| "If You See Something, Say Something" transit org. | 60 |
| "If you like ___ coladas ..." (Rupert Holmes lyric) | 61 |
| "If you keep doing that I'm gonna tell mom!" | 58 |
| "If You Give a Pig a Pancake" author Numeroff | 55 |
| "If you don't like my anger, do something about it!"? | 67 |
| "If you don't go to bed, Santa won't come," e.g.? | 67 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" speaker | 56 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" pitchman | 57 |
| "If you can buy a better car, buy it" speaker | 55 |
| "If You Believe" musical, with "The" | 56 |
| "If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?" poet | 59 |
| "If voting changed anything, ___ make it illegal" | 59 |
| "If Tomorrow ___ Comes" (Garth Brooks hit) | 52 |
| "If today is the 18th, then Christmas is next week"? | 62 |
| "If three hens lay three eggs in three days ...," e.g. | 64 |
| "If the ___ is concealed, it succeeds": Ovid | 54 |
| "If Tarzan's bothering you, speak up!"? | 53 |
| "If Only __ a Butterfly": Imogen Heap song | 52 |
| "If only things had turned out differently!" | 54 |
| "If only things had turned out different!" | 52 |
| "If on a winter's night a traveler" writer Calvino | 64 |
| "If on a Winter's Night a Traveler" novelist Calvino | 66 |
| "If on a winter's night a traveler" author Calvino | 64 |
| "If music be the food of love, play on" speaker | 57 |
| "If man made it, don't eat it" espouser | 53 |
| "If It's ___ Scottish, It's Crap!" | 52 |
| "If it's black, I lose, but I ___ comes up" | 57 |
| "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is," for one | 69 |
| "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is," e.g. | 66 |
| "If it fits I sits" animal on icanhascheezburger.com | 62 |
| "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" speaker | 58 |
| "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" item | 55 |
| "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" evidence | 59 |
| "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," e.g. | 57 |
| "If I ___ you bad, you bruise my face" Bush | 53 |
| "If I ___ Have You" (2001 Best Original Song Oscar winner) | 68 |
| "If I Ruled the World (Imagine That)" rapper | 54 |
| "If I Needed ___" (Harrison-penned Beatles song) | 58 |
| "If I Knew You Were Comin' ___ Baked a Cake" | 58 |
| "If I Knew You Were Comin' __ Baked a Cake" | 58 |
| "If I had a little humility, I'd be perfect" | 58 |
| "If I don't write to empty my mind, I __": Byron | 62 |
| "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer" confessor | 60 |
| "If I could dwell / Where Israfel / Hath dwelt ..." writer | 68 |
| "If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell" source | 61 |
| "If God be for us, who can be against us?" source | 59 |
| "If elected, I will win" presidential candidate | 57 |
| "If elected I will not serve" candidate of 1968 | 57 |
| "If called by a panther/Don't anther" poet Nash | 61 |
| "If called by a panther, don't anther" poet Nash | 62 |
| "If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked" speaker | 59 |
| "If at first you don't succeed" course of action | 62 |
| "If a ___ is happy, it cannot fit too close": O. Henry | 64 |
| "If a tree falls in the forest and ___ ..." | 53 |
| "If a tree falls in the forest and ___ . . ." | 55 |
| "Idol" runner-up with fans known as "Claymates" | 67 |
| "Ich ___ dich" (German words of endearment) | 53 |
| "Ich ___ dich" (German term of endearment) | 52 |
| "Ice cream castles in the air," in a Mitchell song | 60 |
| "IÂ’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a ___." | 55 |
| "IÂ’ll have ___ Christmas without you" (Elvis lyric) | 65 |
| "I, the Jury" introduced his signature detective | 58 |
| "I, Maximus of Gloucester, to You" poet Charles | 57 |
| "I" tune also known as "The Shoop Shoop Song" | 65 |
| "I've ___ to the mountaintop" (Martin Luther King, Jr.) | 69 |
| "I've ___ Ev'ry Little Star," 1932 song | 57 |
| "I've seen your picture" Steely Dan song | 54 |
| "I've known a thousand like you, dollface"? | 57 |
| "I've Heard That Song Before" lyricist Sammy | 58 |
| "I've heard more than enough," briefly | 52 |
| "I've heard more than enough!," briefly | 53 |
| "I've heard enough of your lame excuses!" | 55 |
| "I've had such a curious dream!" speaker | 54 |
| "I've had enough of this patio furniture!," e.g.? | 63 |
| "I've got to take it on the ___ side" RHCP | 56 |
| "I've Got the World on a String" composer | 55 |
| "I've Got the Music in Me" singer, 1974 | 53 |
| "I've got sunshine on a cloudy day" song | 54 |
| "I've Got My ___ Working" (Muddy Waters) | 54 |
| "I've got a mule, her name is ___ . . ." | 54 |
| "I've got a mule, and her name is ___" | 52 |
| "I've fallen ... ___ can't get up!" | 53 |
| "I've Been Working on the Railroad" name | 54 |
| "I've been through the desert on a horse with ___" | 64 |
| "I've been drinking since half past ___" Social D | 63 |
| "I'm ___ you!" ("You don't fool me!") | 65 |
| "I'm ___ way!" ("Be right there!") | 58 |
| "I'm ___ right Jack, keep your hands off my stack" | 64 |
| "I'm ___ on the ocean ..." (Brian Wilson lyric) | 61 |
| "I'm ___ lorn creetur . . . ": Mrs. Gummidge | 58 |
| "I'm ___ hurry" ("Take your time") | 58 |
| "I'm ___ Boat" ("SNL" digital short) | 60 |
| "I'm With the Band" groupie/author Pamela ___ Barres | 66 |
| "I'm With the Band" author Pamela ___ Barres | 58 |
| "I'm Too ___" (hit by Right Said Fred) | 52 |
| "I'm Too ___" (1992 chart-topper by Right Said Fred) | 66 |
| "I'm sure __ pleasure it can gie": Burns | 54 |
| "I'm sure we can think of something ..." | 54 |
| "I'm sure I can think of something ..." | 53 |
| "I'm such a ___!" (klutz's comment) | 53 |