| "X-Men" villain with great leaping ability and a very long tongue | 75 |
| "Wrong" way to spell a world leader's name in a New York Times crossword, according to a 1999 episode of "The West Wing" | 144 |
| "Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?" asker | 77 |
| "Wordplay" director Patrick Creadon's documentary about debt | 74 |
| "Word that can appear before the starts of A-, B- C-, D- and E-Across" crossword theme, e.g. | 102 |
| "Wonderful Tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton, and Me" author Boyd | 80 |
| "Without ___, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable": Shaw | 87 |
| "With ___ and Ruby: In This Life Together" (1998 joint memoir) | 72 |
| "Winning ___ everything, it's the only thing" (quote attributed to Vince Lombardi) | 96 |
| "Winnie ___ Pu" (Latin version of Milne's classic that became a bestseller in 1960) | 97 |
| "Willie and the ___ boys are playing, bring a nickel, tap your feet" | 78 |
| "Will it ever stop? ___ don't know..." ("Ice Ice Baby" lyric) | 85 |
| "Why, oh why isn't my boyfriend more like the 1999 sexiest man alive?"? | 85 |
| "Why ___ so shy when ...?" ("It's Only Love" lyric) | 75 |
| "Why leave a city that has six professional sports teams, and ___?" (Manhattan Mini Storage advertising slogan) | 121 |
| "Why don't you discuss that with your urologist instead of me? Sheesh ..." | 88 |
| "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" Tony nominee Mireille ___ | 73 |
| "Who Needs the Kwik-E-___?" (song from "The Simpsons") | 74 |
| "Who knows what ___ lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!" | 76 |
| "Who is ___ Söze?" ("The Usual Suspects" question) | 73 |
| "Who is Keyser ___?" ("The Usual Suspects" question) | 72 |
| "Who is John ___?" (question asked in "Atlas Shrugged") | 75 |
| "Who is John ___?" (opening line of "Atlas Shrugged") | 73 |
| "Who do you think you are, that hero pilot who landed the plane in Hudson River?"? | 92 |
| "Who are these people, and how are they related?" (highly literal TV title #2) | 88 |
| "While there ___" (words from General William Booth's creed) | 74 |
| "While I strongly disagree with the court's decision, I accept it" speaker | 88 |
| "While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping" writer | 80 |
| "Which, like dumb mouths, do ___ their ruby lips" ("Julius Caesar") | 87 |
| "Where's my serpent of old ___?": "Antony and Cleopatra" | 80 |
| "Where'er I _____...": Goldsmith, "The Traveller" | 73 |
| "Where'd'ya hang 'Water Lillies' in this museum?" | 75 |
| "Where the folks are fine / And the world is mine," in a Linda Ronstadt hit | 85 |
| "Where the bold saguaros raise their arms on high," according to its alma mater: Abbr. | 96 |
| "Where Is the Life That Late ___?" ("Kiss Me, Kate" song) | 77 |
| "Where Is the Life That Late ___" ("Kiss Me Kate" song) | 75 |
| "Where Is the Life That Late __?" ("Kiss Me, Kate" tune) | 76 |
| "Where and when do the main characters work?" (highly literal TV title #3) | 84 |
| "When ___, you're a clown" (from "I Got You Babe") | 74 |
| "When ___ younger, so much younger ..." ("Help!" lyric) | 75 |
| "When ___ hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade" (Dale Carnegie) | 85 |
| "When __ she comes to me with a thousand smiles": "Little Wing" lyric | 89 |
| "When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it" speaker | 75 |
| "When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble" speaker | 80 |
| "When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home" author Bombeck | 91 |
| "When You Got It, Flaunt It" singer in "The Producers" | 74 |
| "When the stars make you drool just like pasta ___ ..." (lyric from "That's Amore") | 107 |
| "When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool" emotion | 72 |
| "When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal" speaker | 81 |
| "When I throw rocks at seabirds, I leave no ___ unstoned": Ogden Nash | 79 |
