| One of "Time"'s 20th-century "greatest heroes & icons" | 82 |
| Presidential candidate who said "No one can earn a million dollars honestly" | 86 |
| Name for a catastrophic (but fairly slow-moving and oh-so-sweet) 1919 flood in the capital of Massachusetts | 107 |
| "Li'l Abner" character Joe who has a rain cloud over his head | 75 |
| U.S. stealth bomber (usually written with a numeral, but how about a little creative license?) | 94 |
| "All right, y'all, let's get in the old-fashioned horse-drawn carriage!" | 90 |
| He cast spells with "Abraca-pocus" and "Hocus-cadabra" in a 1963 cartoon short | 98 |
| Wherefrom visiting speaker Elmer Fudd bellowed "Pway faw a miwacoo, wabbits!"? | 88 |
| Part of a U.S. president's name that's Dutch for "neighbors" | 78 |
| Philosopher who wrote "Superstition is the religion of feeble minds" | 78 |
| Leave the infant of "In Treatment" star Gabriel in the sun too long? | 78 |
| Reynolds' impressions of an MTV dimwit (or a cosmetics ad interrupted by a rental car ad)? | 94 |
| Neal Cassady's occupation in "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" | 76 |
| "The Big Bang" rapper who voiced a character in "The Rugrats Movie" | 87 |
| VH1 show on the New York Daily News's "Top 10 Worst of 2005" | 74 |
| Form of Japanese dance drama in which the performers often wear white body makeup | 81 |
| "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, ___": Groucho Marx | 73 |
| Gibby Haynes' band, or the crowd participants who got in my way at the concert? | 83 |
| "If my paper doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the agriculture sciences professor | 107 |
| "I'm strongly thinking about moving to Iowa, how will I secure a place to live?" | 94 |
| Song on Simon and Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water" | 72 |
| 1957 Everly Brothers hit with the repeated lyric "Hello loneliness" | 77 |
| Mystery Person once wrote a waltz in which the choice of measures played was determined ... | 91 |
| Q: "How did you know I was a tea connoisseur?" A: "___" | 75 |
| 1930 novel that takes its title from Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" | 80 |
| "Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more ___?": "Twelfth Night" [1930 novel] | 123 |
| Headline about the failing health of a former Velvet Underground member? | 72 |
| Spiky device thrown in the road to puncture a speeding suspect's tires | 74 |
| Comics character who said "Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help" | 98 |
| Oscar-winning star of "To Serve and Protect" in 1997's "In & Out" | 93 |
| Maker of V8 juice, whose eight original ingredients are the theme of this puzzle | 80 |
| Only common word in the English language with the consecutive letters MPG | 73 |
| Actress Manheim who wrote the 1995 play "Wake Up, I'm Fat" | 72 |
| What each of the 10 abbreviations in this puzzle's answer stands for | 72 |
| "... and I write '___' on the box, which seems to reassure him" | 81 |
| What you might answer when asked "What's a three-letter synonym for 'tin'?" by a gentleman? | 113 |
| MC Hammer song recorded again for a photography copyright lawyer, with "U"? | 85 |
| Question for someone who's already written "beta" and "kappa"? | 86 |
| Brightest star in Auriga, from the Latin for "little she-goat" | 72 |
| "Graffiti?" I asked. "No, just letters." "Ah," I said, "a ___" ... | 107 |
| Mascot for a sports psychologist, or a cereal company's expansion into newspapers? | 86 |
| "From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee" speaker | 107 |
| Technology that I guess has outed me as a robot because I always get it wrong | 77 |
| Girolamo ___, Italian mathematician who first published the solution to the general cubic equation | 98 |
| It's put in front of a window to fool people into thinking someone is standing there (as in "Home Alone") | 119 |
| It's put in front of a window to fool people into thinking someone is standing there | 88 |
| Comedian George who said, "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten" | 93 |
| West Coast burger chain advertised by a writhing Paris Hilton washing a car | 75 |
| Number five on askmen.com's "Top 10 Models of All Time" poll | 74 |
| With "The," former sketch comedy program on CBS ... fittingly enough | 78 |
