| Unappealing theme restaurant devoted to Irving Berlin? | 54 |
| 1894 novel whose title character likes to collect fingerprints | 62 |
| "Seinfeld" character played by Patrick Warburton | 58 |
| Nickname of catchers Carlton Fisk and Ivan Rodriguez | 52 |
| Count Casimir ___ (Pole who came to the aid of Washington in 1777) | 66 |
| Acted like the "Supermassive Black Hole" band? | 56 |
| Lugs two giant neighboring letters without any help (if X=8)? | 61 |
| "I can't seem to turn off my alarm, any suggestions?" | 67 |
| Quentin Tarantino paperback about a minister's stories? | 59 |
| Technotronic song about a sheep's personal trainer? | 55 |
| "Larry says, 'Nah, it just needs ___' ..." | 60 |
| ___ Wars (conflicts of the second and third centuries B.C.) | 59 |
| Turbaned attendant in the movie version of "Annie" | 60 |
| Asian region whose name means "five rivers" | 53 |
| MTV's defunct "Candid Camera" equivalent | 54 |
| MTV hidden camera show returning with Justin Bieber as host | 59 |
| Richard Pryor title character with a big German dot on him? | 59 |
| Rudely removed Lurch from the "Addams Family" set? | 60 |
| Vice President Biden installed by the Shadow Government? | 56 |
| Tune sung by Elvis in ''Girl Happy'' | 52 |
| William H. Seward's $7,200,000 recommendation: 1867 | 55 |
| It's often given by business suppliers for bulk ordering | 60 |
| 1606 play of the Shakespeare apocrypha, with "The" | 60 |
| Burgess's "I'd rather see than be one" critter | 64 |
| What's "all in my brain," in a 1967 rock classic | 62 |
| "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" source | 53 |
| Item pinned on to support a Russian poet's election to office? | 66 |
| Punk rock band whose most famous song is a prayer to the Virgin Mary | 68 |
| "Punk Prayer - Mother of God, Chase Putin Away!" band | 63 |
| Russian Orthodox substitutes for palm branches on Palm Sunday | 61 |
| "Talking isn't going to reseal that wine bottle!" | 63 |
| Ballplayer's home renovation advice about the bare hallway floor? | 69 |
| "___, Honey" (song sung by a witch's hubby?) | 58 |
| What this puzzle's theme (and some of its clues) received? | 62 |
| Identify exactly ... or a hint to this puzzle's theme | 57 |
| 1930 Harry Richman hit whose title describes ostentatious living | 64 |
| Solving this puzzle is easy if you just ... do what? | 52 |
| Heads of Olympic Games in a Mongolian tent for breakfast (6) | 60 |
| 1982 James Bamford book about the NSA, with "The" | 59 |
| Throwing one's weight around, in international relations | 60 |
| Condition of total domination, as in World of Warcraft | 54 |
| Shaw play that was the basis for "My Fair Lady" | 57 |
| Joe __, confrontational '50s-'60s talk show host | 56 |
| 1973 book subtitled "The Millennium Science" | 54 |
| Tom Brady lighting jerseys on fire just to watch them burn? | 59 |
| Michael Jackson hit that begins "Where did you come from lady? | 67 |
| "I want to love you, ___" (Michael Jackson) | 53 |
| 1978 Devo album cover query "___ We Not Men?" | 55 |
| African plant whose leaves are chewed as a stimulant | 52 |
| African evergreen whose leaves are chewed as a narcotic | 55 |
| Arcade game character pursued by a snake named Coily | 52 |
| Video game that takes place in an Escheresque pyramid | 53 |
| Video game character who begins atop a psychedelic pyramid | 58 |
| Classic arcade game character who hopped around a pyramid | 57 |
| Petting zoos full of '80s video game characters? | 52 |
| 1970 Leon Uris book, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 58 |
| "Therefore, I have proven the existence of jalapeños!"? | 68 |
| Liner in "The Man With the Golden Gun," familiarly | 60 |
| Dynasty during which much of the Great Wall of China was built | 62 |
| Dynasty before the creation of the Republic of China | 52 |
| Abu ___ Bay, site of Horatio Nelson's naval victory, 1798 | 61 |
| Black and white square pattern read by camera phones | 52 |
| Powerful energy sources that surround supermassive black holes | 62 |
| D.C.'s historic Dumbarton Bridge is on it: abbr. | 52 |
| Donald Duck's title adventures, in a '90s Disney series | 63 |
| Attractions at the Thanksgiving parade in old Pennsylvania? | 59 |
| Musical instrument that throws Troy Aikman for a loss? | 54 |
| Sandwich consumed by Morgan Spurlock in February 2003 | 53 |
| Folks who bogart the entire Ben & Jerry's container? | 60 |
| Energy source that may be 2 trillion times as bright as the sun | 63 |
| Deliverer of the 1992 "Murphy Brown speech" | 53 |
| "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" speaker | 61 |
| City that was the site of three battles in the Seven Years' War | 67 |
| "We Will Rock You" band at the Grand Ole Opry? | 56 |
| Wildflower from which the cultivated carrot originated | 54 |
| 1998 and 2007 Oscar-nominated role for Cate Blanchett | 53 |
| Game show about an Algerian governor's search for his spouse? | 65 |
| "The Magic Flute" role with "the" | 53 |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "We Are the Champions"? | 67 |
| Band with the 1990 #9 hit "Silent Lucidity" | 53 |
| Unnamed activist in the credits of "Milk"? | 52 |
| Homophobic discount (or a Chelsea bistro's bagel topping?) | 62 |
| Song title words after "The future's not ours to see" | 67 |
| Artist's expression for "Such is life"? | 53 |
| 1998 animated film featuring the voice of Pierce Brosnan | 56 |
| Ask "Is this really diet soda?," for instance? | 56 |
| Wine enthusiast's "That's how it goes"? | 57 |
| Response to actress Bracco's "What's for brunch?"? | 68 |
| Brunch selection named for the region in which it originated | 60 |
| Baked dish made of eggs, cheese, cigarette butts and cocktails? | 63 |
| Graham Greene novel set in Saigon, with "The" | 55 |
| 2002 adaptation of a Graham Greene novel, with "The" | 62 |
| John Ford classic starring John Wayne (with "The") | 60 |
| Drink that came in chocolate, strawberry, and banana flavors | 60 |
| Diploma only slightly more difficult than Underwater Basket Weaving? | 68 |
| One of five children born at the same time, slangily | 52 |
| Agatha Christie's "The Mysterious Mr. ____" | 57 |
| Composer of the "Sanford and Son" theme song | 54 |
| Gambling bet that picks the top two finishers in a race | 55 |
| "Supergrain" used in some gluten-free recipes | 55 |