| What today's bid will be tomorrow? | 38 |
| What today's conifer class will be? | 39 |
| What Tom Sawyer might get a ride in? | 36 |
| What Tom Waits sounds like he smokes them by | 44 |
| What Tommy Tutone did to "Jenny"? | 43 |
| What Tommy would never do to pinball machine | 44 |
| What Tonto called the Lone Ranger | 33 |
| What torches are put in the can for | 35 |
| What tour accountant better be good at | 38 |
| What tour recorder/archivist does | 33 |
| What touring rockers come home to | 33 |
| What touring rockers try to get after hiatus | 44 |
| What touring teen rockers return to | 35 |
| What town's sound curfew has you on | 39 |
| What track runners do to feel safe? | 35 |
| What travelers hope is accurate, briefly | 40 |
| What treasure hunters want to know | 34 |
| What tree climbers may have to wash off | 39 |
| What trees may keep you from seeing? | 36 |
| What trumpet players pay every April? | 37 |
| What Tse-tung is called, to a cat? | 34 |
| What Tubman's Underground Railroad provided | 47 |
| What turned-out pants pockets may signify | 41 |
| What TV's Ewings and Clampetts had in common | 48 |
| What Twain and Cable did in 1884 | 32 |
| What Twain got on the Mississippi? | 34 |
| What Twain said people praise but don't read | 48 |
| What Tweety "tawt" he "taw" | 47 |
| What twins' clothes usually do | 34 |
| What twisty arrows warn drivers of | 34 |
| What two bells might mean to a sailor | 37 |
| What two dots and two lines mean, in music | 42 |
| What two lanterns meant to Paul Revere | 38 |
| What two zeroes after a dot may mean | 36 |
| What tyros have on their plates, probably | 41 |
| What U2 threw "Around the World" | 42 |
| What Uncle Kracker did when he covered Dobie Gray | 49 |
| What underage kid did in the show crowd | 39 |
| What underground hipsters attain | 32 |
| What unintelligible writing is to me? | 37 |
| What uninteresting words sounds like | 36 |
| What unsuccessful rockers don't have | 40 |
| What upraised thumbs can lead to | 32 |
| What vacationers are without, by choice | 39 |
| What vacuum cleaner sales reps do? | 34 |
| What vain people think may get them far in life | 47 |
| What Valentine's Day is all about | 37 |
| What Valentines may say, eventually | 35 |
| What van Gogh said regarding ears? | 34 |
| What Van Halen had "for Teacher" | 42 |
| What Van Morrison's girl is sweet as | 40 |
| What Vanna brought to the bridal shower? | 40 |
| What Vedder did in "Singles" | 38 |
| What vegans don't eat besides meat | 38 |
| What Venn diagram circles represent | 35 |
| What very busy people seem to be? | 33 |
| What Vesuvius did in the 1960's | 35 |
| What Victorian children should only have been | 45 |
| What Vikings used to transmit secrets? | 38 |
| What villains often insist damsels must pay? | 44 |
| What Vito Corleone's company imported | 41 |
| What Voltaire and Mark Twain were not | 37 |
| What W.J.C. taught at the U. of Ark. | 36 |
| What wakes people up in Washington? | 35 |
| What walking under a bird might get you? | 40 |
| What Walmart does to explicit albums | 36 |
| What Walter Brennan typically played | 36 |
| What was "High" to Blondie | 36 |
| What was "on," to Glenn Frey | 38 |
| What was "Raining" on The Weather Girls | 49 |
| What was just laid in the henhouse? | 35 |
| What was left in Pandora's box | 34 |
| What was stolen from the Queen of Hearts | 40 |
| What Washington couldn't tell | 33 |
| What Washington did "here" | 36 |
| What Washington is fabled to have felled | 40 |
| What Washington wouldn't tell | 33 |
| What wasting food is, according to moms | 39 |
| What watts and volt-amperes have | 32 |
| What wavy lines may indicate in a comic strip | 45 |
| What wavy lines signify in the comics | 37 |
| What we "so proudly" did | 34 |
| What we all want "in our time" | 40 |
| What we looked at "Peg" through | 41 |
| What we opened before we had Windows | 36 |
| What we say to Bush in January, 2009 | 36 |
| What we used to listen to tapes on | 34 |
| What we're advised not to 'sweat' | 45 |
| What we're living in, to Bush or Carter | 43 |
| What we're not telling anyone else? | 39 |
| What weather balloons may be mistaken for | 41 |
| What Web page sponsors may link to | 34 |
| What Wednesday's child is full of | 37 |
| What Weird Al does to "It" | 36 |
| What Whitesnake's "Tongue" does | 45 |
| What Whitman wrote "I sing" | 37 |
| What Wilde says men always want to be | 37 |
| What wildebeest journalists report? | 35 |
| What Wile E. Coyote got from Acme | 33 |
| What will the French think of next? | 35 |