| "I'm responsible" | 31 |
| "I'm returning these pants-I don't dig them like I used to" | 77 |
| "I'm returning these pet accessories-they're quite holey" | 75 |
| "I'm returning these sheets-I tuck them in, but they're always coming out" | 92 |
| "I'm returning these toy fighters-they're really lousy!" | 74 |
| "I'm returning these woods-I beat myself up every time I use them" | 80 |
| "I'm returning this concert CD-it's profoundly bad" | 69 |
| "I'm returning this feathered headdress-it's just not refined" | 80 |
| "I'm returning this laundry product-it only works on blouses" | 75 |
| "I'm returning this room warmer-it makes my floor bend downward" | 78 |
| "I'm returning this scented spray-it smells like a bog" | 69 |
| "I'm rich! No, just kidding. It's only a ___." | 66 |
| "I'm rich! No, just kidding. It's only a ___." | 64 |
| "I'm Rick ___, bitch!" | 36 |
| "I'm right behind you!" | 37 |
| "I'm right there with you" | 40 |
| "I'm rippin' up ___ doll..." (Aerosmith lyric) | 64 |
| "I'm satisfied" | 29 |
| "I'm saving this seat" | 36 |
| "I'm serious!" | 28 |
| "I'm serious" | 27 |
| "I'm shaking in my boots!" | 40 |
| "I'm shooting you now" | 36 |
| "I'm signing off" | 31 |
| "I'm sitting on ___ the world" | 44 |
| "I'm smarter than the average ..." speaker | 56 |
| "I'm so all ___ . . . " | 37 |
| "I'm so bored" feeling | 36 |
| "I'm so clever" sound | 35 |
| "I'm so clumsy!" | 30 |
| "I'm so excited!" | 31 |
| "I'm so excited!" squeal | 38 |
| "I'm So Excited" singers | 38 |
| "I'm so frustrated!!!" | 36 |
| "I'm so glad you have ___ track mind like me" (Train) | 67 |
| "I'm so glad you have ___ track mind like me" Train | 65 |
| "I'm so glad!" | 28 |
| "I'm so hot for her and ___ cold" | 47 |
| "I'm so hungry, I could ___ horse!" | 49 |
| "I'm so not impressed" event | 42 |
| "I'm so thick!" syllables | 39 |
| "I'm so through with this discussion!" | 52 |
| "I'm so unlucky!" | 31 |
| "I'm so ___ alone . . . " | 39 |
| "I'm so ___ alone" | 32 |
| "I'm sorry" or "My bad" | 47 |
| "I'm Sorry" singer | 32 |
| "I'm Sorry" singer Lee | 36 |
| "I'm sorry, Dave" speaker | 39 |
| "I'm sorry, Dave" speaker of sci-fi | 49 |
| "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" computer | 76 |
| "I'm sorry, you're wrong!" sound effect | 57 |
| "I'm sorry, __": "2001: A Space Odyssey" line | 69 |
| "I'm sorry?" | 26 |
| "I'm speechless" | 30 |
| "I'm standing right here!" | 40 |
| "I'm standing RIGHT HERE" | 39 |
| "I'm staying in to wash my hair," perhaps | 55 |
| "I'm still hungry!" | 33 |
| "I'm still in the room, y'know" | 49 |
| "I'm still listening" | 35 |
| "I'm still listening" comment | 43 |
| "I'm still not convinced!" | 40 |
| "I'm still not sold, but ..." | 43 |
| "I'm still waiting ..." | 37 |
| "I'm stranded and need a ride" | 44 |
| "I'm strongly thinking about moving to Iowa, how will I secure a place to live?" | 94 |
| "I'm stuck in ___ again" (Credence Clearwater Revival lyric) | 74 |
| "I'm stumped!" | 28 |
| "I'm stumped" | 27 |
| "I'm such a fool!" | 32 |
| "I'm such a klutz!" | 33 |
| "I'm such a ___!" (klutz's comment) | 53 |
| "I'm such an idiot!" | 34 |
| "I'm sure I can think of something ..." | 53 |
| "I'm sure that's true" | 40 |
| "I'm sure we can think of something ..." | 54 |
| "I'm sure __ pleasure it can gie": Burns | 54 |
| "I'm surprised to see you!" | 41 |
| "I'm talking to you!" | 35 |
| "I'm telling the truth!" | 38 |
| "I'm telling you the truth!" | 42 |
| "I'm That Type of Guy" hitmaker | 45 |
| "I'm the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every place ..." | 130 |
| "I'm the bomb!" | 29 |
| "I'm the exact same way!" | 39 |
| "I'm the gypsy, the ___ queen" | 44 |
| "I'm the ___ of our local church..." | 50 |
| "I'm thinkin' not" | 36 |
| "I'm thinking . . ." | 34 |
| "I'm thinking ..." | 32 |
| "I'm thinking..." | 31 |
| "I'm tired of your lies" | 38 |
| "I'm to blame" | 28 |
| "I'm too busy to talk!" | 37 |
| "I'm too busy to talk" | 36 |
| "I'm Too Sexy" band Right Said ___ | 48 |
| "I'm Too Sexy" Right Said ___ | 43 |
| "I'm Too ___" | 27 |
| "I'm Too ___" (1992 #1 hit) | 41 |