| What jam band music fests send fans into | 40 |
| What James Buchanan never said at the altar | 43 |
| What Janis Joplin's friends drive, in song | 46 |
| What Jekyll would prefer not to have? | 37 |
| What Jesus cast some demons into | 32 |
| What Jesus is said to have been born without | 44 |
| What Jim Croce did to the operator? | 35 |
| What Jimmy Buffett did with his cheeseburger | 44 |
| What Jimmy Buffett does on off time | 35 |
| What Jimmy Buffett raises before sailing | 40 |
| What Jimmy Stewart was in during 1937 | 37 |
| What Joe Cocker told you to leave on | 36 |
| What John and Yoko cut in '69 | 33 |
| What John O'Hara's horse knows | 38 |
| What John Paul II's documents are written on? | 49 |
| What John Popper's harmonica does | 37 |
| What John Watts did to "Roses" | 40 |
| What Johnny Depp did when The Kids broke up | 43 |
| What Johnny Gill does the "Right Way" | 47 |
| What journalist will do, at times | 33 |
| What Judas Priest is "Hard As" | 40 |
| What junior "might be going through" | 46 |
| What Kansas farmers munch for lunch? | 36 |
| What Karloff and Sylvester have in common | 41 |
| What Kasparov might do after a good move? | 41 |
| What Kate Bush did on "Your Lap"? | 43 |
| What Kathy Griffin strives to be on | 35 |
| What Katie Holmes lost in divorce court? | 40 |
| What keeps Johnny comfy in winter? | 34 |
| What keeps photos on the internet? | 34 |
| What Kenny G held for 45 minutes and 47 seconds | 47 |
| What kids are taught not to pick | 32 |
| What kids don't like to do at a slumber party | 49 |
| What kids like to do at a slumber party | 39 |
| What kids may make on rainy days | 32 |
| What kids'll do at Christmas | 32 |
| What Kim Mitchell drinks sometimes? | 35 |
| What kind of fruit is an alligator pear? | 40 |
| What kind of gift has he bought her? | 36 |
| What kind of rains were blessed, to Toto | 40 |
| What King Arthur's knights wore | 35 |
| What kitty makes on January 1st? | 32 |
| What knights' wives are called | 34 |
| What Kobe Bryant does at the pool hall? | 39 |
| What Kraftwerk appeared as, in concert | 38 |
| What Kramden called Norton, often | 33 |
| What Kramer often called Seinfeld | 33 |
| What Kravitz let "Rule" | 33 |
| What Krzysztof was doing northwest of Warsaw? | 45 |
| What kvetches do at grocery stores? | 35 |
| What La Guardia called his mistakes | 35 |
| What labels must do with pop culture | 36 |
| What ladies' men tend to have | 33 |
| What laid-off workers need to remember? | 39 |
| What Latvia and Belarus once were: Abbr. | 40 |
| What lawyers hope their clients have? | 37 |
| What leap years are divisible by | 32 |
| What Led Zep was "Out On"? | 36 |
| What Led Zeppelin's "Song" does | 45 |
| What Lemmy wished his warts were? | 33 |
| What lemon adds to a dish, in food lingo | 40 |
| What lending money to a friend is said to cause | 47 |
| What letting off steam might result in | 38 |
| What lettuce will do, eventually | 32 |
| What levees are designed to prevent | 35 |
| What lexicographers do most of the time? | 40 |
| What librarians do on Labor Day? | 32 |
| What life imitates, so it's said | 36 |
| What light bulbs and bootblacks do | 34 |
| What lightning will delay: Abbr. | 32 |
| What Lin's D.C. wall commemorates | 37 |
| What liquor is quicker than à la Ogden Nash | 46 |
| What lit Mary's way in the dark? | 36 |
| What Lita Ford was "Smokin" | 37 |
| What little girls are made of, so it's said | 47 |
| What little shavers don't have | 34 |
| What little things mean, in song | 32 |
| What liver spots may be a sign of | 33 |
| What Lola did in "Damn Yankees"? | 42 |
| WHAT LONG JOHN SILVER GOT WALKING ON A WET BEACH | 48 |
| What lost computer data may need to be | 38 |
| What loud noises do to all other sounds | 39 |
| What lovable Rocky Balboa would never do? | 41 |
| What loving grandparents often do | 33 |
| What Lucy Stone kept at her 1855 wedding | 40 |
| What lurks in the hearts of men, it's said | 46 |
| What Macbeth "murdered" | 33 |
| What Macbeth was not to his king | 32 |
| What Mad magazine lacked from 1957 to 2001 | 42 |
| What mad scientists are generally portrayed as | 46 |
| What Madness, No Doubt and Sublime infused | 42 |
| What Madonna and Cher are each known by | 39 |
| What maids rarely do on their days off? | 39 |
| What makes the investments herein so smart | 42 |
| What maligned celebrities would like to do? | 43 |
| What Mama Kin smoked, according to Aerosmith | 44 |
| What manager's blood does, at times | 39 |
| What manual products need to work | 33 |
| What many a game of Battleship is played on | 43 |
| What many a male Indian is called | 33 |