| [here we go again] | 18 |
| [Heavens!] | 10 |
| [Headslap] | 10 |
| [Headdesk] | 10 |
| [Head desk] | 11 |
| [He's the idiot, not me] | 28 |
| [Ha!] | 5 |
| [Gulp] | 6 |
| [gulp!] | 7 |
| [Grumble, grumble, grumble] | 27 |
| [Grr-r-r] | 9 |
| [gross!] | 8 |
| [groan] | 7 |
| [Groan!] | 8 |
| [Green] | 7 |
| [Gotcha!] | 9 |
| [Goodness gracious!] | 20 |
| [Gone ... instantly!] | 21 |
| [Gone - just like that!] | 24 |
| [God, are they stupid or what?] | 31 |
| [Go to next pg.] | 16 |
| [Give me the worm! Give me the worm!] | 37 |
| [Giggle] | 8 |
| [Getting milked is sort of annoying, but I don't feel like running away] | 76 |
| [Get the joke?] | 15 |
| [Get me?] | 9 |
| [Gasp!] | 7 |
| [Gasp!?] | 8 |
| [Garnet, Milky, Sad] | 20 |
| [g-}] | 5 |
| [frog lands in pond] | 20 |
| [Forehead slap] | 15 |
| [For shame!] | 12 |
| [fizzle] | 8 |
| [Fit, Loaded, Sage] | 19 |
| [fist pump] | 11 |
| [Family, Toil, Crying] | 22 |
| [Facepalm] | 10 |
| [Facepalm!] | 11 |
| [Eye roll] | 10 |
| [expletive deleted] | 19 |
| [error left as is] | 18 |
| [Energy, economic, foreign] | 27 |
| [Dunno] | 7 |
| [Don't touch my food!] | 26 |
| [Don't make me bite you!] | 29 |
| [Don't do that!] | 20 |
| [Don't blame those spelling errors on me] | 45 |
| [DIAMOND] | 9 |
| [Damn, this is frustrating!] | 28 |
| [CROSS] | 7 |
| [Crossing my fingers] | 21 |
| [crosses fingers] | 17 |
| [continued on the other side] | 29 |
| [Continued on next page] | 24 |
| [Chuckle] | 9 |
| [Chocula, Basie, Dooku] | 23 |
| [Check later] | 13 |
| [Check back later]: Abbr. | 25 |
| [Check back later] | 18 |
| [Canada] | 8 |
| [Buyer beware] | 14 |
| [Brrr!] | 7 |
| [Brown, Crabbe, Keaton] | 23 |
| [Boy, am I in trouble now!] | 27 |
| [bor-r-ring!] | 13 |
| [Booooring...] | 14 |
| [Boo-hoo!] | 10 |
| [Bo-o-oring!] | 13 |
| [bo-o-o-ring!] | 14 |
| [Bo-o-o-oring!] | 15 |
| [Blue] | 6 |
| [Bloods, Hells Angels, Crips] | 29 |
| [blech!] | 8 |
| [Bleargh!] | 10 |
| [Bing, Quiets, Ogden] | 21 |
| [Been there, done that] | 23 |
| [Bam!] | 6 |
| [Bad call!] | 11 |
| [Back off!] | 11 |
| [Awful!] | 8 |
| [Attention, please] | 19 |
| [Attention, please ...] | 23 |
| [as written] | 12 |
| [as submitted] | 14 |
| [as printed] | 12 |
| [as per the original] | 21 |
| [as is] | 7 |
| [Arrest, Omit, Bun] | 19 |
| [Answered the alarm, now] | 25 |
| [And that's the end of my artsy movie] | 42 |
| [all of a sudden!] | 18 |
| [Air kiss] | 10 |
| [Ah, well] | 10 |
| [Ah, me] | 8 |
| [Acolyte, tennis player, waiter] | 32 |
| [::] [::] | 9 |
| [60] | 4 |
| [5] | 3 |
| [50] | 4 |