| Product that can be ordered by calling 1-800-ABCDEFG | 52 |
| Basketball scoring attempts that are difficult to block | 55 |
| Alexander Pope phrase appropriate to the start of a sports season | 65 |
| Book with the words "Fish in a tree. How can that be?" | 64 |
| Pay you receive as you're frogmarched out the door? | 55 |
| "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" novelist | 55 |
| "___ Satires & Epistles" (classical Roman work) | 61 |
| Receptacle for part of a soul, in the Harry Potter books | 56 |
| English novelist Nick who wrote "About a Boy" | 55 |
| "The Green ___" ('60s superhero TV show) | 54 |
| Robert of the Spurs, known as "Big Shot Rob" (5) | 58 |
| Transportation in Disneyland's Main Street, U.S.A. | 54 |
| Anagrammy-winning song about Mr. Ed going bald? (with "A") | 68 |
| Source material for Broadway's "Seussical" | 56 |
| Seuss book where the main character listens to noodle soup? | 59 |
| Breakfast in bed, say, that's almost always eaten in disgust | 64 |
| Greeting at the door, serving the hors d'oeuvres, etc. | 58 |
| Third baseman's domain, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 65 |
| Richard Roeper's #1 pick in his Best Movies of 2004 list | 60 |
| Frigid planet in "The Empire Strikes Back" | 52 |
| Repetitive band with the 2003 hit "Bandages" | 54 |
| Self-destructive-but-weirdly-more-appealing-for-it type | 55 |
| Frank Zappa album featuring "Willie the Pimp" | 55 |
| 1972 hit for Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen | 54 |
| Attractive actor Bridges of "Diff'rent Strokes"? | 62 |
| Dancer Julianne of "Dancing with the Stars" | 53 |
| Two-time "Dancing with the Stars" winner Julianne | 59 |
| Two-time "Dancing With the Stars" co-winner Julianne | 62 |
| "The ___ upon us" ("Now's the time") | 60 |
| Mrs. Norris in the "Harry Potter" books, e.g. | 55 |
| Hugh Laurie show given in response to a trivia question? | 56 |
| Hockey penalty for members of the Committee on Ways & Means? | 64 |
| Wetland that rents living spaces to crocodiles and dragonflies? | 63 |
| Ornithologist's request on "Wheel of Fortune"? | 60 |
| Film in which Moe, Shemp and Curly show their flexibility? | 58 |
| "Frost/Nixon" director's copy of a Graham Greene novel? | 69 |
| Thurston or Lovey of "Gilligan's Island" | 54 |
| Sitcom that gives the backstory on getting to know a bug? | 57 |
| Exclamation that might be punctuated "??!?" | 53 |
| "Where should we catch crawfish?" reply, perhaps? | 59 |
| "___ you?" ("What's doin'?") | 56 |
| Disease that makes you say "aww" all the time? | 56 |
| " . . . ___ played the game": Grantland Rice | 54 |
| ___ Nerys ("Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" character) | 60 |
| Swiss surrealist who did set design on “Alien” | 54 |
| Onetime presidential candidate on the Forbes 400 list | 53 |
| Title puppet dragon of '60s-'70s kids' TV | 53 |
| It's hammered through a certain good luck charm into a hoof | 63 |
| "Ok, this is what's wrong with your idea..." | 58 |
| Grp. whose South Region's 2011 annual meeting is in the Big Easy | 68 |
| Book in which the destruction of Samaria is foreseen | 52 |
| R&B group with the 1993 hit "Knockin' Da Boots" | 65 |
| U.R.L. opener indicating an additional layer of encryption | 58 |
| "Green Mansions" novelist William Henry _____ | 55 |
| "...and because of that, we're headed for ___" | 60 |
| Comet partially discovered by the guy who wrote about Quasimodo? | 64 |
| Wrestler once called the "Irresistible Force" | 55 |
| The fifth (of seven!) single off "Thriller" | 53 |
| "The fair's toughest man alive" (New York City, 1939) | 67 |
| Literary character with the same first and last name | 52 |
| Self-praise couched in self-deprecation, in modern lingo | 56 |
| German naturalist for whom an ocean current is named | 52 |
| Impossibility of reconciling what is and what ought to be | 57 |
| Catchy song parts heard on "Name That Tune"? | 54 |
| Franz Liszt, e.g. / Didn't go straight, maybe [split] | 57 |
| With "The," Tom Clancy novel, after a pregnant pause? | 63 |
| It's said to be the world's fastest field sport | 55 |
| "I'm all ears," said the corn farmer ___ | 54 |
| Film with Newman as pool shark, with "The" | 52 |
| Republican who won Bentsen's vacated Senate seat | 52 |
| "The Office" actor Steve made up of many parts? | 57 |
| London area where you'll find Speakers' Corner | 54 |
| Location of London's "Speakers' Corner" | 57 |
| "Element #1 Gives Atrocious Performance on Broadway!" | 63 |
| "Legend of Zelda" character, over-caffeinated | 55 |
| Hard work turning gold sphere around in country estate (6,5) | 60 |
| Annoying bureaucratic procedures predate changes (3,4) | 54 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" speaker | 56 |
| "If you can find a better car, buy it" pitchman | 57 |
| José Ferrer, Laurence Olivier and Kenneth Branagh, among others | 66 |
| "Othello" villain and "Aladdin" parrot | 58 |
| "___ to kill you" ("Sling Blade" line) | 58 |
| David Lee Roth "Just a Gigolo (___ Got Nobody)" | 57 |
| Play for which Julie Harris won the 1952 Tony for Best Actress | 62 |
| 1951 John Van Druten play that later inspired "Cabaret" | 65 |
| Stephen Colbert bestseller subtitled "(And So Can You!)" | 66 |
| 2007 satirical best seller subtitled "And So Can You!" | 64 |
| 1966 hit from the album "Sounds of Silence" | 53 |
| '60s hit that ends "an island never cries" | 56 |
| Guided by Voices song from "Mag Earwhig!" (4) | 55 |
| Enthusiastic response to "Who's ready for ice cream?" | 67 |
| "Great and powerful" wizard's introduction | 56 |
| Nervous sentiment after wrecking the parents' car | 53 |
| "OMG, my parents are gonna ground me for a million years!" | 68 |
| First #1 Billboard hit by an Australian artist (1972) | 53 |
| Rastafarian phrase expressing oneness between God and humanity | 62 |
| British actor nicknamed "Serena" after his knighthood | 63 |
| Australian swimmer who won golds at the 2000 and 2004 Olympics | 62 |
| "Ten thousand saw ___ a glance": Wordsworth | 53 |
| "Why Must ___ Teenager" (Red Hot Chili Peppers song) | 62 |