| Text | Length |
| Cry in Coblenz | 14 |
| Cry from Karl | 13 |
| Cologne whine | 13 |
| Coblenz complaint | 17 |
| Berlin wailing | 14 |
| Bavarian carp? | 14 |
| Altenburg kvetch | 16 |
| Alas, to Wolfgang | 17 |
| Alas, to Helmut | 15 |
| Alas, to Arndt | 14 |
| Alas, to Adenauer | 17 |
| Alas, in Passau | 15 |
| Alas, in Munich | 15 |
| Alas, in Berlin | 15 |
| Alas, in Augsburg | 17 |
| Alas, in Aalen | 14 |
| Alas, in Aachen | 15 |
| ___ du lieber | 13 |
| Pain in the neck | 16 |
| Distress signal | 15 |
| Aspirin target | 14 |
| Massage target | 14 |
| Tummy trouble | 13 |
| Need a massage | 14 |
| Muscle malady | 13 |
| Liniment target | 15 |
| Tylenol target | 14 |
| Analgesic target | 16 |
| Source of misery | 16 |
| Need liniment | 13 |
| Lumbago, e.g. | 13 |
| Have a yen for | 14 |
| Have a hankering | 16 |
| Tooth trouble | 13 |
| Charley horse | 13 |
| Back problem | 12 |
| Joint problem | 13 |
| Gut feeling? | 12 |
| Charley horse, e.g. | 19 |
| Need an aspirin | 15 |
| Hurt all over | 13 |
| Feel the pain | 13 |
| Tooth problem | 13 |
| Persistent pain | 15 |
| Ibuprofen target | 16 |
| Fluish feeling | 14 |
| Dull discomfort | 15 |
| Bit of infirmity | 16 |
| Workout consequence | 19 |
| Have sore muscles | 17 |
| Dental concern | 14 |
| Be heartsick | 12 |
| Stomach discomfort | 18 |
| Have a yearning | 15 |
| Throbbing pain | 14 |
| Heart problem | 13 |
| Have a longing | 14 |
| Feel compassion | 15 |
| Arthritis symptom | 17 |
| Yearn passionately | 18 |
| Throb painfully | 15 |
| Nagging pain | 12 |
| Jogger's malady | 19 |
| Heart attachment | 16 |
| Belly problem | 13 |
| Aleve target | 12 |
| Advil target | 12 |
| Workout aftermath | 17 |
| Rheumatism symptom | 18 |
| Require a rubdown | 17 |
| Post-workout woe | 16 |
| Pain in the neck? | 17 |
| Muscular distress | 17 |
| Motrin target | 13 |
| Molar malady | 12 |
| Migraine, e.g. | 14 |
| Joint concern? | 14 |
| Have a sore spot | 16 |
| Feel a dull pain | 16 |
| Fatigue symptom | 15 |
| Cause for a massage | 19 |
| Workout result | 14 |
| Workout reminder | 16 |
| Workout aftereffect | 19 |
| Sore feeling | 12 |
| Rue the workout | 15 |
| Rubdown target | 14 |
| Really smart | 12 |
| Pine or pain | 12 |
| Painful feeling | 15 |
| Need a rubdown | 14 |
| It's a pain | 15 |
| Feel sympathy | 13 |
| Feel pity (for) | 15 |
| Deep-seated desire | 18 |
| Be distressed | 13 |
| Arthritis complaint | 19 |
| Yearn painfully | 15 |
| Yearn deeply | 12 |
| Workout souvenir | 16 |
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