| Line from 1989's "Dead Pesto Society" about grabbing ten cents? | 77 |
| John who was the first U.S. "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" top winner | 80 |
| The first non-British to receive Britain's Dickin Medal for Gallantry was a _____ | 85 |
| He hosted "The Tonight Show" longer than all its other hosts combined | 79 |
| Character who sings "She's a super King Kamehameha bee-yotch" | 75 |
| 1942 film with the line "What makes saloonkeepers so snobbish?" | 73 |
| Rebate, and, literally, what the end of each answer to a starred clue can be | 76 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like "The Man in Black"? | 89 |
| Another way of saying "Preyed-on animals of the world, unite"? | 72 |
| Don't throw away those PAPER PRODUCTS; recycle them into a ___, handy for carefully dressing french fries | 109 |
| Genre that includes the classic albums "Barn Salad Surgery" and "The Dark Side of the Moo"? | 111 |
| Host: "Whoa, Bobby just got bopped! Looks like his first entree is gonna be a ___!" | 93 |
| Bygone NYC club whose name was an acronym for the music genres it featured | 74 |
| Classic R & B song with the repeated lyric "See what you have done" | 81 |
| Sudden reductions in loan availability, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 77 |
| Diggory who (spoiler alert!) is killed at the end of "Goblet of Fire" | 79 |
| "... the king said, 'Never mind that. Let's ___!'" | 72 |
| Instruments featured in Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy" and the Velvet Underground's "Sunday Morning" | 142 |
| The last cast member to sign on for the "Arrested Development" reunion, supposedly | 92 |
| Costar of Bateman and Arnett in the rumored "Arrested Development" movie | 82 |
| Many skiers use these when they [see diagonal starting in upper left corner] | 76 |
| "Steer port, captain, for thar be places to sit at last!" [HIP] | 73 |
| "I Feel For You" singer collaborating with "Psycho" garage punks to cover "MMMBop"? | 113 |
| "Then I found these," she said, and even I was shocked. There were ___ on the floor ... | 98 |
| Find new work - or what you must do to get the three theme entries' names in this puzzle | 92 |
| Mathematical field that includes the so-called "butterfly effect" | 75 |
| His death prompted Georges Pompidou to say "France is a widow" | 72 |
| He said "How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 kinds of cheese?" | 80 |
| "I am on a drug. It's called ___." (And source of the quotes used in this puzzle) | 95 |
| Actress who played Edna Garrett on "Diff'rent Strokes" and "The Facts of Life" | 102 |
| #1 hits like "All About That Balsa" and "Shake It Oak"? | 75 |
| "No, I don't think 'virgin wool' means that the sheep was ___, ___" | 89 |
| Chorus starter in a 1972 David Bowie song ... or the theme of this puzzle, phonetically | 87 |
| "No entertainment is so ___" (start of a Lady Montague quotation) | 75 |
| "Regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it" source | 80 |
| A "career associate scanning professional" used to be called a ___ | 76 |
| Ingredient served with fries and brown gravy in the Canadian dish poutine | 74 |
| Cracker variety with the slogan "The snacking crunch with a punch" | 76 |
| "Dick Doesn't Just Lobby for the Tobacco Companies--He's a Client" (rejected campaign ad, 2004) | 113 |
| "Curb Your Enthusiasm" actress Hines when she's on Oriental Avenue, Vermont Avenue, Kentucky Avenue, Indiana Avenue, Short Line, or Park Place? | 157 |
| Things that hear "All That Jazz" and "Cell Block Tango"? | 76 |
| 1974 #1 double album that included Peter Cetera's "Wishing You Were Here" | 87 |
| Team that staged the infamous Disco Demolition Night, which led to a forfeit | 76 |
| Response to Spanish tenor Kraus's "What's for dinner?"? | 73 |
| Close attention to one's cook-off entry? (... Ã la Jerry Brown in 1998) | 78 |
| "... and when I hand-deliver a package, the recipients are positively ___ - it's very satisfying!" | 112 |
| Quote from Dale's animated caverodent partner: "Me on vacation..." | 80 |
| Nabisco cookies ... and what you might cry upon solving this puzzle's three other longest answers? | 102 |
| Kid's trains or, alternately, chocolate snack peddled by Ms. Chanel? | 72 |
| "But then I staved off an attack, using my great-axe for a..." | 72 |