| "The Shooting of Dan ___" (Robert W. Service poem) | 60 |
| Figure in Canseco's steroids tell-all "Juiced" | 60 |
| Of an age when pork and mutton were pretty much all you ate? | 60 |
| Where to see signs that say "Drink intelligently"? | 60 |
| "Jeopardy!" creator who also wrote the theme music | 60 |
| "Excuse ___" ("Beg your pardon, mister") | 60 |
| German physician from whose name a spellbinding word evolved | 60 |
| Secretive hip-hop artist with "Live from Planet X" | 60 |
| ___ Entertainment (company that markets the Bratz doll line) | 60 |
| ___ Harker, heroine of "Bram Stoker's Dracula" | 60 |
| Outfielder Minnie who played professionally in seven decades | 60 |
| 1950s-'60s left fielder selected for nine All-Star Games | 60 |
| "Blue II" and "Harlequin's Carnival" | 60 |
| "Most Difficult Woman" pageant winner's title? | 60 |
| Ookla the ___ ("Thundarr the Barbarian" character) | 60 |
| Classic jazz composition by Duke Ellington and Barney Bigard | 60 |
| "Nights in White Satin" band, with "the" | 60 |
| Catchphrase spawned by Christopher Walken on "SNL" | 60 |
| Musical legend celebrating it's 50th anniversary in 2009 | 60 |
| Nickname of the household head on TV's "Hazel" | 60 |
| Title character who wrote in a diary at the end of each show | 60 |
| Hit from the 1983 platinum album "Kilroy Was Here" | 60 |
| Palindromic thought about preparing to pay down massive debt | 60 |
| Extreme "___ (Don't Wanna Go to School Today)" | 60 |
| Conductor Riccardo's discussion of certain reward money? | 60 |
| Villainous laugh added to Oxford Dictionaries Online in 2012 | 60 |
| John Coltrane ballad named after his wife (anagram of MANIA) | 60 |
| Algonquian people from the Delaware and Chesapeake Bay areas | 60 |
| "Buon ___" ("Merry Christmas," in Italy) | 60 |
| Franz Liebkind is a retired one in "The Producers" | 60 |
| "Faint heart ___" (old saying quoted by Cervantes) | 60 |
| 1994 sci-fi TV movie starring Stephen Baldwin and Lisa Bonet | 60 |
| Q: See title A: "None of your #$%@& business!" | 60 |
| Amnesty International and Teach for America, for two (abbr.) | 60 |
| She played Detective Sasha Monroe on "Third Watch" | 60 |
| Jazz great with the album "High Priestess of Soul" | 60 |
| "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" boy band, initially | 60 |
| "___ of kindness, however small, is wasted": Aesop | 60 |
| Response to the query "Does Ms. Garbo fist-bump?"? | 60 |
| "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" Tony winner ___ Leo Butz | 60 |
| Military haircut that doesn't leave a mark on the scalp? | 60 |
| Organization nickname that plays off the group's secrecy | 60 |
| Chris ___, player of Mr. Big on "Sex and the City" | 60 |
| Theory of a Deadman "Scars & Souvenirs" single | 60 |
| Dismaying realization at a bank that's just been robbed? | 60 |
| "I wouldn't click on this link now," initially | 60 |
| Island's PC hookup with Turing Test beating software (5) | 60 |
| First character to say "May the Force be with you" | 60 |
| 19th century Dublin mayor known as "The Liberator" | 60 |
| Basketball violation or, with a comma, "repulsive" | 60 |
| "Ah, I didn't know what you were referring to" | 60 |
| Band that hit YouTube with the treadmill-choreographed video | 60 |
| Where Merlin is imprisoned in "Idylls of the King" | 60 |
| Formation of words like "buzz" or "hiss" | 60 |
| "We're finally __ own": "Ohio" lyric | 60 |
| "...get your woman ___" (from a Coolio dance song) | 60 |
| Dutch astronomer who found the first evidence of dark matter | 60 |
| "Look'd he or red or pale, ___ . . . ?": Shak. | 60 |
| " . . . ___ should grow too fond of it": R. E. Lee | 60 |
| " . . . east ___/The Phoenix builds . . . ": Carew | 60 |
| Native American tribe members living in Ontario and Michigan | 60 |
| ...a factory store's employees frequenting a sleazy pub? | 60 |
| Composer of "The Barber of Seville" before Rossini | 60 |
| Band with the 1974 #1 hit "The Night Chicago Died" | 60 |
| Comedian who voiced the lead role in "Ratatouille" | 60 |
| He didn't really cry "The British are coming!" | 60 |
| Beer drunk by Eastwood in "Gran Torino," for short | 60 |
| Katniss's fellow tribute in "The Hunger Games" | 60 |
| Former Finnish coin that sounds like an American copper coin | 60 |
| It "never won any battle," according to Eisenhower | 60 |
| Ballplayer closely followed by a U.S. President's mother | 60 |
| "I won't grow up" proclaimer in a classic tale | 60 |
| Like the movies "10,000 B.C." and "2012" | 60 |
| "Charlotte's Web" and "Animal Farm"? | 60 |
| Post-punk band with members of the Clash and the Sex Pistols | 60 |
| World's largest user of cheese, according to its website | 60 |
| Paid endorsement, in slang, and an apt title for this puzzle | 60 |
| Headline about an online program that got squatters evicted? | 60 |
| Anakin Skywalker flew one in "Star Wars Episode I" | 60 |
| Driver in the most favorable position at the start of a race | 60 |
| Mail service made obsolete by the transcontinental telegraph | 60 |
| Former Treasury secretary who couldn't keep to a budget? | 60 |
| Habit of giving your word to everybody but never keeping it? | 60 |
| Whence the line "A soft answer turneth away wrath" | 60 |
| "Larry says, 'Nah, it just needs ___' ..." | 60 |
| Turbaned attendant in the movie version of "Annie" | 60 |
| Rudely removed Lurch from the "Addams Family" set? | 60 |
| It's often given by business suppliers for bulk ordering | 60 |
| 1606 play of the Shakespeare apocrypha, with "The" | 60 |
| Heads of Olympic Games in a Mongolian tent for breakfast (6) | 60 |
| Throwing one's weight around, in international relations | 60 |
| Liner in "The Man With the Golden Gun," familiarly | 60 |
| Folks who bogart the entire Ben & Jerry's container? | 60 |
| Brunch selection named for the region in which it originated | 60 |
| John Ford classic starring John Wayne (with "The") | 60 |
| Drink that came in chocolate, strawberry, and banana flavors | 60 |
| Former New York City attraction with a revolving dance floor | 60 |
| Best Actress winner for "The Great Ziegfeld," 1936 | 60 |
| Anise-flavored apéritif popular in Turkey and the Balkans | 60 |
| Beware! (if you're a mediator trying to forestall a war) | 60 |