| Real sidesplitter | 17 |
| Real shocker | 12 |
| Real scumbag | 12 |
| Real scream | 11 |
| Real scores | 11 |
| Real scarcity | 13 |
| Real Salt Lake's org. | 25 |
| Real Salt Lake's league | 27 |
| Real S.O.B. | 11 |
| Real rubbish | 12 |
| Real Romeo | 10 |
| Real riot | 9 |
| Real replacement | 16 |
| Real rascal | 11 |
| Real racket | 11 |
| Real puzzlers | 13 |
| Real pushover | 13 |
| Real property: Abbr. | 20 |
| Real poser | 10 |
| Real pity | 9 |
| Real pip | 8 |
| Real pink | 9 |
| Real pill | 9 |
| Real people? | 12 |
| Real people | 11 |
| Real peach | 10 |
| Real pain in the butt? | 22 |
| Real pain in the ass | 20 |
| Real or sad ending | 18 |
| Real or natural conclusion | 26 |
| Real or Fourth follower | 23 |
| Real or absurd ending | 21 |
| Real nuisances | 14 |
| Real nobodies | 13 |
| Real nerve | 10 |
| Real name of a Disney title character | 37 |
| Real mouthful | 13 |
| Real money, in winter business | 30 |
| Real mofo of a puzzle | 21 |
| Real mix-up | 11 |
| Real mess | 9 |
| Real meanie | 11 |
| Real man? | 9 |
| Real Madrid's one-named attacking midfielder | 48 |
| Real Madrid shout | 17 |
| Real Madrid defender Ferreira | 29 |
| Real Madrid cheer | 17 |
| Real Madrid chant | 17 |
| Real lulu | 9 |
| Real lowlifes | 13 |
| Real lowlife? | 13 |
| Real low life? | 14 |
| Real lookers? | 13 |
| Real lookers | 12 |
| Real looker | 11 |
| Real long spell | 15 |
| Real Life "___ Me an Angel" | 37 |
| Real Life "Send Me ___" | 33 |
| Real lettuce | 12 |
| Real layers | 11 |
| Real last name of Meat Loaf | 27 |
| Real last name of Edie Adams | 28 |
| Real last name of designer Arnold Scaasi | 40 |
| Real lady's man | 19 |
| Real knockouts | 14 |
| Real knee-slapper | 17 |
| Real joker | 10 |
| Real jerkface | 13 |
| Real jerk | 9 |
| Real imp | 8 |
| Real idiots | 11 |
| Real identity of the bounty hunter Boushh | 41 |
| Real hunk | 9 |
| Real howler | 11 |
| Real hottie | 11 |
| Real hoot | 9 |
| Real heel | 9 |
| Real head-turners | 17 |
| Real head turner | 16 |
| Real hassle, so to speak | 24 |
| Real handful for a sitter | 25 |
| Real good-looker | 16 |
| Real gone birds | 15 |
| Real go-getters | 15 |
| Real go-getter | 14 |
| Real follower | 13 |
| Real first name of Tito Puente and Che Guevara | 46 |
| Real first name of Roy Rogers | 29 |
| Real first name of Peter, Paul & Mary's Paul Stookey | 60 |
| Real first name of Eldridge Cleaver and Satchel Paige | 53 |
| Real first name of Bob Hope and Twiggy | 38 |
| Real first name of Alfalfa of the Little Rascals | 48 |
| Real finish? | 12 |
| Real finish | 11 |
| Real find | 9 |
| Real fan | 8 |
| Real eye-openers | 16 |
| Real eye-opener | 15 |
| Real excited | 12 |
| Real estate? | 12 |