| "When I Take My Sugar ___" (1931 Fain, Kahal & Norman classic) | 76 |
| "When I die, I want to still remain active politically" speaker | 73 |
| "When I am dead and gone, remember to ___ me ...": "Henry VI, Part I" | 89 |
| "When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am" song | 90 |
| "When a man is nervous about shipping breakables, I tell him, '___ carefully, sir' ..." | 105 |
| "Whatever your fight, don't be __": Mother Jones (labor organizer) | 80 |
| "Whatever ..." (for the record, this isn't a "Simpsons" neologism, despite what the Internet tells you) | 127 |
| "What? keep __ away? seven days and nights?": "Othello" | 75 |
| "What," "who," "how" or "where" follower | 80 |
| "What's ___, Doc?" (cartoon with the line "Kill the wabbit...") | 87 |
| "What's the ___ Wond'rin'?" ("Carousel" song) | 77 |
| "What's the __ Wond'rin'": "Carousel" song | 74 |
| "What's the fate of the crew?" (highly literal TV title #4) | 73 |
| "What's that D.C. university, hon?" response (from a director and former pitcher)? | 96 |
| "What's that chocolate beverage you're drinking, Yogi?" answer | 80 |
| "What's playin' at the ___?" ("Guys and Dolls" line) | 80 |
| "What ___ Will" (alternate title to "Twelfth Night") | 72 |
| "What ___ of the face is here!": Thomas Paine, "Common Sense" | 81 |
| "What ___ Did" (classic children's book with a punny title) | 73 |
| "What __ got here is a failure to communicate": "Cool Hand Luke" | 84 |
| "What would you like in your imported coffee?" "___" | 72 |
| "What Women Want," "In the Bedroom," and "Crazy, Stupid, Love" actress | 100 |
| "What will break if I break up with you?" response, for a thuggish couple? | 84 |
| "What More Can ___" (unreleased post-9/11 Michael Jackson charity single) | 83 |
| "What is ___?" (Ken Jennings's losing Final Jeopardy response) | 76 |
| "What I look forward __ continued immaturity followed by death": Dave Barry | 85 |
| "What garlic is to salad, insanity is to ___": Augustus Saint-Gaudens | 79 |
| "What else do you want to tell me about your sex life? Geez ..." | 74 |
| "What Do You Do With ____ in English?" ("Avenue Q" song) | 76 |
| "What Do You Do With ___ in English?" ("Avenue Q" song) | 75 |
| "What did you try to do after the caution flag came out?" [The Doors, 1967] | 85 |
| "What did Delaware?" "I don't know, but ___" (old joke) | 79 |
| "What a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read": Evelyn Waugh | 92 |
| "What a battle my guild just had! First someone went AFK, causing a..." | 81 |
| "West Side Story" song, or a hoped-for response after experiencing the transition in this puzzle's word ladder | 124 |
| "West Side Story" shout during "The Dance at the Gym" | 73 |
| "Well, sir, it's this rug I have - it really tied the room together" speaker | 90 |
| "Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's ___!" (Roseanne Roseannadanna line) | 93 |
| "Well it's time ___ home and I ain't even done with the night" | 80 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic song with the lyric "Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now" | 116 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic song with the lyric "I'm the king of cellulite" | 91 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic single about a nuclear holocaust during the holidays, which contains the line "...underneath the missile-toe" | 149 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic album featuring "Addicted to Spuds" | 75 |
| "Weekend ___" (regular "Saturday Night Live" sketch) | 72 |
| "Weed 'em and ___: A Weed Eater Reader" (2006 Roger Welsch book) | 78 |
| "Weather Channel" announcement (seemingly all the time, lately) | 73 |
| "Wearing the face that she keeps in ___ by the door" (Beatles lyric) | 78 |
| "We're on to you!" (and a hint to how this puzzle's other four longest answers were created) | 110 |
| "We're No Angels" costar with Humphrey Bogart and Peter Ustinov | 77 |
| "We're constantly attacked" and "the stockades are rotting"? | 84 |