| Text | Length |
| [as written] | 12 |
| [Attention, please] | 19 |
| [Bo-o-o-oring!] | 15 |
| [bo-o-o-ring!] | 14 |
| [Bo-o-oring!] | 13 |
| [Booooring...] | 14 |
| [bor-r-ring!] | 13 |
| [Buyer beware] | 14 |
| [Check back later] | 18 |
| [Check later] | 13 |
| [crosses fingers] | 17 |
| [error left as is] | 18 |
| [expletive deleted] | 19 |
| [Fit, Loaded, Sage] | 19 |
| [For shame!] | 12 |
| [Forehead slap] | 15 |
| [Get the joke?] | 15 |
| [Go to next pg.] | 16 |
| [here we go again] | 18 |
| [Hey, buddy!] | 13 |
| [How boring!] | 13 |
| [How dare you!] | 15 |
| [How dare you?!] | 16 |
| [How exasperating!] | 19 |
| [How shameful!] | 15 |
| [How shocking!] | 15 |
| [I am shocked!] | 15 |
| [I don't care] | 18 |
| [I drank too fast] | 18 |
| [I told you so!] | 16 |
| [I'm bored] | 15 |
| [I'm joking] | 16 |
| [I'm kidding!] | 18 |
| [I'm mad!] | 14 |
| [I'm scared!] | 17 |
| [I'm shocked!] | 18 |
| [I'm so clever] | 19 |
| [I'm so funny!] | 19 |
| [I'm thinking] | 18 |
| [Ignore edit] | 13 |
| [It can't be!] | 18 |
| [It's chilly!] | 18 |
| [It's gone!] | 16 |
| [Just kidding!] | 15 |
| [Just like that!] | 17 |
| [Just like that] | 16 |
| [Knock], in poker | 17 |
| [Lightbulb!] | 12 |
| [Like that!] | 12 |
| [Look over here!] | 17 |
| [May I speak?] | 14 |
| [More on next pg.] | 18 |
| [Mumble, mumble] | 16 |
| [No return allowed] | 19 |
| [Not a typo] | 12 |
| [Not my error] | 14 |
| [not my mistake] | 16 |
| [Not my spelling] | 17 |
| [Not my typo] | 13 |
| [Nothing but net] | 17 |
| [nudge, nudge] | 14 |
| [Oh my God!] | 12 |
| [Oh, my heavens!] | 17 |
| [Oh, my stars!] | 15 |
| [Out of my way!] | 16 |
| [Over here!] | 12 |
| [Pay attention!] | 16 |
| [per the original] | 18 |
| [Quoted verbatim] | 17 |
| [Read no further] | 17 |
| [Refer to blurb] | 16 |
| [Sans warning!] | 15 |
| [See circles] | 13 |
| [See diagram] | 13 |
| [See instructions] | 18 |
| [see other side] | 16 |
| [So boring!] | 12 |
| [So written] | 12 |
| [That cracks me up] | 19 |
| [That is correct!] | 18 |
| [That punch hurt!] | 18 |
| [That was close!] | 17 |
| [That's awful!] | 19 |
| [The horror!] | 13 |
| [This is heavy!] | 16 |
| [This is scary!] | 16 |
| [This ticks me off] | 19 |
| [Turn the page] | 15 |
| [typo not fixed] | 16 |
| [Uncorrected] | 13 |
| [unmentionable] | 15 |
| [What a bore] | 13 |
| [What a relief!] | 16 |
| [Woe is me!] | 12 |
| [Wrong answer] | 14 |
| [You brute!] | 12 |
| __ Paulo, Brazil | 17 |
| __ your fax | 12 |
| __ & Noble | 14 |
| __ 500 (auto race) | 18 |
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