| Classic American Chinese pork dish | 34 |
| Lectured about the value of virtue | 34 |
| Wiser from an ethical perspective? | 34 |
| Maine travel agency's come-on? | 34 |
| "Chloe" songwriter: 1927 | 34 |
| 1975-76 National League M.V.P. Joe | 34 |
| "You Oughta Know" singer | 34 |
| "The Time Machine" beast | 34 |
| Antoinette after hearing her fate? | 34 |
| Predicament experienced by humans? | 34 |
| "The Addams Family" role | 34 |
| Comedian known for political humor | 34 |
| ''16 Blocks'' star | 34 |
| Country with the tastiest cuisine? | 34 |
| Beginning of a healthy observation | 34 |
| "Et tu, Brute," expanded | 34 |
| "Creatures" ___ in White | 34 |
| Unwelcome fridge sight, in England | 34 |
| Word in a Nicole Kidman film title | 34 |
| Image on the Armenian coat of arms | 34 |
| Far Eastern pilgrimage destination | 34 |
| Emulated O'Neill's Electra | 34 |
| Result of chewing on a pool table? | 34 |
| "A ___ Feast": Hemingway | 34 |
| Got serious with a girlfriend, say | 34 |
| DONNER (popular variant of Donder) | 34 |
| 1998 French Open winner Carlos ___ | 34 |
| "___ Mrs." (comic strip) | 34 |
| Visual gag character of British TV | 34 |
| Victim called Dr. Black in Britain | 34 |
| 1968 Ray Stevens hit about working | 34 |
| 2007 title role for Dustin Hoffman | 34 |
| Title for a South American mensch? | 34 |
| Ancient Greek sculptor of athletes | 34 |
| Thug living next to humorist Will? | 34 |
| Keitel in "Pulp Fiction" | 34 |
| Big newspapers and magazines, etc. | 34 |
| Prepare for an abbreviated attack? | 34 |
| Yosemite's second-highest peak | 34 |
| Former "TRL" hosts, e.g. | 34 |
| It may be stocked in a coffee shop | 34 |
| Made faces in a photo booth, maybe | 34 |
| A grotesquerie from a horror show! | 34 |
| Frankie Laine chart-topper of 1949 | 34 |
| Billy of "Lost in Space" | 34 |
| "Sic transit gloria ___" | 34 |
| 'Nobody gets away with it' | 34 |
| Place for band practice, at school | 34 |
| Prevent a pack animal from biting? | 34 |
| Broadway musical about Judge Judy? | 34 |
| "...or I'll eat ___" | 34 |
| "... I hang --- is home" | 34 |
| "You're pulling ___" | 34 |
| Interpreter of religious doctrines | 34 |
| Kids' lunchroom fare, at times | 34 |
| Welcome words when a check arrives | 34 |
| Chauncey Olcott classic since 1899 | 34 |
| Painter in Sérusier's group | 34 |
| Wealthy women cover up a shilling? | 34 |
| Politico Ralph's fishing gear? | 34 |
| "Octomom" Suleman et al. | 34 |
| Hand model's paramount concern | 34 |
| Tool that may be hit with a hammer | 34 |
| Coltrane ballad named for his wife | 34 |
| Film about a smooth-legged fellow? | 34 |
| Break at "Oh! Calcutta!" | 34 |
| Big inits. in paperback publishing | 34 |
| Like Eastwood in three Leone films | 34 |
| What "Jr." often implies | 34 |
| Durable garments of Chinese cotton | 34 |
| Source of overcompensating bravado | 34 |
| Self-loving mythological character | 34 |
| Former U.A.R. president and family | 34 |
| Ante-bellum architecture showplace | 34 |
| "G-Funk Classics" rapper | 34 |
| Chinese, Haitians and Cubans, e.g. | 34 |
| Longest-running American humor mag | 34 |
| Bryce Harper and Stephen Strasburg | 34 |
| Kinder, gentler Oliver Stone film? | 34 |
| It's used to make carbon black | 34 |
| Historical kingdom in the Pyrenees | 34 |
| Job of a Global Positioning System | 34 |
| "Zero Dark Thirty" group | 34 |
| Honorary Muslim title in old India | 34 |
| Extra in "The Producers" | 34 |
| Covered wagon next to Chimney Rock | 34 |
| Sports league-backed cable network | 34 |
| Richard Wright's autobiography | 34 |
| They're often busted mid-March | 34 |
| Close to its face value, as a bond | 34 |
| Comment from a handwriting teacher | 34 |
| 1982 Springsteen album title state | 34 |
| Cloudlike patches in the night sky | 34 |
| Phonograph part in the iTunes era? | 34 |
| Dwarfish native of the Philippines | 34 |
| This gives Paris a white Christmas | 34 |
| Corin of "Stargate SG-1" | 34 |
| Some stuffed fish toys from Disney | 34 |
| Latter part of the Tertiary period | 34 |
| Modern film genre with dark themes | 34 |