Crosswordsonline - Questions

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Bombeck who wrote "If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?"	89
Minimum number of times each letter of the alphabet appears in this puzzle's solution	89
"___ to Be ... You and Me" (1972 Marlo Thomas gender stereotype-fighting album)	89
Magazine whose debut issue featured a cover photo of Cindy Crawford dressed as Washington	89
Word with ''boat,'' ''fire'' or ''smith''	89
''... slithy toves did ___ and gimble'' (''Jabberwocky'')	89
"Thou shouldst not have been old till thou __ been wise": "King Lear"	89
"An old silent pond / A frog jumps into the pond / Splash! Silence again," e.g.	89
Source of the line "They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind"	89
Standard that begins "When we are dancing / And you're dangerously near me"	89
"My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life" speaker	89
Girl who's the "you" in the lyric "I'll see you in my dreams"	89
Artist Krasner, for whose portrayal Marcia Gay Harden won an Oscar in "Pollock"	89
Pink Floyd hit with the lyric "Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash"	89
1,000 in the phrase "No, no a thousand times no!" is an example of a ___ number	89
It's derived from the French word "hautbois," meaning "high wood"	89
"Justitia ___" (District of Columbia motto meaning "Justice for all")	89
Winfrey who said "I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes"	89
Brother of Dori and Nori, in "The Hobbit: This Should Have Been Just One Movie"	89
"Catch-22" character who "hasn't got brains enough to be unhappy"	89
"Now is the winter of ___ discontent" (opening line of "Richard III")	89
City of northern Spain featured in Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"	89
California city that was the longtime host of the World's Wristwrestling Championship	89
Swedish soccer player Sundhage who coached the U.S. women's team to two Olympic golds	89
Browning work "__ Passes," source of "All's right with the world"	89
Vehicle that will fly into a mountain if you switch your phone on below cruising altitude	89
Doctor's self-employment, and a hint to the starts of the five longest across answers	89
Shakespeare character who asks "To whose hands have you sent the lunatic king?"	89
Word that can be inserted in "mound" to make a synonym for "stagnant"	89
Sigur ___ (Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a fictional language called Hopelandic)	89
Org. that replaced the "Drunk Driving" part of its acronym in the late '90s	89
Guardian headline about the decline of a North London street? (The Beatles / The Ramones)	89
Cheating euchre player in Bret Harte's "Plain Language From Truthful James"	89
DESIGNER: "But I'm innocent!" LIEUT: "Maybe so, but we have ___."	89
The zoo's masseuse had to rub the back of one of the gorilla's necks whenever ___	89
Ali G asked him, "Has journalists ever put out tomorrow's news by mistake?"	89
Indie rock band whose "The Suburbs" was the Grammys' 2010 Album of the Year	89
What the disappointed fan said after Rome's first emperor sang "Yesterday"?	89
Item of clothing named for the site of a disastrous British military action of 10/25/1854	89
Family that first appeared in the 1962 children's book "The Big Honey Hunt"	89
"He's looking for an opening, but she's doing a tremendous job of ___!"	89
Leader of Husker Du whose "Dog On Fire" became the "Daily Show" theme	89
Stars of "The Breakfast Club" and "St. Elmo's Fire," collectively	89
With "The," 1985 coming-of-age comedy-drama featuring the "Brat Pack"	89
What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like "The Man in Black"?	89
"No, I don't think 'virgin wool' means that the sheep was ___, ___"	89
"Jacques, I rate your face a perfect score, but your butt is trÃ¨s mediocre!"	89
Group cannibals don't eat "because they taste funny," according to the joke	89
Beginning of labor, and, in another sense, the beginning of each answer to a starred clue	89
"Say hello to friends you know and __": ". . . Holly Jolly Christmas"	89
Company whose founder first proposed the business concept in a college paper, earning a C	89
Worst team's privilege in next year's draft or, with a comma, "premium"	89
Band whose frontman passes through the audience in a plastic bubble, with "The"	89
Q: "What do you see lots of at Jerry's family reunions?" A: "___"	89
If one were to ___, one would discover that they have 8 million articles in 253 languages	89
It's easy to do if you're hungry, hard if it's late and the shops have closed	89
"The ___ and Other Recent Discoveries About Human Sexuality" (1982 best seller)	89
1962 chart topper whose title subject "doesn't do what everybody else does"	89
Words from Pope's "An Essay on Man" (1940, 1942-43, 1960-62, 1965-68, 1978)	89
The genie studies it for a while and finally says, "This is impossible. So ..."	89
"So why on earth should ___ ..." (line from "A Hard Day's Night")	89
"When __ she comes to me with a thousand smiles": "Little Wing" lyric	89
Part of the earth whose temperature Al Gore claims is "several million degrees"	89
Comic actor George who was nicknamed "Toastmaster General of the United States"	89
"I only spend these quarters on video games that involving drawing partitions"?	89
Blanche __, pseudonymous author of the 1983 best-seller "Truly Tasteless Jokes"	89
...while Henry Gibson presented satirical poetry on the 1960s comedy show "___"	89
Best-selling novelist who wrote the children's poetry volume "Father Goose"	89
So-called explanation for an athlete's off-year after appearing on a video game cover	89
Early punk rock band with the song "Never Been in a Riot," with "the"	89
"This is Spinal Tap" star who played Lenny on "Laverne & Shirley"	89
Mixed drink #1: A friar's riding sport (vodka, cranberry juice, triple sec, and lime)	89
Something to "call me" per an old song ... or a hint to this puzzle's theme	89
Physical principle whose equation explains the changes in this puzzle's theme entries	89
___ One (political idea-sharing .org site with the slogan "You Set the Agenda")	89
There are ones named after all the men featured on current U.S. banknotes except Hamilton	89
Noises you're guaranteed to hear after opting out of the naked body scanner machines?	89
First of 12 popes (just put the Roman numeral in now and get the name from the crossings)	89
Symphonic ode to a nation by Elgar that includes quotations from "Warszawianka"	89
Art punk band whose members appear as tophat-wearing giant eyeballs, with "The"	89
Actor who played Hamlet in a 1964 production deliberately staged to look like a rehearsal	89
You might get them for having seen an Arcade Fire show before they were signed to a label	89
"And I've got one, two, three, four, five ___ working overtime" (XTC lyric)	89
Band that will change your life, according to Natalie Portman in "Garden State"	89
His only line in "Clerks" ends in "Most of 'em just cheat on you"	89
Broadway composer Matthew who was nominated for a Tony for "The Wedding Singer"	89
Pseudonymous surname used by a director who doesn't want to be associated with a film	89
Mock rock band with the albums "Smell The Glove" and "Shark Sandwich"	89
Commercial interruptions literally found in this puzzle's three other longest answers	89
Word with ''forward,'' ''up'' or ''back''	89
Chemical element #38 (also part of the name of a pre-Police Sting/Stewart Copeland band)	89
Word that could mean Â“not entirely disobedientÂ” or Â“headed for the metroÂ”	89
Summer blazer, which can come before the starts of this puzzle's four longest answers	89
Really, really integral baseball stats (or a hair stylist ad interrupted by a cookie ad)?	89
It's easy to do with the right connections, hard if you can't find a good hotspot	89
Velvet Underground song ranked#335 on Rolling Stones's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time	89
Some graffiti signatures (which were used to form this puzzle's four longest answers)	89
Waning ... or a hint to what is found by circling all the T's in the completed puzzle	89
Southern Florida "trail" that's a portmanteau of the two cities it connects	89
"I found a ___, which blended into the beige, but no way am I going to eat it."	89