| "If you ask me," in blog comments | 43 |
| "If you ask me," in chat room parlance | 48 |
| "If you ask me," in chat room shorthand | 49 |
| "If you ask me," in chat rooms | 40 |
| "If you ask me," in chatroom lingo | 44 |
| "If you ask me," in texts | 35 |
| "If you ask me," in textspeak | 39 |
| "If you ask me," online | 33 |
| "If you ask me," to texters | 37 |
| "If you asked me..." follow-up | 40 |
| "If You Asked ___" (Celine Dion hit) | 46 |
| "If You Believe" musical, with "The" | 56 |
| "If you build --- will come" | 38 |
| "If you build it, they will ___" | 42 |
| "If you build it, they will ___." | 43 |
| "If you can buy a better car, buy it" speaker | 55 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" pitchman | 57 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" speaker | 56 |
| "If You Can ___ Me" Katy Perry | 40 |
| "If you can't beat 'em in the alley you can't beat 'em on the ice", he said | 101 |
| "If you can't behave on this tour, I swear you'll be sorry!"? | 79 |
| "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" pres. | 73 |
| "If you can't stand ___ . . . " | 45 |
| "If You Could ___ Now" | 32 |
| "If you cut your hair that way, Alice, you're goin' straight to the moon!" | 92 |
| "If you don't eat your ___, you can't have any pudding" | 73 |
| "If you don't go to bed, Santa won't come," e.g.? | 67 |
| "If You Don't Know Me By Know" band | 49 |
| "If you don't know, __" | 37 |
| "If you don't know, ___" | 38 |
| "If you don't like it, lump it" | 45 |
| "If you don't like my anger, do something about it!"? | 67 |
| "If you don't meet my demands within 24 hours, I'll blow up a Russian river"? | 95 |
| "If you don't mind ...?" | 38 |
| "If you donÂ’t eat your ___, you canÂ’t have any pudding" | 73 |
| "If you done it, it __ bragging": Whitman | 51 |
| "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize" boaster | 90 |
| "If You Give a Pig a Pancake" author Numeroff | 55 |
| "If you go to jail, will all these beautiful things fit in your cell?" | 80 |
| "If You Go" singer Jon | 32 |
| "If you have to ___ ..." | 34 |
| "If you have ___, prepare to . . . " | 46 |
| "If you haven't seen ___, you haven't seen New York" (old ad slogan) | 86 |
| "If you keep doing that I'm gonna tell mom!" | 58 |
| "If You Knew ---" (song) | 34 |
| "If you knew ___ . . . " | 34 |
| "If you knew ___ like . . . " | 39 |
| "If You Knew ___" | 27 |
| "If You Knew ___" (Eddie Cantor favorite) | 51 |
| "If You Knew ___," Cantor hit | 39 |
| "If You Knew _____, Like ..." (1925 hit) | 50 |
| "If you know what I mean" | 35 |
| "If You Leave" synth guys | 35 |
| "If you leave, don't leave now" band | 50 |
| "If you like ___ coladas ..." (Rupert Holmes lyric) | 61 |
| "If you love something, let ___" | 42 |
| "If you must drink and drive, drink ___" (bumper sticker quote) | 73 |
| "If you play your cards right" | 40 |
| "If you prick us, do we not __?": "The Merchant of Venice" | 78 |
| "If you prick ___ we not bleed?" | 42 |
| "If you prick ___ we not bleed?": Shak. | 49 |
| "If you say so ..." | 29 |
| "If you say so" | 25 |
| "If you say so..." | 28 |
| "If You See Something, Say Something" transit org. | 60 |
| "If You See ___, Say Hello" (Bob Dylan) | 49 |
| "If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?," e.g. | 67 |
| "If you spill anything, just leave it"? | 49 |
| "If You Stub Your ___ the Moon" (Bing Crosby song) | 60 |
| "If You Take a Mouse to the Movies" author Numeroff | 61 |
| "If you take the cameras out of the courtroom, then you hide a certain measure of truth from the public" speaker | 122 |
| "If you want to advance academically without studying ..." | 68 |
| "If you want to avoid trouble" | 40 |
| "If you want to get rid of your old Legos ..." | 56 |
| "If you want to learn more from that author ..." | 58 |
| "If you want to leave a message, please wait for the __" | 66 |
| "If you want to make a few bucks in the communications business ..." | 78 |
| "If you would be ___?" ("Please?") | 54 |
| "If you would..." | 27 |
| "If you __ ..." | 25 |
| "If you ___ ..." | 26 |
| "If you ___ knew" | 27 |
| "If you ___ live long ..." (Ben Franklin) | 51 |
| "If You ___ Me Now" (Chicago) | 39 |
| "If you ___ now . . ." | 32 |
| "If you ___ now..." | 29 |
| "If you ___ Susie . . . " | 35 |
| "If You ___ Susie" | 28 |
| "If you ___" | 22 |
| "If you ___" (words of deference) | 43 |
| "If You ___, But You Did," 1951 song | 46 |
| "If you ___...!" (threat) | 35 |
| "If you're ever in ___, here I am" | 48 |
| "If you're going to ___ Francisco" Scott McKenzie | 63 |
| "If you're so smart, why ___ you president?" | 58 |
| "If you're so smart, why ___ you rich?" | 53 |
| "If you're ___, ring my bell" | 43 |
| "If you've ___ you've . . . " | 47 |
| "If __ a Hammer" | 26 |
| "If __ a Million Dollars" (Barenaked Ladies hit) | 58 |