| Get married the cheap and easy way | 34 |
| Visitor for a justice of the peace | 34 |
| Visitors to a justice of the peace | 34 |
| Act II action for Romeo and Juliet | 34 |
| Texas city twisted to go downhill? | 34 |
| Football Hall-of-Famer ___ Hirsch | 34 |
| 1997 PGA Grand Slam of Golf winner | 34 |
| "The Big Easy" of sports | 34 |
| ''Lohengrin'' role | 34 |
| "___ Dream," Wagner aria | 34 |
| "___ Dream," in an opera | 34 |
| "If all ___ fails . . ." | 34 |
| "What ___ can go wrong?" | 34 |
| "Or ___!" (threat ender) | 34 |
| "Is there anything ___?" | 34 |
| ''Do it, or ___!'' | 34 |
| Someone is often to the left of it | 34 |
| Last word of an ultimatum, perhaps | 34 |
| "When all ___ fails ..." | 34 |
| "What --- can go wrong?" | 34 |
| "All __ being equal ..." | 34 |
| "Rocket Man" singer John | 34 |
| The "Rocket Man" himself | 34 |
| John whose middle name is Hercules | 34 |
| John of "Crocodile Rock" | 34 |
| County Durham town, or singer John | 34 |
| Bernie's frequent collaborator | 34 |
| "The Lion King" composer | 34 |
| "Blue Eyes" singer, 1982 | 34 |
| Sign for one born on Cinco de Mayo | 34 |
| Erstwhile SoCal Marine air station | 34 |
| Av follower on the Hebrew calendar | 34 |
| Ab follower on the Hebrew calendar | 34 |
| Final month of the Jewish calendar | 34 |
| Reindeer caretakers, traditionally | 34 |
| Fairy-tale shoemaker's helpers | 34 |
| Cassandra Peterson's alter ego | 34 |
| "___ Madigan," 1967 film | 34 |
| Legendary Broncos quarterback John | 34 |
| Cary of "Ella Enchanted" | 34 |
| Cambridgeshire's ___ Cathedral | 34 |
| English urban district on the Ouse | 34 |
| It doesn't leave a paper trail | 34 |
| Letters that don't need stamps | 34 |
| Drop a modern-day line to, perhaps | 34 |
| Computer communications, for short | 34 |
| Sent a paperless message, in a way | 34 |
| They may pile up during a vacation | 34 |
| Contents of some in-boxes nowadays | 34 |
| Key of Haydn's Symphony No. 29 | 34 |
| "You can't win ___!" | 34 |
| War correspondent, in modern lingo | 34 |
| Place with troops, as a journalist | 34 |
| Put with troops, as a war reporter | 34 |
| It may bring a glow to your hearth | 34 |
| The Democrats' donkey, for one | 34 |
| Billy Crystal for the Oscars, e.g. | 34 |
| Rob Riggle at the 2012 Espys, e.g. | 34 |
| Person making introductions, often | 34 |
| Title for a descendant of Mohammed | 34 |
| One spelling for an Arab commander | 34 |
| Land of "Mother Machree" | 34 |
| Gifts for 40th wedding anniversary | 34 |
| Colombia is their largest producer | 34 |
| "The Over-Soul" essayist | 34 |
| "Self-Reliance" essayist | 34 |
| He wrote "The Over-Soul" | 34 |
| Something that might reduce a tip? | 34 |
| Mineral for grinding and polishing | 34 |
| It may be applied across the board | 34 |
| "Unbelievable" rock band | 34 |
| It's expressed in volts: Abbr. | 34 |
| The Gramophone Company Ltd., today | 34 |
| The Gramophone Company Ltd., later | 34 |
| "___ and the Detectives" | 34 |
| "Othello" actor Jannings | 34 |
| ___ von Skoda, Czech industrialist | 34 |
| "Germinal" novelist Zola | 34 |
| Pinza in "South Pacific" | 34 |
| Charlie Sheen's acting brother | 34 |
| "Bobby" director Estevez | 34 |
| Watson of "Gosford Park" | 34 |
| Best-selling musician of the 2000s | 34 |
| Key of Brahms's Symphony No. 4 | 34 |
| Key of Brahms' Fourth Symphony | 34 |
| Territory on the Arabian Peninsula | 34 |
| Eastern bigwigs' jurisdictions | 34 |
| Watson who played Hermione Granger | 34 |
| Thompson in "Dead Again" | 34 |
| Movie based on a Jane Austen novel | 34 |
| "The Help" actress Stone | 34 |
| Austen's Miss Woodhouse et al. | 34 |
| "Fashion Emergency" host | 34 |
| It depicts a woman holding an atom | 34 |
| Dashboard Confessional music genre | 34 |
| Stereotypically self-serious genre | 34 |
| Music genre derived from punk rock | 34 |
| Genre that grew from hardcore punk | 34 |
| Dashboard Confessional's music | 34 |
| Dashboard Confessional's genre | 34 |