| ____ Angel | 13 |
| ____ and the King of Siam | 28 |
| ____ and the Firecat : Cat Stevens album | 45 |
| ____ a Very Good Year | 24 |
| ____ a Teenage Werewolf | 26 |
| ____ a Real Nowhere Man | 26 |
| ____ of Two Cities | 22 |
| ____ culpa | 14 |
| ____ d'hotel | 18 |
| ____ virumque cano | 20 |
| ___Zeneca (pharmaceutical group) | 32 |
| ___you go | 9 |
| ___Vista (Web search engine) | 28 |
| ___Vista (search engine) | 24 |
| ___Vista (search engine that still exists, for whatever reason) | 63 |
| ___Vista (search engine that still exists) | 42 |
| ___Vista (alternative to Google) | 32 |
| ___Vista | 8 |
| ___TV (Channel with the slogan "Not Reality. Actuality") | 66 |
| ___TV (channel whose slogan is "Not Reality. Actuality.") | 67 |
| ___Tube | 7 |
| ___trap, in a marksman's game | 33 |
| ___Tower, world's tallest building | 38 |
| ___tone | 7 |
| ___tick | 7 |
| ___tic | 6 |
| ___the crack of dawn | 20 |
| ___Sweet: sugar substitute | 26 |
| ___Star Pictures | 16 |
| ___spell (relax) | 16 |
| ___SmithKline (pharmaceutical company) | 38 |
| ___Secure: govt. refinancing program | 36 |
| ___Royale | 9 |
| ___Ring (birth control brand) | 29 |
| ___Rabbit | 9 |
| ___Pen (trademarked autoinjector for allergic reactions) | 56 |
| ___Pen (lifesaving tool) | 24 |
| ___Pen (injector for allergic reactions) | 40 |
| ___Pen (injector carried around by allergy sufferers) | 53 |
| ___Pen (injection for allergic reactions) | 41 |
| ___Pen (antidote for those allergic to bee stings) | 50 |
| ___Pea, baby in "Popeye" | 34 |
| ___PE | 5 |
| ___Paulo | 8 |
| ___PAPA, Sioux tribe | 20 |
| ___pants: wiseguy | 17 |
| ___Of My Heart (R. Stewart hit by our Mark Jordan) | 50 |
| ___nieves (Snow White, in Spanish) | 34 |
| ___mode | 7 |
| ___majesty | 10 |
| ___magnon | 9 |
| ___Life | 7 |
| ___lands, Ontario | 17 |
| ___La Ronge | 11 |
| ___Kosh B'Gosh clothing | 27 |
| ___Kosh B'gosh (kids' clothing line) | 44 |
| ___Kosh B'Gosh (clothing brand) | 35 |
| ___Kosh B'Gosh | 18 |
| ___klok ("Metalocalypse" band) | 40 |
| ___king | 7 |
| ___jure | 7 |
| ___in a day's work | 22 |
| ___II razor | 11 |
| ___hostel (Road Scholar group) | 30 |
| ___hop | 6 |
| ___hoof, San Francisco noise band | 33 |
| ___hip | 6 |
| ___heartbeat | 12 |
| ___gold | 7 |
| ___global.net | 13 |
| ___girl (new nation founded by Oprah, in an "Onion" article) | 70 |
| ___girl (nation created by Oprah in an "Onion" article) | 65 |
| ___Fraser,World Cup aerials champ | 33 |
| ___France | 9 |
| ___favor (please, in Spain) | 27 |
| ___dixit | 8 |
| ___de mer | 9 |
| ___de la Paix | 13 |
| ___de Cologne | 13 |
| ___D. (druggist's degree) | 29 |
| ___cup (setting at a seder table) | 33 |
| ___contendere | 13 |
| ___Constitution, nicknamed "Old Ironsides" | 52 |
| ___comic (partly serious) | 25 |
| ___comic (half serious, half not) | 33 |
| ___com (movie genre) | 20 |
| ___clock scholar | 16 |
| ___clock (ear1y P.M.) | 21 |
| ___Clean (product hawked by Billy Mays) | 39 |
| ___Clean | 8 |
| ___classical (Stravinsky's style) | 37 |
| ___classical (Stravinsky's genre) | 37 |
| ___City (society-building computer game) | 40 |
| ___City (popular computer game) | 31 |
| ___City (game) | 14 |
| ___City (computer game) | 23 |
| ___Book | 7 |
| ___blazer | 9 |
| ___Bizard | 9 |
| ___bell | 7 |