| Japanese colonel in "The Bridge on the River Kwai" | 60 |
| Language in which "talofa" means "hello" | 60 |
| The Donald's first wife, after being canonized in Spain? | 60 |
| ''Teach not thy lip such ___'' (Shakespeare) | 60 |
| ACTOR IN "PATRIOT GAMES" AND "GOLDENEYE" | 60 |
| What to "Come see the softer side of," in a slogan | 60 |
| Junior __, linebacker voted to the NFL 1990s All-Decade Team | 60 |
| Traditional gift-giver who's a bit addled in this puzzle | 60 |
| Home of Arizona's "Jazz on the Rocks" festival | 60 |
| "Thou __ how sloth wastes the sluggish body": Ovid | 60 |
| Watch with the old slogan "Modern Masters of Time" | 60 |
| Tone of the Kansas sequences in "The Wizard of Oz" | 60 |
| ". . . ___, whatever will be, will be" (Day lyric) | 60 |
| Word sung twice before "whatever will be, will be" | 60 |
| Word repeated in the title of Doris Day's signature song | 60 |
| Tom ___ ("Mystery Science Theater 3000" character) | 60 |
| Words with "precedent" or "good example" | 60 |
| Words with "world record" or "precedent" | 60 |
| Mr. Pecksniff in Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit" | 60 |
| Syllable before "boom" in a classic Crew-Cuts song | 60 |
| Michael who won a Pulitzer for "The Killer Angels" | 60 |
| 1974 top 10 Al Green hit subtitled "Make Me Happy" | 60 |
| Word after "crying" and before "on you!" | 60 |
| 2013 B-Horror movie with the tagline "Enough said" | 60 |
| "___ Loves You" (1964 chart-topper by the Beatles) | 60 |
| Repeated words, alternately with and without "not" | 60 |
| "___ Woman" (flip side to "I Feel Fine") | 60 |
| "The Office" line: "That's what ___" | 60 |
| Home of "Weeds" and "Bullshit!," briefly | 60 |
| Faulty cobbling for jockey, philosopher, runner and TV actor | 60 |
| ''No respect,'' for Rodney Dangerfield, e.g. | 60 |
| Actress Elisabeth who played herself in "Hamlet 2" | 60 |
| Start for ''bar'' or ''car'' | 60 |
| Elvis's "Can't Help Falling In Love," e.g. | 60 |
| First name of literature's "Weaver of Raveloe" | 60 |
| AnÃbal Cavaco ___, Portuguese president beginning in 2006 | 60 |
| Hit computer game with the original working title Micropolis | 60 |
| "If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer" confessor | 60 |
| Game that spawned "The Urbz," with "The" | 60 |
| What the priest yells when someone faints during confession? | 60 |
| "Few love to hear the ___ they love to act": Shak. | 60 |
| Shit That ___ Says (tumblr about a piece of iPhone software) | 60 |
| Mexican's emphatic answer to 'Were you napping'? | 60 |
| Lead single from The Smashing Pumpkins' "Gish" | 60 |
| Oleandrin, anthrax, botulin, snake venom and a dozen others? | 60 |
| Maximum number of marbles at play in a Chinese checkers game | 60 |
| Barely mention, as something one doesn't want to discuss | 60 |
| "The Baroness Redecorates" singer-songwriter Sarah | 60 |
| "___-Tite" (song from "The Pajama Game") | 60 |
| J. Preston ___, hypocrite in "Little Orphan Annie" | 60 |
| "The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit" novelist Wilson | 60 |
| Exterminate the bugs in Arthur Sulzberger, Jr.'s office? | 60 |
| Portrayer of Congressman Santos on "The West Wing" | 60 |
| What you get when you put a lit cigar in a glass of Bacardi? | 60 |
| Carroll critter that "always looks grave at a pun" | 60 |
| Youngest golfer to shoot his age (67) in a P.G.A. Tour event | 60 |
| Mortimer who was asked "How can you be so stupid?" | 60 |
| "He who meanly admires mean things," per Thackeray | 60 |
| 1991 comedy with a behind-the-scenes look at a daytime drama | 60 |
| 1932 Barbara Stanwyck film based on a Pulitzer-winning novel | 60 |
| Like the ''c'' in ''cement'' | 60 |
| "Each week I deliver a ___ to the congregation..." | 60 |
| One way to describe Pinocchio's relationship to Geppetto | 60 |
| Archaeologist David who found the lost Roman city of Kourion | 60 |
| "I'll send an ___ to the world" (Police lyric) | 60 |
| "I thought ___!" ("My feeling exactly!") | 60 |
| Simon & Garfunkel's first hit (with "The") | 60 |
| James of "Boston Legal" and "The Office" | 60 |
| Musical based on "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" | 60 |
| "You don't ___ into the wind" (Jim Croce line) | 60 |
| Realizations that changes are needed, in modern-day parlance | 60 |
| Suffix meaning "city" in some European place names | 60 |
| What this puzzle's central phenomenon may have once been | 60 |
| Patrick's last name on "SpongeBob SquarePants" | 60 |
| Not jump in too eagerly/Where the best sales promoter shops? | 60 |
| Premium movie channel that dropped its "!" in 2005 | 60 |
| "Woke up this morning, had them ___ blues" Allmans | 60 |
| "___ Heat" (song from "The Pajama Game") | 60 |
| Wallace ___, Pulitzer winner for "Angle of Repose" | 60 |
| Oakland-raised writer of "there is no there there" | 60 |
| "O Rare Ben Johnson" is engraved (in error) on one | 60 |
| Fifth-century pope who convinced Attila not to march on Rome | 60 |
| Unexpected affection, and an alternate title for this puzzle | 60 |
| Film technique used in the first "King Kong" movie | 60 |
| Noted German sculptor–wood carver: c.1440–1533 | 60 |
| Apostle believed by Catholics to be the first Bishop of Rome | 60 |
| Yellowish Italian liqueur whose name means "witch" | 60 |
| Canada's greatest amateur golfer, Marlene Stewart- _____ | 60 |
| Brew whose name is an article of clothing when read backward | 60 |
| Sportscaster Nahan with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame | 60 |
| Name spelled out while singing "The Alphabet Song" | 60 |
| ___ Redman, hero of Stephen King's "The Stand" | 60 |
| Wilbur's whereabouts, in "Charlotte's Web" | 60 |
| Transport systems that begin each of the three theme answers | 60 |
| World capital, founded in 1538, formerly known as Chuquisaca | 60 |
| "Marsupial ___" (John Lithgow children's book) | 60 |
| No. 1 hit from the album "Everything's Archie" | 60 |
| Landlocked federal republic in central Europe, to the French | 60 |
| Phillipines body of water not named for the guy on Star Trek | 60 |
| Central heating unit (it's found in four themed answers) | 60 |