| Illinois city where HAL from "2001" was purportedly programmed | 72 |
| Illegal saloon offering "complimentary" drinks to those who paid to see an animal curiosity | 101 |
| Illegal football tackle involving grabbing the inside of the shoulder pads from behind or the side | 98 |
| Iggy wrote about the rising popularity of sleep shirts so he could yell "___!" | 89 |
| Iggy reviewed the autobiography of a hide-and-seek champion so he could yell "___!" | 93 |
| Iggy reported on the delayed start at the billiards tournament so he could yell "___!" | 96 |
| Iggy investigated the theft of benches from the weight-room so he could yell "___!" | 93 |
| If you go out drinking with them, say "Cheers!" instead of "Bottoms up!" | 92 |
| If they're dropping by your house, don't stick your head out the window | 79 |
| If one were to ___, one would learn that their address is 605 5th St., Seattle, WA | 82 |
| If one were to ___, one would get articles about crazy online personal ads | 74 |
| If one were to ___, one would discover that they have 8 million articles in 253 languages | 89 |
| If one were to ___, one would see a bunch of social networking parody videos | 77 |
| If he's missing a few office supplies, don't say, "It's okay, we'll ___" ... | 102 |
| Identification that John David Sweeney, Jr. was the first to receive: Abbr. | 75 |
| Idea that motivates getting bikini-clad babes to advertise motor vehicles | 73 |
| Iconic AC/DC album with the song "You Shook Me All Night Long" | 72 |
| Ibuprofen: "Line up arrows on cap and bottle. Push cap with thumbs"... | 80 |
| Ian's role in "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Return of the King" | 95 |
| I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___. | 100 |
| Hypocritical pejorative when used by millionaire senators born into political families | 86 |
| Hyphenated New York City suburb that's the site of Van Cortlandt Manor | 74 |
| Hymn whose title follows the line "When I die, Hallelujah, by and by" | 79 |
| Hybrid fashion item named one of People.com's "2007 Worst Trends" | 79 |
| Hybrid citrus that's hidden in Marconi's first name (and you thought we'd run out of ways to clue this) | 115 |
| Hybrid cat "bred for its skills in magic," according to Napoleon Dynamite | 83 |
| Hybrid car that runs a few seconds, then stops, then runs again, then stops again...? | 85 |
| Hybrid animal "bred for its skills in magic," per Napoleon Dynamite | 77 |
| Huston's costar and fellow Best Supporting Actress nominee for "Enemies, A Love Story" | 100 |
| Hunky tennis star featured in Shakira's "Gypsy" music video | 73 |
| Hungarian playwright whose "Liliom" was the basis for the musical "Carousel" | 96 |
| Humorist who wrote "Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long" | 99 |
| Humorist who wrote "Happiness is having a scratch for every itch" | 75 |
| Hughes poem with the line "They send me to eat in the kitchen" | 72 |
| Huge fan of spells, conjuring, and anything and everything broom-related? | 73 |
| Huffington who said "There is nothing like becoming a mom to fill you with fear" | 90 |
| Huffington who is #12 on Forbes' "Most Influential Women in Media" | 80 |
| HP tablet released in July 2011, then discontinued six weeks later (then revived later in the year!) | 100 |
| How you might sit to watch a movie (or at least you'd better, or I'm not watching with you) | 99 |
| How you know that it's St. Patrick's Day in kin¬der¬gar¬ten? | 77 |
| How to score it when you bunt your hard-boiled breakfast to advance the runner? | 79 |
| How to link the 12 letters in this puzzle with a single line to make a picture | 78 |
| How to "make money the old-fashioned way," in a Smith Barney ad | 73 |
| How the fact that "The Internship" is just an ad for Google is veiled | 79 |
| How school dress code rules might be enforced the day before summer break | 73 |
| How Ms. Morissette was known on "You Can't Do That on Television" | 79 |
| How long it takes to get something back (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 79 |
| How amorous firestarters might start the fire, or a golf scoring system interrupted? | 84 |
| How a Southerner might begin a sentence about how they do things in these parts | 79 |
| Houses with sharply angled roofs, and what this puzzle's four longest answers literally have in common | 106 |
| Housekeeper's home renovation advice about a cheap fourposter offer? | 72 |
| Host: "Whoa, Bobby just got bopped! Looks like his first entree is gonna be a ___!" | 93 |
