wants full cheese and mushroom ___" | 87 |
| "He walked amongst the Trial Men in ___ of shabby grey": Wilde | 72 |
| "He who sells what isn't __ must buy it back or go to prison": Daniel Drew | 88 |
| "He ___ is crowned with immortality / Who fears to follow where airy voices lead" (Keats) | 99 |
| "He'll give you the answer that you endorse," according to song | 77 |
| "He's a complicated man/but no one understands him/but his woman" | 79 |
| "He's for the money, he's for the show," to Boz Scaggs | 72 |
| "He's looking for an opening, but she's doing a tremendous job of ___!" | 89 |
| "Headless Body in ___ Bar" (sensational New York Post headline) | 73 |
| "Heart & Soul" one-hit wonder who took their name from a "Star Trek" character | 102 |
| "Heart and Soul" '80s band with a strange name (hidden in PREGNANT PAUSE) | 87 |
| "Her loveliness I never knew / Until she ___ on me" (Hartley Coleridge) | 81 |
| "Her name was Magill, and she called herself __": Beatles lyric | 73 |
| "Here Come the ___" (Abbott and Costello film set at a girls' school) | 83 |
| "Here lies One ___ Name was writ in Water" (words on Keats's tombstone) | 85 |
| "Here's what I'll give you if you'll feed my pet zombie"? | 79 |
| "Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods" speaker | 77 |
| "Here, __ Heaven, I ratify this my rich gift": "The Tempest" | 80 |
| "Hey, dude, I'm playing a ___ tonight, you should totally come" | 77 |
| "Hey, I'm not afraid of commitment; I just don't care," for example? | 86 |
| "Hey, what did you think when you missed that last pit stop?" [The Who, 1971] | 87 |
| "Hie thee __, / That I may pour my spirits in thine ear": "Macbeth" | 87 |
| "High Qua1ityMeds - 50% off ___ straight from our 0nline parma3y" | 75 |
| "High School Musical 2" song with the lyric "Am I the type of guy who means what I say?" | 108 |
| "Higher and higher, straight up we'll climb" Van Halen song | 73 |