| Homoerotic Greek poet dubbed "The Tenth Muse" by Plato | 64 |
| Homophobic discount (or a Chelsea bistro's bagel topping?) | 62 |
| Honolulu's Ala __, world's largest open air shopping center | 67 |
| Honor attained by this puzzle's nine celebrities | 52 |
| Honor shared by the four women featured in this puzzle | 54 |
| Honorary deg. that Harvard awarded George Washington | 52 |
| Honorary title bestowed on Bill Clinton, Muhammad Ali and Mae West | 66 |
| Honorary title for both Bill Gates and Rudolph Giuliani | 55 |
| Honored the wife of Rainier III with one's presence? | 56 |
| Honoree in Don McLean's song "American Pie" | 57 |
| Honoree of a D.C. monument at 1964 Independence Ave. | 52 |
| Honorific that's Sanskrit for "majesty" | 53 |
| Hood's beneficiaries (with ''the'') | 55 |
| Hook two balloons together at the end, bend slightly | 52 |
| Hookup in which one partner gets most of the pleasure? | 54 |
| Hoop group hidden inside this puzzle's three longest answers | 64 |
| Hooper's Store proprietor on "Sesame Street" | 58 |
| Hoops star Thomas who had a cameo in "Hoop Dreams" | 60 |
| Hoopster Artest who changed his name to Metta World Peace | 57 |
| Hoopster Jeremy who created quite a sensation in 2012 as a Knick | 64 |
| Hoopster who dubbed himself "The Big Aristotle" | 57 |
| Hope/Crosby travel flick that takes place in Mali's capital? | 64 |
| Hoped-for answer to "Will you be my Valentine?" | 57 |
| Hoped-for response to "Will you marry me?" | 52 |
| Hopeful answer to "How will you fund that study?" | 59 |
| Horatio holding the official "SNL" stopwatch? | 55 |
| Horrid creatures in "The Lord of the Rings" | 53 |
| Horror host who's so suave it's frightening? | 52 |
| Horror host with a "shrubhuman" mentality? | 52 |
| Horror movie remake officially released on 6/6/06 (at 6:06:06 a.m.) | 67 |
| Horrorcore hip-hop group whose fans are called Juggalos, for short | 66 |
| Horse of the Year that won the 1949 Preakness and Belmont | 57 |
| Horse ridden by Hotspur in "King Henry IV, Part I" | 60 |
| Horse voiced by Robert Redford in "Charlotte's Web" | 65 |
| Horse-and-buggy riders of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania | 56 |
| Horse-drawn vehicle often mentioned in Sherlock Holmes stories | 62 |
| Horse-drawn vehicle, despite being named for another animal | 59 |
| Horton who wrote the screenplay for "Tender Mercies" | 62 |
| Hospital department that deals with ataxia, familiarly | 54 |
| Host city of a 1945 "Big Three" conference | 52 |
| Host Conan of NPR's "Talk of the Nation" | 54 |
| Host Crane dubbed "the bad boy of late-night television" | 66 |
| Host for Jennings, Craig, Pahk, and Watson, among others | 56 |
| Host Mike of the Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs" | 63 |
| Host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" | 54 |
| Host of "Fascist New Year's Rockin' Eve"? | 59 |
| Host of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" | 53 |
| Host of "Tattletales" and "Super Password" | 62 |
| Host of 1950s TV's "Bank on the Stars" | 52 |
| Host of 1980's TV's "Super Password" | 54 |
| Host of an annual convention attended by publishers: Abbr. | 58 |
| Host of PBS's "Heritage: Civilization and the Jews" | 65 |
| Host of PBS's "Scientific American Frontiers" | 59 |
| Host of public radio's "This American Life" | 57 |
| Host of the game show "Shop 'Til You Drop" | 56 |
| Host of the History Channel's "Mail Call" | 55 |
| Host who had a "Favorite Things" segment on her show | 62 |
| Host with a self-proclaimed "No Spin Zone" | 52 |
| Host's question about party-crashing musician Blake? | 56 |
| Host: "And he takes another one in the ___!" | 54 |
| Host: "He's getting hit with everything but the ___!" | 67 |
| Hot Hot Heat "Make Up the Breakdown" single | 53 |
| Hot place to throw the pot once you've thrown it | 52 |
| Hot-headed Corleone brother in "The Godfather" | 56 |
| Hotel chain with the "Stay you" ad campaign | 53 |
| Hotel manager on "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" | 62 |
| Hothead that's an anagram of ''ante'' | 57 |
| House Judiciary Committee chair during the Nixon impeachment hearings | 69 |
| House who won Cycle 2 of "America's Next Top Model" | 65 |
| Household pets that need ultraviolet light in their cages | 57 |
| Housemate in Steinbeck's "Tortilla Flat" | 54 |
| Houston team affiliated with the NHL's Minnesota Wild | 57 |
| How "a rose by any other name would smell" | 52 |
| How "McHale's Navy" cast members appeared? | 56 |
| How "the lady" of a Chris de Burgh single dresses | 59 |
| How "Treasure Island" auth. sang during Yule? | 55 |
| How 265-pound football Hall-of-Famer Larry Little was named? | 60 |
| How a bride and groom leave the altar, metaphorically | 53 |
| How a player could go, as an emphatic announcer might say | 57 |
| How a rose by any other name would smell, according to Shakespeare | 66 |
| How a youngster might watch a parade, with "on" | 57 |
| How an evil athlete hopes to accomplish victory in a playoff series? | 68 |
| How David Bowie's character fell, in a 1976 sci-fi film | 59 |
| How did the mathematician describe a Sicilian pizza? | 52 |
| How does "no" describe some baseball caps? | 52 |
| How Goldin and her rivals finish in photography competitions? | 61 |
| How L.L.Bean prioritizes its winter jacket ads, maybe? | 54 |
| How many "Summoner's Tales" Sting told | 52 |
| How many assemble at Times Square on New Year's Eve? | 56 |
| How many modern sports events are broadcast, briefly | 52 |
| How many times Laurence Olivier won a Best Actor Oscar | 54 |
| How most reading is done, and this puzzle's title | 53 |
| How much of genius is inspiration, according to Edison | 54 |
| How much there is to go when the white flag comes out | 53 |
| How nine divides numbers whose digits sum to a multiple of nine | 63 |
| How Robert Palmer will get "Sally Through the Alley" | 62 |
| How Robert Palmer will get "Sally Through the Alley"? | 63 |
| How Sir Edward the composer becomes Horatio the novelist | 56 |
| How some calorie counters eventually want to look good | 54 |
| How some potatoes are served (with ''au'') | 58 |