| Response to an unexpected gift | 30 |
| Response to an oversharer | 25 |
| Response to an order | 20 |
| Response to an online joke | 26 |
| Response to an on-line joke | 27 |
| Response to an offer | 20 |
| Response to an invitation | 25 |
| Response to an interruption | 27 |
| Response to an insult, maybe | 28 |
| Response to an insult | 21 |
| Response to an impressive put-down | 34 |
| Response to an impatient person | 31 |
| Response to an IM'ed joke | 29 |
| Response to an explanation | 26 |
| Response to an eruption of sorts | 32 |
| Response to an error, maybe | 27 |
| Response to an early returner | 29 |
| Response to an e-mailed joke, maybe | 35 |
| Response to an e-mail wisecrack | 31 |
| Response to an awkwardly timed call | 35 |
| Response to an awful pun made by actress York? | 46 |
| Response to an arrest, initially | 32 |
| Response to an answer | 21 |
| Response to an affront | 22 |
| Response to an accusation | 25 |
| Response to actress Bracco's "What's for brunch?"? | 68 |
| Response to a yodeler | 21 |
| Response to a wisecrack | 23 |
| Response to a wedgie, perhaps | 29 |
| Response to a weak joke, perhaps | 32 |
| Response to a weak joke | 23 |
| Response to a wake-up call | 26 |
| Response to a waitress | 22 |
| Response to a vet, maybe | 24 |
| Response to a threat | 20 |
| Response to a text alert in the movie theater | 45 |
| Response to a surprising statement | 34 |
| Response to a superior's request | 36 |
| Response to a sudden chill | 26 |
| Response to a stomach punch | 27 |
| Response to a stimulus | 22 |
| Response to a sneeze, in Sonora | 31 |
| Response to a sneeze | 20 |
| Response to a slight | 20 |
| Response to a skeptic | 21 |
| Response to a site gag? | 23 |
| Response to a sinking feeling? | 30 |
| Response to a shot, maybe | 25 |
| Response to a shock | 19 |
| Response to a sharp rejoinder | 29 |
| Response to a sermon | 20 |
| Response to a schoolyard denial | 31 |
| Response to a scarecrow, perhaps | 32 |
| Response to a scarecrow | 23 |
| Response to a sales clerk | 25 |
| Response to a rude remark | 25 |
| Response to a rude advance | 26 |
| Response to a rodent | 20 |
| Response to a ring | 18 |
| Response to a revelation | 24 |
| Response to a request to extradite Edward Snowden | 49 |
| Response to a ques. | 19 |
| Response to a punch, perhaps | 28 |
| Response to a punch in the stomach | 34 |
| Response to a punch in the gut | 30 |
| Response to a punch | 19 |
| Response to a pun, perhaps | 26 |
| Response to a pun | 17 |
| Response to a proposal | 22 |
| Response to a preacher | 22 |
| Response to a polite refusal / (next line) It's spelled out in a Tammy Wynette hit | 86 |
| Response to a polar vortex | 26 |
| Response to a pointer | 21 |
| Response to a pledge drive request | 34 |
| Response to a playground challenge | 34 |
| Response to a playful insult, in the style of Tracy Morgan | 58 |
| Response to a pinprick | 22 |
| Response to a pinch, perhaps | 28 |
| Response to a pickup line, perhaps | 34 |
| Response to a pick-up line, perhaps | 35 |
| Response to a pass? | 19 |
| Response to a pass, perhaps | 27 |
| Response to a painful pun, say | 30 |
| Response to a one-liner | 23 |
| Response to a Nebraskan's gag? | 34 |
| Response to a naysayer | 22 |
| Response to a mouse? | 20 |
| Response to a minister's question | 37 |
| Response to a minister | 22 |
| Response to a massage | 21 |
| Response to a masher | 20 |
| Response to a lousy deal | 24 |
| Response to a laryngologist | 27 |
| Response to a knock, perhaps | 28 |
| Response to a knock, maybe | 26 |
| Response to a knock at the door | 31 |
| Response to a knock | 19 |
| Response to a kissing bandit | 28 |
| Response to a king | 18 |
| Response to a judge | 19 |