| Oakland-raised writer of "there is no there there" | 60 |
| "O Rare Ben Johnson" is engraved (in error) on one | 60 |
| Fifth-century pope who convinced Attila not to march on Rome | 60 |
| Unexpected affection, and an alternate title for this puzzle | 60 |
| Film technique used in the first "King Kong" movie | 60 |
| Noted German sculptor–wood carver: c.1440–1533 | 60 |
| Apostle believed by Catholics to be the first Bishop of Rome | 60 |
| Yellowish Italian liqueur whose name means "witch" | 60 |
| Canada's greatest amateur golfer, Marlene Stewart- _____ | 60 |
| Brew whose name is an article of clothing when read backward | 60 |
| Sportscaster Nahan with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | 60 |
| Name spelled out while singing "The Alphabet Song" | 60 |
| ___ Redman, hero of Stephen King's "The Stand" | 60 |
| Wilbur's whereabouts, in "Charlotte's Web" | 60 |
| Transport systems that begin each of the three theme answers | 60 |
| World capital, founded in 1538, formerly known as Chuquisaca | 60 |
| "Marsupial ___" (John Lithgow children's book) | 60 |
| No. 1 hit from the album "Everything's Archie" | 60 |
| Landlocked federal republic in central Europe, to the French | 60 |
| Phillipines body of water not named for the guy on Star Trek | 60 |
| Central heating unit (it's found in four themed answers) | 60 |
| Author referenced by Gordon Gekko in "Wall Street" | 60 |
| Event in which Picabo Street won her only Olympic gold medal | 60 |
| "Praise Citizens United! Praise Citizens United!"? | 60 |
| Barry's "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" costar | 60 |
| "The World of ___ Wong" (1957 Richard Mason novel) | 60 |
| Snack that comes in banana and devil's food cake flavors | 60 |
| Muppet whose short-lived cereal was called Cröonchy Stars | 60 |
| Jonathan and Alice's account of a pedestrian in a hurry? | 60 |
| Police operation seizing former loverÂ’s lurid photos (7) | 60 |
| What's being discussed in the National Enquirer or Globe | 60 |
| Fast food restaurant with the slogan "Live Más" | 60 |
| Suitor in Rossini's "L'Italiana in Algeri" | 60 |
| President whose father co-founded Yale's Skull and Bones | 60 |
| Third base coach's sign when the count is 3-0, typically | 60 |
| Top for one who says "Top o' the mornin'"? | 60 |
| It connects New York's Rockland and Westchester Counties | 60 |
| Second half of many annoyingly overenthusiastic portmanteaus | 60 |
| London home of Constables and Sargents, with "the" | 60 |
| Home of DalÃ's "Metamorphosis of Narcissus" | 60 |
| Locale of Picasso's "Nude Woman With Necklace" | 60 |
| ''We'll let you know,'' on a TV schedule | 60 |
| Classic car in the Beach Boys' "Fun, Fun, Fun" | 60 |
| "Father ___" (Irish sitcom starring Dermot Morgan) | 60 |
| Texas senator behind an "Abolish the IRS" movement | 60 |
| "The Anti-American Manifesto" political cartoonist | 60 |
| "Bill & ___ Excellent Adventure" (1989 comedy) | 60 |
| Huge fan of One Direction, e.g. (um, obvs, they r a.ma.zing) | 60 |
| "Smells Like ___ Spirit" (Nirvana's first hit) | 60 |
| Seven-year period in which some get lucky for the first time | 60 |
| Clap Your Hands Say Yeah has "Yellow Country" ones | 60 |
| Laurelin's partner in Tolkien's Two Trees of Valinor | 60 |
| What actually gets tapped with a hammer during a reflex test | 60 |
| "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" illustrator | 60 |
| Cream "Anyone for ___, wouldn't that be nice?" | 60 |
| Im-ho-___, Boris Karloff's role in "The Mummy" | 60 |
| Ben's girlfriend in ''Meet the Parents'' | 60 |
| "Young Frankenstein" costar of Cloris and Madeline | 60 |
| "Desperate Housewives" co-star of Eva and Felicity | 60 |
| Hart's longtime "Entertainment Tonight" cohost | 60 |
| "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" screenwriter Slessinger | 60 |
| Events during which it is inauspicious to eat duck or shrimp | 60 |
| Lun ___ (Tuptim's beloved in "The King and I") | 60 |
| Word with "imagine" or "don't touch" | 60 |
| Answer to "When do we start attacking the Nazis?"? | 60 |
| Proud parent's comment when Junior calculates 2 x 2 x 2? | 60 |
| Word with ''end'' or ''Who'' | 60 |
| Birthday that usually prompts "Over the Hill" gags | 60 |
| Appropriately named band with the 1984 hit "Drive" | 60 |
| Find contest's meta-answer by reading ___ of these clues | 60 |
| "Louie Louie" singers, and this puzzle's theme | 60 |
| 2006 romantic drama starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock | 60 |
| Carol sung by Arnold from "Diff'rent Strokes"? | 60 |
| Book featuring Humming-Fish in a pond full of Gluppity-Glupp | 60 |
| ___ Epstein, baseball V.I.P. known as "Boy Wonder" | 60 |
| 1970s film featuring Gregory Peck as an imperiled ambassador | 60 |
| Second of two groups that may come in handy for this puzzle? | 60 |
| Documentary about an online connection to a dieting website? | 60 |
| Early vehicle for Marisa Tomei, as an extra in a health club | 60 |
| 1977 Herbert Ross film with 11 Oscar nominations and no wins | 60 |
| Stephen King book about a guy who does nothing but complain? | 60 |
| First rock band whose members received Kennedy Center Honors | 60 |
| 1978 #1 hit for the Commodores (and this puzzle's title) | 60 |
| Criminal organization in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." | 60 |
| "Frailty, --- name is woman!" ("Hamlet") | 60 |
| Generally good advice, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 60 |
| Perennial whose flowers are typically orange with black dots | 60 |
| "Save the ___" (conservationists' catchphrase) | 60 |
| Things that are hard to walk on, and this puzzle's theme | 60 |
| Ginger portrayer (''Gilligan's Island'') | 60 |
| Shortstop in the poem "Baseball's Sad Lexicon" | 60 |
| What's needed if you're not feeling enough pressure? | 60 |
| "___ the mind that makes the body rich": Petruchio | 60 |
| Subject of a Clive Cussler best seller, with "the" | 60 |
| Store with the slogan "Never the same place twice" | 60 |
| It might be said when your folks go on about their sex lives | 60 |
| Literary question and homophonic inspiration for this puzzle | 60 |
| "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" singer Keith | 60 |
| Apartment complex super's note re cleaning up basements? | 60 |
| "If You Stub Your ___ the Moon" (Bing Crosby song) | 60 |