| Puzzle invented by Lewis Carroll (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 72 |
| Place to "get yourself clean" and "have a good meal" | 72 |
| Port that was Queen Victoria's first addition to the British Empire | 71 |
| Paquin who plays "Rogue" in the "X-Men" film series | 71 |
| Presley's "Don't," e.g., not "I Beg of You" | 71 |
| Photographer Pattie who was married to George Harrison and Eric Clapton | 71 |
| Prefix with ''skeleton'' or ''thermic'' | 71 |
| Prefix with ''Chinese'' or ''European'' | 71 |
| Painter Paul whose work was labeled "degenerate" by the Nazis | 71 |
| Paul Theroux novel made into a Harrison Ford film, with "The" | 71 |
| Prefix with ''Catholic'' or ''classic'' | 71 |
| President pushing both Sharia law and the gay agenda, according to some | 71 |
| Philbin who was Joey's sidekick on "The Joey Bishop Show" | 71 |
| P-Funk song with the line "Bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yay" | 71 |
| Pale-skinned stage and screen star (who had secretly planned to get...) | 71 |
| Popular newspaper puzzle subtitled "That Scrambled Word Game" | 71 |
| Programming language created by Bill Gates and Woody Allen in the 1970s | 71 |
| Part of 2004 Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark's title | 71 |
| Popular household reference since the 1930s, as it's commonly known | 71 |
| Pastry chef creations ... and a hint to 12 other answers in this puzzle | 71 |
| Polite response to a woman / "You got it, lady," respectfully | 71 |
| Puzzle in which the initial letters of each line form a word or phrase | 70 |
| Place to keep some hilariously old computers, if you're my parents | 70 |
| Pumpkins "We must never be apart" song "___ Adore" | 70 |
| Premier ___ (vineyard classification meaning "first growth") | 70 |
| Piano piece with "primo" and "secondo" parts, e.g. | 70 |
| Popular British band named after the villain in "Barbarella" | 70 |
| PLACE A MAN CAN WEAR JEWELRY, IF HE WANTS US TO PUT HIM ON A WATCHLIST | 70 |
| Poet from whom Waugh got his novel title "A Handful of Dust" | 70 |
| P. T. Barnum sold tickets to this and called it "The Egress" | 70 |
| Poet who wrote "So Thomas Edison / Never drank his medicine" | 70 |
| Pink Floyd "There's someone in my head but it's ___" | 70 |
| Pair of words at the beginning of "The Star-Spangled Banner" | 70 |
| Prefix with ''chemical'' or ''dollar'' | 70 |
| Pitcher Maglie who was outdueled in Don Larsen's 1956 perfect game | 70 |
| Popular character introduced in 1937's "A Family Affair" | 70 |
| Pornographic manga with a name meaning "pervert" in Japanese | 70 |
| Portrayer of the Elf maiden Arwen in "The Lord of the Rings" | 70 |
| Poet who coined the phrase "Every cloud has a silver lining" | 70 |
| Politician represented by a spider in the comic strip "Pogo" | 70 |
| Page where you'd find "when are definite articles used?" | 70 |
| Peter Gabriel album "Shaking the ___: Sixteen Golden Greats" | 70 |
| Philip Ardagh children's book, "___ and Rubber Chickens" | 70 |
| Prefix with ''body'' or ''corrosion'' | 69 |
| Poet John who wrote "Lives of X," an autobiography in verse | 69 |
| Peller who asked "Where's the beef?" in Wendy's ads | 69 |
| Patel of "Slumdog Millionaire" and "The Newsroom" | 69 |
| Partner of ''drink'' and ''be merry'' | 69 |
| Poet who wrote "Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal" | 69 |
| Politician Grasso who was one of Time's Women of the Year in 1975 | 69 |
| Petty lyric "There was a little more to life somewhere ___" | 69 |
| Putting 7:00 on the invite, but not actually getting home until 7:30? | 69 |
| Pearl Jam "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter ___ Small Town" | 69 |
| Prefix with ''thermal'' or ''metric'' | 69 |
| Pittsburgh radio station since 1920, said to be the world's first | 69 |
| Part of Bette Midler's nickname (and what the starred answers do) | 69 |
| Presidential candidate and author of "The Audacity of Hope" | 69 |
| Phil who dissed Pete Seeger in "Love Me, I'm a Liberal" | 69 |
| Pretentious phrase before "charming" or "lovable" | 69 |
| Prequel about Alan and Jake Harper before they moved in with Charlie? | 69 |
| Packers running back Elijah who scored two touchdowns in Super Bowl I | 69 |
| Performer with five #1 hits in his first year on the Billboard charts | 69 |
| Poe called it "grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous" | 69 |
| Pixar movie between "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2" | 69 |
| Pitcher Galarraga who lost a perfect game on an umpire's bad call | 69 |
| Performer featured on Peter Gabriel's "Come Talk to Me" | 69 |
| Platonic state with unrequited romantic feelings, in modern-day slang | 69 |
| Philosopher who wrote "anxiety is the dizziness of freedom" | 69 |
| Perennial herb with florets sometimes called "ham and eggs" | 69 |
| Punk rock band who coined the term "straight edge movement" | 69 |
| Philadelphia's "P" and Denver's "D," e.g. | 69 |
| Protective cover that's found in an "Ave Maria" phrase? | 69 |
| Prank where you pour seasoning over the captain of the football team? | 69 |
| Pasta-aisle product that says "Czech it out!" on the label? | 69 |
| Portland Trail Blazer Woods busted for raising pit bulls for fighting | 69 |
| Pertaining to the second most common element in the Earth's crust | 69 |
| Player of one of the women in Robert Altman's "3 Women" | 69 |
| Pronoun in "America the Beautiful" and "O Canada" | 69 |
| Prefix with ''violet'' or ''liberal'' | 69 |
| Pop foursome that took its name from its members' first initials | 68 |
| Prince ___, Eddie Murphy's role in "Coming to America" | 68 |
| Pretty graceful divers, despite what one might think from their name | 68 |
| Phish "And I ___, and faintly bouncing round the room ..." | 68 |
| Prop in "The Dinner Party" episode of "Seinfeld" | 68 |
| Place where it's bad to be over 21, or for that matter, under 21 | 68 |
| Piece of animation "suspended" in the four longest answers | 68 |
| Pres. who said "Plans are nothing; planning is everything" | 68 |
| Paul Newman's boss in ''Fort Apache: The Bronx'' | 68 |
| Player of Det. Eames on "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" | 68 |
| Phone caller's "Bet you don't recognize my voice!" | 68 |
| Prefix for ''electric'' or ''plane'' | 68 |
| Prefix with ''red'' or ''structure'' | 68 |
| Portrayer of Austin Powers, "international man of mystery" | 68 |
| Prefix with ''classic'' or ''natal'' | 68 |
| Promising Kiss song off "The Elder," with "The"? | 68 |
| Palindromic Porter picked third by the Wizards in the 2013 NBA draft | 68 |
| Philosopher who said "Writing is the geometry of the soul" | 68 |
| Poe called it "grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous" | 68 |
| Professional wrestler Flair who is called "The Nature Boy" | 68 |
| Prefix meaning "clown," especially used for fear of clowns | 68 |