| Upton Sinclair novel that was the inspiration for "There Will Be Blood" | 81 |
| "I wonder what the word for 'dots' looks like in Braille," e.g. | 81 |
| Number two on Forbes's 2011 list of The World's Most Powerful Celebrities | 81 |
| "If music be the food of love ..." speaker in "Twelfth Night" | 81 |
| Song that was the basis for Elvis Presley's "It's Now or Never" | 81 |
| Fred ___, whose sneeze was the subject of the first copyrighted movie in the U.S. | 81 |
| ___ Octavius ("Spider-Man" villain Doc Ock's "real" name) | 81 |
| Follower of Brink, Carnation, Pig, Shocking, and Tickle Me in Crayola color names | 81 |
| Invention modernized by William Bullock that mangled his leg and led to his death | 81 |
| '70s-'80s network letters discussed in "The Eyes of Tammy Faye" | 81 |
| Network seen in "The Soup" segment "Tales From Home Shopping" | 81 |
| Carruth of the Carolina Panthers who was convicted of conspiring to commit murder | 81 |
| 1988 Best Picture, with the repeated line "I'm an excellent driver" | 81 |
| British regime in India that ends when "Midnight's Children" begins | 81 |
| "You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how" speaker | 81 |
| Hollywood studio that released "King Kong" and "Citizen Kane" | 81 |
| Spoiler alert: He's married to Hermione at the end of the Harry Potter series | 81 |
| Composer who said "Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music" | 81 |
| ___ Garden (variety crossword in which answers are entered in "blooms") | 81 |
| Govern, or word that can follow the first word of the four longest puzzle answers | 81 |
| Massachusetts city where Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote "The Scarlet Letter" | 81 |
| About to get a Ph.D., definitely, if not this year then sometime in the next five | 81 |
| " . . . easier for ___ to go through the eye of a needle . . . ": Bible | 81 |
| "I'm not ashamed of my association with Gene Simmons," admitted ___ | 81 |
| "I got ___ named ..." (start of each verse in "Tutti Frutti") | 81 |
| Kid-lit character who had a "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" | 81 |
| End of a nursery rhyme, or the fate of this puzzle's other three long answers | 81 |
| The Donald declared him the winner of 2012's "Celebrity Apprentice" | 81 |
| Where the student who couldn’t decide between prelaw and premed was found? | 81 |
| Where to keep those rags and machines hummin', according to a Rose Royce song | 81 |
| Home of Sky Tower, the tallest free-standing structure in the Southern Hemisphere | 81 |
| "The mind is not ___ to be filled, but a fire to be kindled" (Plutarch) | 81 |
| Drug paraphernalia for those who aren't sure they want to go through with it? | 81 |
| His "Ode to Joy" was adapted for use as the European Union's anthem | 81 |
| Besides Olivier, he's the only person to direct himself to a Best Actor Oscar | 81 |
| He played an economics teacher in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (10,9) | 81 |
| Comedian seen at the end of "Dodgeball" letting himself go in a big way | 81 |
| Perfect plan if you love eating oniony rolls while watching medical drama reruns? | 81 |
| Form of Japanese dance drama in which the performers often wear white body makeup | 81 |
| "... and I write '___' on the box, which seems to reassure him" | 81 |
| Classic R & B song with the repeated lyric "See what you have done" | 81 |
| 1999 film in which author John Irving plays a stationmaster, with "The" | 81 |
| Name on the label of the world's most popular soft drink, until the year 1009 | 81 |
| “More research on sneezing and sniffling is ridiculous,” Tom declared ___ | 81 |
| Flattering courtier who changed places with the tyrant Dionysius, in Greek legend | 81 |
| Chinese-American AIDS researcher who was Time Magazine's 1996 Man of the Year | 81 |
| Punishment used most often, worldwide, by China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the U.S. | 81 |
| "What a battle my guild just had! First someone went AFK, causing a..." | 81 |
| “I’m determined to finish my behavioral experiments,” Pavlov said ___ | 81 |
| Tunnel effect created by blowing air through a line of empty-headed participants? | 81 |
