| "Mighty" superhero in 1987's "Adventures in Babysitting" | 80 |
| "Well it's time ___ home and I ain't even done with the night" | 80 |
| Strongest theory of where the next "Real Housewives" show will be set? | 80 |
| Title twin sister in a series of children's books by Jean and Gareth Adamson | 80 |
| Screenwriter/actor roomies' mailbox label that sounds like an old announcer? | 80 |
| TV host whose first name is spelled by the first and last letters of his surname | 80 |
| "Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha" band | 80 |
| "Our races are scrutinized down to the millisecond because we use ___" | 80 |
| Prefix with "violet," "liberal," or "conservative" | 80 |
| Ibuprofen: "Line up arrows on cap and bottle. Push cap with thumbs"... | 80 |
| "As we have therefore opportunity, let ___ good to all men": Galatians | 80 |
| Former weekly mag that still publishes an annual "Best Colleges" issue | 80 |
| His tombstone in Montmartre Cemetery has a statue of him as the puppet Petrushka | 80 |
| "Either that ___ goes, or I do" (Oscar Wilde's reputed last words) | 80 |
| "That mad game the world so loves to play" according to Jonathan Swift | 80 |
| Longtime G.E. chief with the best seller "Jack: Straight From the Gut" | 80 |
| Boston station that produces most of PBS's prime-time television programming | 80 |
| It's "no longer current in natural colloquial speech," per the OED | 80 |
| Actress Kate recently voted "most desirable body" in a Daily Mail poll | 80 |
| 1975 musical with the song "Believe in Yourself," with "The" | 80 |
| The "greatest blessing" and the "greatest plague": Euripides | 80 |
| Summit attendee, and what the first word can be in each answer to a starred clue | 80 |
| "Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they" speaker | 80 |
| "What's that chocolate beverage you're drinking, Yogi?" answer | 80 |
| "If you go to jail, will all these beautiful things fit in your cell?" | 80 |
| Org. that once used the slogan "In Service for the Girls of the World" | 80 |
| "___ Off the Old Tooth" ("Alvin & the Chipmunks" episode) | 81 |
| Japanese breed of dog that figured in O.J.'s "Trial of the Century" | 81 |
| "___ peanut-butter sandwiches!" ("Sesame Street" incantation) | 81 |
| Baseball div. that provided a wild-card 10 out of the 14 years wild-cards existed | 81 |
| Dancer Mazo who led Kelly Monaco to victory on "Dancing With the Stars" | 81 |
| "And here's what's happening in your neck of the woods" speaker | 81 |
| Movie whose last lines are "Mediocrities everywhere ... I absolve you." | 81 |
| "I'm ___" (Lemmon's last words in "Some Like It Hot") | 81 |
| Apt subject for today that's hidden in this puzzle's four longest answers | 81 |
| One of the girls in the Madonna children's book "The English Roses" | 81 |
| "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans" author Coulter | 81 |
| Spanish architect who designed the unfinished Sagrada Familia church in Barcelona | 81 |
| "So much depends / upon / ___ wheel / barrow" (William Carlos Williams) | 81 |
| "What ___ of the face is here!": Thomas Paine, "Common Sense" | 81 |
| Winners of the longest postseason game in major-league history (18 innings, 2005) | 81 |
| Who nobody puts in the corner, according to a line from "Dirty Dancing" | 81 |
| Diamond great with the line "I really didn't say everything I said" | 81 |
| College basketball coach who was the subject of "A Season on the Brink" | 81 |
| One of Time's 2005 Persons of the Year called "The Good Samaritans" | 81 |
| Postseason gridiron game, and a hint to the puzzle theme found in starred answers | 81 |
| Singer who at age 22 got married in Vegas, then filed an annulment 55 hours later | 81 |
| College that, unabbreviated, is the punchline to a tasteless Michael Jackson joke | 81 |
| R&B singer with "Like a Surgeon" (no relation to the Weird Al song) | 81 |
| Word that can precede the first word of the twelve starred entries in this puzzle | 81 |
