| Thing that's adjustable in some bathrooms? | 46 |
| Thing that'll deter someone from taking a ride | 50 |
| Thing that won't go off without a hitch? | 44 |
| Thing that sucks, informally | 28 |
| Thing that shrinks when inflated? | 33 |
| Thing that Sgt. Friday requested | 32 |
| Thing that reduces | 18 |
| Thing that often has branches | 29 |
| Thing that might sprout from a French bean? | 43 |
| Thing that might have a needle | 30 |
| Thing that might decay | 22 |
| Thing that might come with a cum laude notation | 47 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| Thing that might be shrunken or swelled | 39 |
| Thing that might be contracted by unions?: Abbr. | 48 |
| Thing that may stick in a fur coat | 34 |
| Thing that may break people up | 30 |
| Thing that may be streamed | 26 |
| Thing that may be penciled in | 29 |
| Thing that may be lent or bent | 30 |
| Thing that may appear to be symmetrical but isn't ... like this puzzle's grid | 85 |
| Thing that many people break into | 33 |
| Thing that makes fat fast? | 26 |
| Thing that keeps track of the beat?: Abbr. | 42 |
| Thing that is always charged | 28 |
| Thing that hones a snake's skills? | 38 |
| Thing that holds your TV up by the fingertips? | 46 |
| Thing that helps your motor cycle | 33 |
| Thing that has pieces made of bits? | 35 |
| Thing that goes bang - and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 60 |
| Thing that gives directions | 27 |
| Thing that gets socked? | 23 |
| Thing that endures | 18 |
| Thing that doesn't go off without a hitch? | 46 |
| Thing that displays guns | 24 |
| Thing that conceals | 19 |
| Thing that comes to those who wait | 34 |
| Thing that can destroy one's budget | 39 |
| Thing that can be very sticky? | 30 |
| Thing that begins gradually? | 28 |
| Thing that attacked a Hawaiian city? | 36 |
| Thing that a second-story man might use to break into a house? | 62 |
| Thing that "bandy" describes | 38 |
| Thing taught in obedience school | 32 |
| Thing taken to a slip | 21 |
| Thing taken from someone's book | 35 |
| Thing taken for granted | 23 |
| Thing taken at an inauguration | 30 |
| Thing swung on a court | 22 |
| Thing surrounded by cilia | 25 |
| Thing submitted to an insurance company | 39 |
| Thing studied by a helminthologist | 34 |
| Thing students are generally unhappy to be given | 48 |
| Thing stuck under a desk, often | 31 |
| Thing struck, then held | 23 |
| Thing spun by a spider | 22 |
| Thing spread in bed: Abbr. [get the 2013 rate - subscribe to avxwords.com today] | 80 |
| Thing spotted by padiddle players | 33 |
| Thing spewed in some mail | 25 |
| Thing sometimes given or caught | 31 |
| Thing sometimes dropped | 23 |
| Thing sold in half sizes | 24 |
| Thing sliding down an aisle? | 28 |
| Thing shot in skeet shooting | 28 |
| Thing shaped like Earth | 23 |
| Thing settled in a bar | 22 |
| Thing sent to Santa | 19 |
| Thing seen on every episode of "60 Minutes" | 53 |
| Thing seen on a lab slide | 25 |
| Thing secured with a post | 25 |
| Thing rolled in a classroom | 27 |
| Thing requested in the Lord's Prayer | 40 |
| Thing removed from shrimp | 25 |
| Thing remembered at San Jacinto | 31 |
| Thing relied on for help | 24 |
| Thing recognised by the nose | 28 |
| Thing pushed during a crisis, so to speak | 41 |
| Thing pushed by a flight attendant [left hand] | 46 |
| Thing pursued "with forks and hope" | 45 |
| Thing purchased before having a ball | 36 |
| Thing pulled when playing charades | 34 |
| Thing pulled up in a bank: Abbr. | 32 |
| Thing pulled by a "hoss" | 34 |
| Thing posted at the Vatican City prison? | 40 |
| Thing popped in school | 22 |
| Thing popped in class | 21 |
| Thing poked by a voodooist | 26 |
| Thing plucked while saying "He loves me, he loves me not" | 67 |
| Thing placed during a political campaign | 40 |
| Thing picked up at a water cooler | 33 |
| Thing picked by a quibbler? | 27 |
| Thing passed on by ancestors | 28 |
| Thing passed at school | 22 |
| Thing paid for in an alley | 26 |
| Thing out on a limb | 19 |
| Thing onstage | 13 |
| Thing one lights after being doused by gasoline? | 48 |
| Thing one can do on one's fingers | 37 |
| Thing on which to plot points | 29 |
| Thing on the cover of "Dark Side of the Moon" | 55 |