| Response to a joke? | 19 |
| Response to a joke on-line | 26 |
| Response to a joke in an I.M. | 29 |
| Response to a joke about Whitney Houston's death, perhaps | 61 |
| Response to a joke | 18 |
| Response to a jerk? | 19 |
| Response to a J.P. | 18 |
| Response to a highly anticipated event | 38 |
| Response to a helper | 20 |
| Response to a gut punch | 23 |
| Response to a groaner | 21 |
| Response to a great retort | 26 |
| Response to a good massage or some fireworks | 44 |
| Response to a good dig | 22 |
| Response to a good barb | 23 |
| Response to a general question? | 31 |
| Response to a general | 21 |
| Response to a gag, perhaps | 26 |
| Response to a gag | 17 |
| Response to a funny YouTube link, say | 37 |
| Response to a funny text | 24 |
| Response to a fleecing? | 23 |
| Response to a fireworks show | 28 |
| Response to a fencing lunge | 27 |
| Response to a father's question | 35 |
| Response to a dubious assertion | 31 |
| Response to a drought ending | 28 |
| Response to a doubting Thomas | 29 |
| Response to a doubter of one's abilities | 44 |
| Response to a doubter | 21 |
| Response to a double-crosser | 28 |
| Response to a double entendre, perhaps | 38 |
| Response to a double entendre | 29 |
| Response to a doorbell | 22 |
| Response to a doctor's request, perhaps | 43 |
| Response to a doctor | 20 |
| Response to a discouraging comment | 34 |
| Response to a disbeliever | 25 |
| Response to a ding-dong? | 24 |
| Response to a detailed story about a UTI | 40 |
| Response to a delegation? | 25 |
| Response to a dare | 18 |
| Response to a dad joke, say | 27 |
| Response to a crumpled fax | 26 |
| Response to a crack | 19 |
| Response to a court oath | 24 |
| Response to a compromise offer | 30 |
| Response to a compliment | 24 |
| Response to a comic | 19 |
| Response to a come-on, maybe | 28 |
| Response to a charge | 20 |
| Response to a cave shout | 24 |
| Response to a catty remark | 26 |
| Response to a catty comment | 27 |
| Response to a carping person | 28 |
| Response to a capitán | 24 |
| Response to a cape flourish | 27 |
| Response to a brother? | 22 |
| Response to a bell | 18 |
| Response to a bailiff's question | 36 |
| Response to a bailiff | 21 |
| Response to a bad pun | 21 |
| Response to a bad call | 22 |
| Response to a backstabber | 25 |
| Response to a backrub | 21 |
| Response to a back scratch | 26 |
| Response to "You're the most self-questioning person ever!" | 73 |
| Response to "You wouldn't dare!" | 46 |
| Response to "You won't believe this!" | 51 |
| Response to "You were kidding, right?" | 48 |
| Response to "You enjoy the game?" | 43 |
| Response to "You are so" | 34 |
| Response to "You all right?" | 38 |
| Response to "Who, me?" | 32 |
| Response to "Who's there?" | 40 |
| Response to "Who wants to blow off school and go to the amusement park?" | 82 |
| Response to "Who wants seconds?" | 42 |
| Response to "Who wants ice cream?" | 44 |
| Response to "Who wants ice cream?!" | 45 |
| Response to "Who can help?" | 37 |
| Response to "Who broke that?" | 39 |
| Response to "Where's your salad"? | 47 |
| Response to "Whence?" | 31 |
| Response to "When do we want it?" | 43 |
| Response to "What's a six-letter answer for 'Silent performer'?"? | 87 |
| Response to "What do you say?" | 40 |
| Response to "Was it that bad?" | 40 |
| Response to "Want some?" | 34 |
| Response to "Tom!" in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" | 72 |
| Response to "This is what works for me" | 49 |
| Response to "Things might go wrong" | 45 |
| Response to "There's Elvis!" | 42 |
| Response to "That's a good clarinetist"? | 54 |
| Response to "Thanks so much" | 38 |
| Response to "Swiper, no swiping!" on "Dora the Explorer" | 76 |
| Response to "Speak!" | 30 |
| Response to "Should we order food?" | 45 |
| Response to "Shall we?" | 33 |
| Response to "Shall we" | 32 |
| Response to "Rough day?" | 34 |