| Show whose opening theme was the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" | 81 |
| Surrealist painter whose best-known painting shows up often in college dorm rooms | 81 |
| He broke Mickey's record for most games played as a Yankee on August 29, 2011 | 81 |
| Breadless KFC sandwich on Newsweek's "13 Worst Trends of 2010" list | 81 |
| Frightful-looking "Alice in Wonderland" character, with "the" | 81 |
| Chase scene locale in "Die Hard," "Jurassic Park," and others | 81 |
| Author exhumed and reburied in the Panthéon of Paris for his 2002 bicentennial | 81 |
| Only valid three-letter Scrabble word that doesn't contain Y or any consonant | 81 |
| What the left panel of Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" depicts | 81 |
| Subject of the song "Tell Me, Trudy, Who Is Going to Be the Lucky One?" | 81 |
| It was "boil'd in broo'," in the ballad "Lord Randal" | 81 |
| Band with the hits "Evil Woman" and "Sweet Talkin' Woman" | 81 |
| "Area Man BCCs Psychiatrist On Every ___ He Sends" (The Onion headline) | 81 |
| "Move Like an ___" (song by the Australian kids' group the Wiggles) | 81 |
| "'Tis best to weigh the ___ more mighty than he seems": Shakespeare | 81 |
| Composer of "1/1," "1/2," "2/1" and "2/2" | 81 |
| "America's most innovative company" prior to its bankruptcy in 2001 | 81 |
| "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is ___" | 81 |
| Symphony whose second movement is marked "Marcia funebre. Adagio assai" | 81 |
| Certain sporting equipment (especially useful for keeping the old heart in shape) | 81 |
| Pope who declared "I am a sinner. This is the most accurate definition" | 81 |
| Highly successful Hollywood actor James presently on "General Hospital" | 81 |
| Prison threshold (represented by this 4x4 corner) at which the solver must arrive | 81 |
| "Gong Show" name repeated in both blanks of ___ ___ the Dancing Machine | 81 |
| Upstate NY city that calls itself the "Lake Trout Capital of the World" | 81 |
| Beatles song that begins "Is there anybody going to listen to my story" | 81 |
| Antonius Block's chess opponent in Bergman's "The Seventh Seal" | 81 |
| "... the slithy toves / Did __ and gimble ...": "Jabberwocky" | 81 |
| "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" speaker | 81 |
| Dwelling section whose name comes from the Arabic for "forbidden place" | 81 |
| "You will be ___" (last line of "Wishin' and Hopin'") | 81 |
| Teamster leader who was rumored to be buried under the end zone at Giants Stadium | 81 |
| Film in which Marv says, "He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him." | 81 |
| Prez who said "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" | 81 |
| Supreme Court justice known for a literalist interpretation of the Bill of Rights | 81 |
| Promising words (and what's hidden in this puzzle's four longest entries) | 81 |
| "My Friend __": 1949 film in which Martin & Lewis debuted as a team | 81 |
| Sport played by the "World's Most Interesting Man" in Dos Equis ads | 81 |
| Catalan composer ___ Nunó, who wrote the music for the Mexican national anthem | 81 |
| Maker of a dish Patton Oswalt called a "failure pile in a sadness bowl" | 81 |
| Duettist with Elton John on 1976's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" | 81 |
| Cackling cry from a mad scientist before unleashing havoc on southern California? | 81 |
| 1965 movie in which Sophia Loren and Paul Newman are both really nice on the eyes | 81 |
| Christine who directed the Oscar-winning short film "Lieberman in Love" | 81 |
| Del Rey who sang "Young and Beautiful" for "The Great Gatsby" | 81 |
| 1972 Bill Withers hit whose title precedes "when you're not strong" | 81 |
| Shakespearean character who calls himself "a very foolish fond old man" | 81 |
| Self-described "poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man" of literature | 81 |
| Sierra ___ (get puzzle discounts by signing up for the news list @ avxwords.com!) | 81 |
| Richard ___, director of "Help!" and "A Hard Day's Night" | 81 |