| He became the first major leaguer with 3,000 hits in 1914 | 57 |
| Sitcom that gives the backstory on getting to know a bug? | 57 |
| Impossibility of reconciling what is and what ought to be | 57 |
| Franz Liszt, e.g. / Didn't go straight, maybe [split] | 57 |
| "The Office" actor Steve made up of many parts? | 57 |
| Location of London's "Speakers' Corner" | 57 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" pitchman | 57 |
| David Lee Roth "Just a Gigolo (___ Got Nobody)" | 57 |
| " . . . mortal or immortal, here ___": Melville | 57 |
| Supermodel's request on "Wheel of Fortune"? | 57 |
| 2007 book subtitled "Confessions of the Killer" | 57 |
| "Shall ___?" ("Want me to continue?") | 57 |
| Guitarist Billy Corgan called "a piece of shit" | 57 |
| Manilow's ''___ It Through the Rain'' | 57 |
| Like the articles "a" and "an": Abbr. | 57 |
| Where to learn how to tolerate your spouse's parents? | 57 |
| Elegant but confusing way to present your job application | 57 |
| Prefix with "gram" for sharing shots on the weB | 57 |
| Commit a party foul that won't lead to another invite | 57 |
| John Cusack's co-star in "Say Anything ..." | 57 |
| Chemical connection that involves a transfer of electrons | 57 |
| Rodgers & Hammerstein's "All I Owe ___" | 57 |
| Host of public radio's "This American Life" | 57 |
| Pronouncement from one who can no longer hold up his end? | 57 |
| "Top o' the mornin' to ye," for example | 57 |
| Words after a rhetorical "Is this a good idea?" | 57 |
| "When the well ---, we know the worth of water" | 57 |
| Boney M. "___ Boat on the River/My Friend Jack" | 57 |
| " . . . but when ___, they are for war": Psalms | 57 |
| "From hell's heart, ___ at thee" (Melville) | 57 |
| Reggae hitmakers of the 1970s-1980s, with "The" | 57 |
| "___ thee, Kate, 'twas burnt . . . ": Shak. | 57 |
| The Rolling Stones' 'You Can Make -- You Try' | 57 |
| "Cut ___!" ("Full House" catchphrase) | 57 |
| Director of "Meatballs" and "Stripes" | 57 |
| "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves . . ." | 57 |
| Item you wouldn't touch things with, after inflation? | 57 |
| Enliven, as a crossword grid with previously dull letters | 57 |
| Single from the Smiths' "This Charming Man" | 57 |
| ___ Springfield (town eponym on "The Simpsons") | 57 |
| Priest known colloquially as "God's marine" | 57 |
| Park near Philly's City Hall, site of the LOVE statue | 57 |
| Orioles Hall-of-Fame pitcher who modeled Jockey underwear | 57 |
| First Indian American to be governor of an American state | 57 |
| Portrayer of one of the Ewing wives on "Dallas" | 57 |
| ___ Henry, triple gold-medal swimmer at the 2004 Olympics | 57 |
| First pope to have visited Constantinople while in office | 57 |
| He played Jack Tripper on "Three's Company" | 57 |
| Supposed ''Sic semper tyrannis!'' shouter | 57 |
| Filing option, or what can be found in four long answers? | 57 |
| Popular '70s-'80s game show, with "The" | 57 |
| Little cartoon character known for giving exploding gifts | 57 |
| Janis with the 1971 #1 hit "Me and Bobby McGee" | 57 |
| "Pore ___ Is Daid" ("Oklahoma!" song) | 57 |
| "Simon says pretend you're on a trampoline" | 57 |
| Start of a directive to a psychiatrist's receptionist | 57 |
| John Mark, false confessor in the JonBenét Ramsey case | 57 |
| Shakespearean play about a monarch who writes bad checks? | 57 |
| "Fish Magic" and "Twittering Machine" | 57 |
| "Fish Magic" and "They're Biting" | 57 |
| "What Time Is Love?" band, with "the" | 57 |
| Deadly snake with venom 16 times more potent than a cobra | 57 |
| It opened its first store in Winston-Salem, N.C., in 1937 | 57 |
| South African military hero for whom a gold rand is named | 57 |
| Body of water southeast of Switzerland's largest city | 57 |
| '70s-'80s NHLer known as "Lucky Pierre" | 57 |
| Musical award won by Gloria Estefan and José Feliciano | 57 |
| An Emmy winner for "Love Among the Ruins": 1975 | 57 |
| "Stride ___," "Anvil Chorus" follower | 57 |
| Archaeologist Louis + actress Farrah = job for a plumber? | 57 |
| "Friends" star's twin who rents apartments? | 57 |
| Baltimore Orioles player who led the A.L. in RBIs in 1976 | 57 |
| Reggae icon on Beastie Boys "Hello Nasty" album | 57 |
| Abandoned after falling into a swimming pool while drunk? | 57 |
| Storage areas for copies of the "April Theses"? | 57 |
| Frank's portrayer in the "Naked Gun" movies | 57 |
| "Do You Hear the People Sing?" musical, to fans | 57 |
| Demand from one who wants to board the merry-go-round (3) | 57 |
| Actor Sam of Broadway's "The Sunshine Boys" | 57 |
| What a West Point cadet will not do, per their honor code | 57 |
| ''Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'' options | 57 |
| Monomials with the same variable raised to the same power | 57 |
| Construction set invented by Frank Lloyd Wright's son | 57 |
| She played the title role in the sitcom "Alice" | 57 |
| 1860s novel that is the basis for this puzzle's theme | 57 |
| It's billed as "the national beer of Texas" | 57 |
| Cricket fielders positioned directly behind wicketkeepers | 57 |
| Singer with the 1992 album "Joshua Judges Ruth" | 57 |
| Collins/Tarkington book about winning a game of roulette? | 57 |
| Fictional manager of a "psychiatric help" booth | 57 |
| Element name derived from the Latin for "Paris" | 57 |
| What "you can't hide" per a 1975 Eagles hit | 57 |
| Former name of 'PBS NewsHour,' with 'The' | 57 |
| "Downton Abbey" co-star's tale of the gods? | 57 |
| Chicago strip (Greater North Michigan Avenue Association) | 57 |
| Trio of champagne salesmen in fur coats and hats? (music) | 57 |
| The rest of the U.S., to Hawaiians (with "the") | 57 |
| Well-endowed person who may sport a "third leg" | 57 |
| Best Actress nominee for "Ghana With the Wind"? | 57 |
| 1998 Leonardo DiCaprio adventure film, with 'The' | 57 |