| "How to ___ Book" (1940 book of literary guidelines) | 62 |
| "Who is't can ___ woman?": "Cymbeline" | 62 |
| Magazine found in a gastroenterologist's waiting room? | 58 |
| "The Cloister and the Hearth" author and family | 57 |
| Minor league team with a locomotive in one of its logos | 55 |
| About to lose your shirt in a secret "flight connection"? | 67 |
| What a goofy, witty waitstaff provides? (Everyone is alive and well) | 68 |
| Straightens "The Catcher in the Rye" author? | 54 |
| GENERAL MOTORS manufactures lawn ornaments for home sellers? | 60 |
| Thing that a second-story man might use to break into a house? | 62 |
| Designer's color suggestion for sprucing up gray uniforms? | 62 |
| David Carradine film remake featuring a winning basketball play? | 64 |
| Book club selection or, with a comma in between, "new" | 64 |
| Unnominated film about a guy who dreams of getting cable? | 57 |
| Find out what that weird dude from high school is up to, via Facebook | 69 |
| They may not even sell the (mostly) obsolete product in their name | 66 |
| Boy-meets-girl movie watched immediately after boy-leaves-girl? | 63 |
| Device for converting alternating current into direct current | 61 |
| Circus showman P.T. after an embarrassing performance? | 54 |
| Magazine in which "The Thin Man" first appeared | 57 |
| Limerick, part two: "Who lived in a bright ___" | 57 |
| Country where everyone drives the same color automobile? | 56 |
| Product that offers drivers a rosy outlook on things? | 53 |
| With "Little," Prince's transportation in 1983? | 61 |
| Site whose slogan is "The front page of the internet" | 63 |
| Site that calls itself the front page of the internet | 53 |
| Site claiming to be "the front page of the Internet" | 62 |
| Appetizer that diverts attention from the main menu? | 52 |
| Where to get a copy of "The Communist Manifesto"? | 59 |
| Restaurant chain "for the seafood lover in you" | 57 |
| "Longhaired ___" (1976 David Allan Coe album) | 55 |
| Hydrocortisone cream from Palindromic Products, Inc.? | 53 |
| Classic Hans Christian Andersen story, with "The" | 59 |
| One of his characters was punch-drunk boxer Cauliflower McPugg | 62 |
| Comedian who ended his show with "... and may God bless" | 66 |
| "The ___ Show," best TV comedy series: 1951 | 53 |
| What stores will do to poorly selling record's price | 56 |
| Stated more often than was necessary to have been stated | 56 |
| Saying "You can say that again!" again, say | 53 |
| Pottery whose high iron content gives it a distinctive hue | 58 |
| Defensive team's goal line to 20 yard line, in football lingo | 65 |
| Area in an "Airplane!" gag about loading and unloading | 64 |
| Football field areas between the 20-yard line and the goal line | 63 |
| Reality show about folk-dancing homemakers (with "The") | 65 |
| Manuals on how to put employees back on the payroll? | 52 |
| Genre associated with Jamaican-born Pluto Shervington | 53 |
| NFL running back who forfeited his 2005 Heisman Trophy | 54 |
| Harry of John O'Hara's "Appointment in Samarra" | 65 |
| Charles Nelson ___, longtime "Match Game" panelist | 60 |
| Gift from a clueless uncle (really, you shouldn't have) | 59 |
| Sentence fragments often beginning with "wh-" words | 61 |
| Program on which pundits talk about marinara and such? | 54 |
| Archeologist's favorite film, with "The"? | 55 |
| 2001's "Ocean's Eleven" and others | 52 |
| 'Ocean's Eleven' and 'Cape Fear' | 52 |
| Lead role in the film "La Cage aux Folles" | 52 |
| Sister of actor Emilio and semi-regular on "The West Wing" | 68 |
| She played Lena Cole in the "Lethal Weapon" series | 60 |
| Michael of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" | 52 |
| "The Day the Earth Stood Still" star Michael | 54 |
| Star of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" (1951) | 56 |
| Star of ''The Day the Earth Stood Still'' | 57 |
| Michael who was Klaatu in "The Day the Earth Stood Still" | 67 |
| Big gambling loss in the Biggest Little City in the World? | 58 |
| Leslie Nielsen comedy of 1995 (I don't remember it either) | 62 |
| ___ With MoistureLoc (recalled contact lens cleaner) | 52 |
| UNICEF spokesperson who's gotten their money back? | 54 |
| Record holders? (and a punny hint to this puzzle's anomalies) | 65 |
| Keep apprised of one's activities, as a superior | 52 |
| Memo about Stephen King's "Christine"? | 52 |
| Brahms work that includes "Behold All Flesh" | 54 |
| Fail to heed the "Measure twice, cut once" adage | 58 |
| What remains at the end of an object's useful life | 54 |
| Cramming student takes Vivarin, gets charged with ... | 53 |
| Change "potatoe" to "potato," e.g. | 54 |
| Award-winning 2002 Italian film whose title means "breath" | 68 |
| Like the "Wheel of Fortune" wheel, again and again | 60 |
| Places to "go," while on your way somewhere | 53 |
| People who prefer to woo from the comfort of the couch? | 55 |
| "... for anger ___ in the bosom of fools": Eccl. 7:9 | 62 |
| Place that might have a large budget for birthday candles? | 58 |
| What James and evangelist Billy rarely were wont to do | 54 |
| British period beginning in 1660, with "the" | 54 |
| Exonerated boxer who is the subject of a Bob Dylan song | 55 |
| "Acoustic guitar" or "push lawn mower," e.g. | 64 |
| What the dissatisfied female giftee might do after Christmas? | 61 |
| Terse pair of instructions to a stray usher who has work to do? | 63 |
| Investigator who finds someone's birth mother, say | 54 |
| Prince song recorded again for a military recruitment center? | 61 |
| "Will the long-winded ___ ___ his sermon?" | 52 |
| He might have described himself as a coated knowledge professor | 63 |
| Take apart (a device) in order to improve on or copy | 52 |
| They're hidden in this puzzle's six longest answers | 59 |
| Corporate action that increases the par value of its stock | 58 |
| Recycling device in which you insert cans and get back money | 60 |
| "Oh, nuh-uh, gun, you did NOT just shoot that!"? | 58 |
| "A Damned Serious Business: My Life in Comedy" memoirist | 66 |
| Native American territory, in slang, with "the" | 57 |
| Nation within a nation, casually, with "the" | 54 |
| Changed an area of town from residential to commercial, e.g. | 60 |