| "The note accompanying the ___ ___ that all money should go to charity" | 81 |
| X Games activities, and, in a way, what can be found in this puzzle's circles | 81 |
| Weather Channel feature (it's the puzzle theme found in a quintet of answers) | 81 |
| Movie title that describes what happened to the five long entries in this puzzle? | 81 |
| Homer throws one out the window in the title sequence of "The Simpsons" | 81 |
| Q: "What were you doing at the lumber yard, Tarzan?" A: "___" | 81 |
| Reviewer on "The Luck of Roaring Camp": "It needs more humor" | 81 |
| "Sunny" singer Bobby who opened for the Beatles on their last U.S. tour | 81 |
| "The Hills" pair named "Worst Couple of 2008" by iVillage.com | 81 |
| Mid-1990s look popularized by pale and emaciated models in black-and-white shoots | 81 |
| Cable network concerned with feminist movements between France and Great Britain? | 81 |
| This completed puzzle has 10 of them, each three letters long, reading diagonally | 81 |
| Madonna's announcement after her workout with the 3-time American League MVP? | 81 |
| "This'll be the day that ___..." ("American Pie" refrain) | 81 |
| "___ one" (repeating lyric in Johnny Rivers' hit "Seventh Son) | 81 |
| "The car stopped on a dime. Unfortunately, the dime was ___": Anonymous | 81 |
| Singer with the 2006 album "Testimony: Vol. 1, Life & Relationship" | 81 |
| Phillips who created "Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns" | 81 |
| Where to find the songs in this grid ... or an appropriate title for this puzzle? | 81 |
| His film debut was as Billy Crystal's son in "City Slickers" (1991) | 81 |
| Sports talk radio host whose show is affectionately called "The Jungle" | 81 |
| Williams you no doubt remember from "Poltergeist" and "Dutch" | 81 |
| Violet variety (and the longest common word that uses just the right typing hand) | 81 |
| First person inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame as both a player and coach | 81 |
| Standard with the lines "Pay for every dance, sellin' each romance" | 81 |
| The length of a meter is based precisely on the amount of light emitted from this | 81 |
| N.B.A. star who was on the cover of Sports Illustrated while still in high school | 81 |
| Repeated phrase in Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech | 81 |
| Tigres del ___, Dominican team that has won the Caribbean World Series nine times | 81 |
| Biblically-minded rapper, or a story in which a 2008 runner-up kills his brother? | 81 |
| 1949 musical by Irving Berlin, featuring Eddie Albert as a newspaper photographer | 81 |
| What the treasurer of the United States and the secretary of the Treasury supply? | 81 |
| "How Are Things in Glocca ___?" ("Finian's Rainbow" song) | 81 |
| "Lady Marmalade" singer with Pink, Lil' Kim, and Christina Aguilera | 81 |
| 1979 new wave classic that begins "Oh my little pretty one, pretty one" | 81 |
| 1993 Brian Eno album named for an oil extracted from the flower of an orange tree | 81 |
| Gizmo often with five balls that demonstrates conservation of momentum and energy | 81 |
| 1939 Greta Garbo Best Picture nominee (it lost to "Gone With the Wind") | 81 |
| trickyman: y0 im not a cr00k / uspubl200mil : cough bs / trickyman: ok i give up | 81 |
| They got back together to tour with 98 Degrees and Boyz II Men in 2013, for short | 81 |
| Nebraska town, named after an Indian tribe, featured in "Lonesome Dove" | 81 |
| Talking Heads' "As the days go by, let the water hold me down" song | 81 |
| "Coming ___ Parents" (book my mom bought me when she thought I was gay) | 81 |
| Kentucky city that's home to the Museum of the American Quilter's Society | 81 |
| "___ to Power" (Frederick J. Sheehan's exposé of Alan Greenspan) | 81 |
| Broadcasting award inscribed with the words "The University of Georgia" | 81 |
| Test subject #2 perceives 1 as yellow, 3 as red, 8 as black; maybe she owns a ... | 81 |
| " . . . never blows so ___ Rose . . . ": "The Rubáiyát" | 81 |
| New slogan for a Texas city trying to spread the word about its cheap ammunition? | 81 |
| Actress/comic roomies' mailbox label that sounds like an auto safety feature? | 81 |