| Host: "Well, that's because it's an anagram of your name. I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase '___'!" Flay: "Wait ... what?" Host: (Ding!) "And there's the timer! Tune in tomorrow for another t | 245 |
| Host: "Welcome to 'Celebrity Food Fight'! Tonight it's reigning champ Bobby Flay vs. Alton Brown. Needless to say, they both have that ___ ..." | 165 |
| Host: "Now Alton's on the ropes! Bobby's ___ out of him! (Or should I say, hash browns?)" | 107 |
| Host: "Champ, this seemed like a grudge match. Do I detect some ... ___?" Flay: "Well, yeah, he kept calling me 'Flabby Boy'!" | 154 |
| Host: "... and more than just pride is at stake tonight, namely, a ___!" | 82 |
| Horror host who always seems to have a great weight on his shoulders?[The only real host on the list. He was on TV for 25+ years.] | 130 |
| Horror flick starring Humphrey Bogart as a mad scientist, with "The" | 78 |
| Hoobastank "Did it ever ___ to you that this could be your final day" | 79 |
| Homer throws one out the window in the title sequence of "The Simpsons" | 81 |
| Home-field advantage in football ... or what the last square of the answer to this clue represents in this puzzle | 113 |
| Home to every undisputed world chess champions during the 1950's and 1960's | 83 |
| Home to Andrew Wyeth's "Christina's World," informally | 72 |
| Home or Office follower [The AV Club xword moves to a subscription model soon! - sign up at avxword.com] | 104 |
| Home of the world's second-oldest written constitution, after America's | 79 |
| Home of the van Eyck brothers' "Adoration of the Lamb" altarpiece | 79 |
| Home of the civil-engineering boondoggle known as "The Big Dig" | 73 |
| Home of the annual Gathering of Nations powwow, the world's largest celebration of Native American culture | 110 |
| Home of Sky Tower, the tallest free-standing structure in the Southern Hemisphere | 81 |
| Home of Canada's largest mall, named "Eighth Wonder of the World" by travel writers | 97 |
| Hollywood studio that released "King Kong" and "Citizen Kane" | 81 |
| Hollywood star whose memoir was titled "The Good, the Bad, and Me" | 76 |
| Hollywood agent Emanuel whose brother Rahm is the White House chief of staff | 76 |
| Holiday when children are given red envelopes containing money from their elders | 80 |
| Holiday song that begins "The sun is shining, the grass is green" | 75 |
| Holiday movie with the repeated line "You'll shoot your eye out!" | 79 |
| Holder of the world record for the longest ovation on the operatic stage (80 minutes) | 85 |
| Holder of the Guiness World Record for most bone fractures in one lifetime (433) | 80 |
| Hoe or rake (like one might use to tend plants after losing one's job) | 74 |
| Hodges who called baseball's "shot heard 'round the world" | 76 |
| Hodges who called "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!" | 85 |
| Hockey legend with the record for most shots on goal in one season, for short | 77 |
| Hitchcock film that has uncredited appearances by Fidel Castro and Che Guevara | 78 |
| Hit song with the line "When she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine" | 87 |
| Hit song of 1973 and 1996 with the lyrics "I heard he sang a good song / I heard he had a style" | 106 |
| Hit song from Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill" album | 74 |
| Hit song from 2000 ... and a hint to 10 symmetrically arranged Across answers | 77 |
| Hit single from Carole King's "Rhymes & Reasons" album | 72 |
| Hit series whose pilot was the TV movie "Panic at Malibu River" | 73 |
| Hit Broadway musical with the song "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" | 82 |
| History class: F -- “The professor ignored my attendance record and class participation, judging me entirely on ___” | 124 |
| Historical figure kidnapped in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" | 83 |
| Historical figure in Isabel Allende's novel "Inés of My Soul" | 78 |
| Historical character in John Ford's "My Darling Clementine" | 73 |
| Historic symbol whose shape can be found hidden in this completed puzzle | 72 |
| Historic figures disputed in a "Seinfeld" Trivial Pursuit question | 76 |
| Historian Kearns Goodwin whose work was adapted into the movie "Lincoln" | 82 |
| Hispanic MLB star whose nickname is a Hispanic cartoon character spelled backward (COINCIDENCE?!?) | 98 |
| His version of "Othello" holds the record for longest-running Shakespeare production on Broadway | 106 |