| Start of a quotation by Miller Williams | 39 |
| Start of a quotation by Mario Cuomo | 35 |
| Start of a quotation by Laurence J. Peter | 41 |
| Start of a quotation by Ken Kesey | 33 |
| Start of a quotation by Joseph Campbell | 39 |
| Start of a quotation by John Wooden | 35 |
| Start of a quotation by Henry S. Haskins | 40 |
| Start of a quotation by Henry David Thoreau | 43 |
| Start of a quotation by Harvey Penick | 37 |
| Start of a quotation by Friedrich Nietzsche | 43 |
| Start of a quotation by Frederick Buechner | 42 |
| Start of a quotation by Budd Schulberg | 38 |
| Start of a quotation by Bill Clinton | 36 |
| Start of a quotation by Ashley Montagu | 38 |
| Start of a quotation by Anne Lamott | 35 |
| Start of a quotation by Abraham Lincoln | 39 |
| Start of a quizzical Bob Seger lyric | 36 |
| Start of a quip requiring medical attention | 43 |
| Start of a quip regarding an expert witness | 43 |
| Start of a quip re dieting, not smoking, etc. | 45 |
| Start of a quip overheard on the stag line | 42 |
| Start of a quip from Mad Magazine | 33 |
| Start of a quip from an exercisephobe? | 38 |
| Start of a quip from a returning vacationer | 43 |
| Start of a quip from a frustrated user? | 39 |
| Start of a quip for families with teens | 39 |
| Start of a quip defining a fatuous fisherman | 44 |
| Start of a quip concerning a Hitchcock film | 43 |
| Start of a quip by stand-up comic Brian Kiley | 45 |
| Start of a quip by Sarah Haskins | 32 |
| Start of a quip by Mitch Hedberg | 32 |
| Start of a quip by Mamie Van Doren | 34 |
| Start of a quip by Laurence J. Peter | 36 |
| Start of a quip by George Carlin | 32 |
| Start of a quip by comic Mike Birbiglia | 39 |
| Start of a quip by comedian Demetri Martin | 42 |
| Start of a quip by comedian David Cross | 39 |
| Start of a quip by Alfred E. Neuman | 35 |
| Start of a quip about weight loss | 33 |
| Start of a quip about wedded life | 33 |
| Start of a quip about the future | 32 |
| Start of a quip about sportsmanship | 35 |
| Start of a quip about Southern California | 41 |
| Start of a quip about sleep - or lack thereof | 45 |
| Start of a quip about putting things off | 40 |
| Start of a quip about parenthood | 32 |
| Start of a quip about multiple blunders | 39 |
| Start of a quip about middle age | 32 |
| Start of a quip about financial planning | 40 |
| Start of a quip about brain power | 33 |
| Start of a quip about a poor investment | 39 |
| Start of a quip about a marital mismatch | 40 |
| Start of a quip about a famous director | 39 |
| Start of a question with a calling | 34 |
| Start of a question on cross-examination? | 41 |
| Start of a question from Dr. Laurence J. Peter | 46 |
| Start of a question concerning aging | 36 |
| Start of a question by Sherman Alexie | 37 |
| Start of a question about an old proverb | 40 |
| Start of a query to a practical tailor | 38 |
| Start of a pun ideal for April 15th | 35 |
| Start of a pun appreciated in summer | 36 |
| Start of a psychologist's statement | 39 |
| Start of a proud father's remark | 36 |
| Start of a produce department warning | 37 |
| Start of a prehistoric creature's name | 42 |
| Start of a popular children's rhyme | 39 |
| Start of a poker player's declaration | 41 |
| Start of a play to the quarterback | 34 |
| Start of a pithy quote by Gertrude Stein | 40 |
| Start of a pirates' drinking song | 37 |
| Start of a phrase meaning "always" | 44 |
| Start of a photographer's come-on | 37 |
| Start of a pessimist's credo | 32 |
| Start of a pertinent nursery rhyme | 34 |
| Start of a personal trainer's motto | 39 |
| Start of a perplexed person's question | 42 |
| Start of a pencil-and-paper game | 32 |
| Start of a patriotic sports trio | 32 |
| Start of a patient's observation | 36 |
| Start of a patient's complaint | 34 |
| Start of a parliamentary proposal | 33 |
| Start of a parent's wry quip | 32 |
| Start of a paraphrased quip from John Ruskin | 44 |
| Start of a pageant winner's title | 37 |
| Start of a number of Keats titles | 33 |
| Start of a noted victory announcement | 37 |
| Start of a newsgroup name online | 32 |
| Start of a news item about a drug investigation? | 48 |
| Start of a New Year's song title | 36 |
| Start of a New Year's phrase | 32 |
| Start of a new car's odometer | 33 |
| Start of a nationalistic cheer, perhaps | 39 |
| Start of a muffler shop's slogan | 36 |
| Start of a motto first published in an 1844 book | 48 |
| Start of a missive to Ms. Van Buren | 35 |
| Start of a Milton quote re cafes? | 33 |
| Start of a message on a Lincoln Center T-shirt | 46 |
| Start of a memorable tongue twister | 35 |
| Start of a memorable 1961 admonition | 36 |