| "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is," for one | 69 |
| "If it were now to die, / 'Twere now to be most happy" speaker | 76 |
| "If it were ___ me..." | 32 |
| "If it __ broke . . ." | 32 |
| "If it __ broke..." | 29 |
| "If it __ for ..." | 28 |
| "If it ___ broke . . ." | 33 |
| "If it ___ broke ..." | 31 |
| "If it ___ broke, don't fix it!" | 46 |
| "If It ___ Love" (1988 New Edition hit) | 49 |
| "If it's all the __ to you ..." | 45 |
| "If it's all the ___ to you . . ." | 48 |
| "If it's all the ___ to you ..." | 46 |
| "If it's black, I lose, but I ___ comes up" | 57 |
| "If It's ___ Scottish, It's Crap!" | 52 |
| "If it," in Paris | 27 |
| "If Life ___ Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" (Erma Bombeck book) | 90 |
| "If looks could kill" look | 36 |
| "If looks could kill" type of stare | 45 |
| "If man made it, don't eat it" espouser | 53 |
| "If man makes himself ___ he must not complain when he is trodden on" (Immanuel Kant) | 95 |
| "If memory serves ..." | 32 |
| "If music be the food of love ..." speaker in "Twelfth Night" | 81 |
| "If music be the food of love, play on" speaker | 57 |
| "If music be the food of love, ___" ("Twelfth Night") | 73 |
| "If music ___, play on" | 33 |
| "If my article doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the antiquities professor | 100 |
| "If my book doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the parapsychology professor | 100 |
| "If My Friends Could ___ Now" | 39 |
| "If My Friends Could ___ Now," 1966 song | 50 |
| "If my logic is correct" | 34 |
| "If my paper doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the agriculture sciences professor | 107 |
| "If my study doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the botany professor | 93 |
| "If on a winter's night a traveler" author Calvino | 64 |
| "If on a Winter's Night a Traveler" novelist Calvino | 66 |
| "If on a winter's night a traveler" writer Calvino | 64 |
| "If only . . ." | 25 |
| "If only ..." | 23 |
| "If only I ___ time ..." | 34 |
| "If only it __ that easy" | 35 |
| "If only it ___ that easy" | 36 |
| "If only that were true!" | 35 |
| "If only things had turned out different!" | 52 |
| "If only things had turned out differently!" | 54 |
| "If only you could ___ now" | 37 |
| "If Only __ a Butterfly": Imogen Heap song | 52 |
| "If only __ known" | 28 |
| "If only ___ known ..." | 33 |
| "If only ___ known" | 29 |
| "If only ___ listened ..." | 36 |
| "If only ___ listened!" | 33 |
| "If only!" | 20 |
| "If only" | 19 |
| "If only..." sounds | 29 |
| "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a ___": Milton Berle | 71 |
| "If Roast Beef Could Fly" writer | 42 |
| "If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction / Instruct ___ in diction" ("Anything Goes" lyric) | 112 |
| "If seven maids with seven ___" | 41 |
| "If seven ___ . . . " | 31 |
| "If skills sold, truth be told, I'd probably be / lyrically Talib ___" (Jay-Z lyric) | 98 |
| "If so . . ." | 23 |
| "If Tarzan's bothering you, speak up!"? | 53 |
| "If that doesn't work ..." | 40 |
| "If that don't beat all!" | 39 |
| "If that fails . . . " | 32 |
| "If that's the case . . ." | 40 |
| "If that's the case ..." | 38 |
| "If that's your decision, okay" | 45 |
| "If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, you can't stop them" speaker | 91 |
| "If the shoe fits, wear it," e.g. | 43 |
| "If the shoe ___ . . . " | 34 |
| "If the wheel squeaks, ___" | 37 |
| "If the ___ fits . . ." | 33 |
| "If the ___ fits ..." | 31 |
| "If the ___ is concealed, it succeeds": Ovid | 54 |
| "If They Could --- Now" | 33 |
| "If They Could See Me Now" musical | 44 |
| "If they could ___ now ..." | 37 |
| "If This Is a Man" author | 35 |
| "If this ___ any help ..." | 36 |
| "If This ___ Love" | 28 |
| "If This ___ Love," 1946 song | 39 |
| "If thou ___ ever thy dear father love...": "Hamlet" | 72 |
| "If three hens lay three eggs in three days ...," e.g. | 64 |
| "If today is the 18th, then Christmas is next week"? | 62 |
| "If Tomorrow ___ Comes" (Garth Brooks hit) | 52 |
| "If u ask me" | 23 |
| "If voting changed anything, ___ make it illegal" | 59 |
| "If Walls Could Talk..." network | 42 |
| "If we just allow them to keep merging, everything will be okay," for example? | 88 |
| "If winter comes" | 27 |
| "If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?" poet | 59 |
| "If wishes __ horses ..." | 35 |
| "If wishes ___ horses ..." | 36 |
| "If you ask me . . ." | 31 |
| "If you ask me ..." | 29 |
| "If you ask me, yes" | 30 |
| "If you ask me," in a chat room | 41 |
| "If you ask me," in a text | 36 |
| "If you ask me," in an email | 38 |