| Result of brainstorming, at times | 33 |
| Result of bringing someone home, for short | 42 |
| Result of buffet overindulgence? | 32 |
| Result of calculating (1/2) a b sin C | 38 |
| Result of careful planning it's not | 39 |
| Result of chewing on a pool table? | 34 |
| Result of cleaning up some building toys? | 41 |
| Result of combining OxyContin and Viagra? | 41 |
| Result of competition between retailers? | 40 |
| Result of computer overuse, maybe | 33 |
| Result of considering the pluses? | 33 |
| Result of converting the 7-10 split | 35 |
| Result of counting sheep, perhaps | 33 |
| Result of cross-fertilization within a population | 49 |
| Result of currants marryin'? | 32 |
| Result of cutbacks to the maintenance budget? | 45 |
| Result of dad's labor, perhaps | 34 |
| Result of dividing any number by itself | 39 |
| Result of doing lunges and squats | 33 |
| Result of doing the same old same old | 37 |
| Result of Dracula's attentions? | 35 |
| Result of dropping a bushel, maybe | 34 |
| Result of dropping a can of corn | 32 |
| Result of early-morning boating? | 32 |
| Result of eating ice cream too fast | 35 |
| Result of eating ice cream too fast, possibly | 45 |
| Result of eating too much Italian food? | 39 |
| Result of eBay technical difficulty? | 36 |
| Result of eight bowlers' strikes | 36 |
| Result of exposing oneself at the beach? | 40 |
| Result of failing to break in your Timberlands? | 47 |
| Result of feeding the wrong-side down? | 38 |
| Result of fixing a big breakfast? | 33 |
| Result of four balls, in baseball | 33 |
| Result of getting even with someone? | 36 |
| Result of getting stabbed in the hood? | 38 |
| Result of getting taken for a ride | 34 |
| Result of getting too close to a happy baby? | 44 |
| Result of getting too far behind, briefly | 41 |
| Result of good middle management? | 33 |
| Result of gradual decline of a disease | 38 |
| Result of heating a certain fruit too long? | 43 |
| Result of hiking with pyromaniacs? | 34 |
| Result of hitting the pause button on a movie | 45 |
| Result of hunger or jealousy, perhaps | 37 |
| Result of improper conditioning? | 32 |
| Result of interior decorator/telemarketer union? | 48 |
| Result of iron deficiency, perhaps | 34 |
| Result of iron deficiency, to a Brit | 36 |
| Result of kissing a tube of crazy glue? | 39 |
| Result of librarian/professor union? | 36 |
| Result of losing one's lease? | 33 |
| Result of many a "lost weekend" | 41 |
| Result of many a union grievance? | 33 |
| Result of many conquests, perhaps | 33 |
| Result of Michelle Obama's midlife crisis? | 46 |
| Result of mixing gas and alcohol? | 33 |
| Result of not leaving tips, perhaps | 35 |
| Result of nudging too much, perhaps | 35 |
| Result of ocean-water evaporation | 33 |
| Result of out of control blog commenters | 40 |
| Result of playing around with a knife on a patio? | 49 |
| Result of plotters' get-together | 36 |
| Result of poring over print, perhaps | 36 |
| Result of putting a clove through a press | 41 |
| Result of putting two and two together? | 39 |
| Result of reading the fine print, maybe | 39 |
| Result of replacing the goalie with a forward | 45 |
| Result of safely arriving at home | 33 |
| Result of Sammy Sosa wearing a tight shoe? | 42 |
| Result of Santa misplacing his papers? | 38 |
| Result of serious disappointment | 32 |
| Result of setting off a smoke bomb in a library? | 48 |
| Result of settling a lawsuit with a tech company? | 49 |
| Result of sitting on a court bench too long? | 44 |
| Result of some financial transactions | 37 |
| Result of some joke-shop powders | 32 |
| Result of some successful pitches | 33 |
| Result of stagehands going on strike? | 37 |
| Result of stress, it's been said | 36 |
| Result of supersizing a burger order? | 37 |
| Result of testing tea temperature? | 34 |
| Result of the Camp David Accords | 32 |
| Result of The Hulk's first press conference? | 48 |
| Result of the old sawing a lady in half routine? | 48 |
| Result of throwing in the towel, briefly | 40 |
| Result of throwing in the towel: Abbr. | 38 |
| Result of too many missed payments, briefly | 43 |
| Result of too many rusty nails on the road? | 43 |
| Result of too much cabin pressure? | 34 |
| Result of too much filing by the manicurist? | 44 |
| Result of too much Molson on Boxing Day? | 40 |
| Result of too much TV, it's said | 36 |
| Result of tribesmen putting their heads together? | 49 |
| Result of two people interrupting each other? | 45 |
| Result of using a StairMaster, possibly | 39 |
| Result of using English the right way? | 38 |
| Result of using the wrong film speed, maybe | 43 |
| Result of vitamin B12 deficiency | 32 |
| Result of walking into a door, perhaps | 38 |