| 124 minutes of Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore doing nothing to distinguish themselves? | 94 |
| Fortuitous point in the Showcase Showdown to land on $1.00, on "The Price Is Right"? | 94 |
| German mathematician Bernhard whose eponymous hypothesis is one of the great unsolved problems | 94 |
| Company with the slogans "It's thinking" and "Up to 6 billion players" | 94 |
| Woman who said "Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father" | 94 |
| Best-selling novelist about whom Gore Vidal said "She doesn't write, she types!" | 94 |
| ''Definitely!'': author Friedman/''Definitely not!'': Columbus | 94 |
| Wart-covered and hungry for flies or, alternately, have a meeting about one of Jon's pets? | 94 |
| What best-selling 2004 young adult novel was written entirely in the form of instant messages? | 94 |
| Mr. Peabody's aptly named time machine, as the creators of Rocky and Bullwinkle spelled it | 94 |
| Theoretical terrorist's theoretical threat that we should probably go crazy worrying about | 94 |
| Soap introduced with the slogan "For the first time in your life, feel really clean" | 94 |
| When the line "Double, double toil and trouble" is delivered in "Macbeth" | 93 |
| Character whose last words are "For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." | 93 |
| Actress Jessica wrongly criticized by Bill O'Reilly for saying Sweden was neutral in WWII | 93 |
| Past-tense verb that is the same as its present-tense form minus the fourth and fifth letters | 93 |
| Player who scored the tying run in the bottom of the ninth of Game 7 of the 1997 World Series | 93 |
| "Everyone is ___, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody" (Mark Twain) | 93 |
| Athlete who said: "I don't want to be remembered for my tennis accomplishments" | 93 |
| Word with ''queen,'' ''oyster'' or ''flower'' | 93 |
| Captain who says "Well, gentlemen, between ourselves and home are 27,000 sea miles" | 93 |
| "Nuthin' ___ 'G' Thang" (Dr. Dre song for which MTV censored the videO) | 93 |
| Action hero's garb, and what each first word in this puzzle's four longest answers is | 93 |
| Cry a channel surfer might hear a few minutes after the final ticks of "60 Minutes" | 93 |
| Genre whose band name generator offers results like "Some Kind of Bleeding Feeling" | 93 |
| Fortune magazine named it "America's Most Innovative Company" from 1996 to 2000 | 93 |
| S(t)i(fled, i)n(hibited, sh)u(t, con)s(traine)d(, gated,) o(r) c(hecked, with "up") | 93 |
| Song that ends "O dolcezze perdute! O speranze d'amor, d'amor, d'amor!" | 93 |
| Lebowitz who said "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying" | 93 |
| '60s sitcom whose original theme song began "The end of the Civil War was near" | 93 |
| Country bordered by Den., Pol., the Czech Rep., Aus., Switz., Fr., Lux., Belg., and the Neth. | 93 |
| Uta who played Martha in the 1962 premiere of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" | 93 |
| Pianist known for her transcription of Bach's "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" | 93 |
| Baseball star who reportedly said, "I think there's a sexiness in infield hits" | 93 |
| Govt. agcy. whose website ranked higher than Facebook in a recent on-line satisfaction survey | 93 |
| Entertainer (1938-2007) whose first name is hidden in eight puzzle answers including this one | 93 |
| Ray who said, "It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun" | 93 |
| "Now I ___ me down to sleep" (lyric from Metallica's "Enter Sandman") | 93 |
| Play king whose first line is "Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester" | 93 |
| "Berlin Game," "Mexico Set," and "London Match" author Deighton | 93 |
| "A moderately good play with a badly written third act," according to Truman Capote | 93 |
| Who said "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure" | 93 |
| Auntie who said "Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!" | 93 |
| "The ___ have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed." (Casey Stengel) | 93 |
| Dimwitted "Blazing Saddles" character who was "only pawn in game of life" | 93 |
| Noted children's book illustrator (one of six "middle C" people in this puzzle) | 93 |
| Sponsor of the contest wherein the Old Man wins the leg lamp in "A Christmas Story" | 93 |
| Officer who arrested Arlo for illegally dumping garbage in "Alice's Restaurant" | 93 |
| "Reading the ___" (2008 book subtitled "One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages") | 93 |
| Count played by Jim Carrey in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" | 93 |
| Number of tiles per Scrabble set for the letter at the end of the answer to each starred clue | 93 |
| Number of protons by which the elements in the four longest puzzle answers have been enhanced | 93 |
| "Don't Worry, Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow)" singer | 93 |
| Material used in the faces of the clock above the information stand in Grand Central Terminal | 93 |
| Team that plays "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" during the seventh inning stretch | 93 |
| James whose company published the first U.S. edition of "The Prince and the Pauper" | 93 |
| He said "I don't want my album coming out with a G rating. Nobody would buy it" | 93 |
| ___ "Bad" Blake (Jeff Bridges's Oscar-winning role for "Crazy Heart") | 93 |
| National Leaguer who was ranked first, second, or third in walks every year from 1929 to 1944 | 93 |
| They're not in the in-crowd ... and read differently, what each starred answer has two of | 93 |
| Actor Ostrum who played Charlie Bucket in "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" | 93 |
| River facetiously described as "a mile wide at the mouth, but only six inches deep" | 93 |
| He said "They call [cocaine] an epidemic now. That means white folks are doing it." | 93 |
| "A ___ In The Sun" (first play written by a black woman to be produced on Broadway) | 93 |
| Prophetic attire worn by most doomed characters on the original "Star Trek" TV show | 93 |
| "Mother of mercy, is this the end of ___?" (last line of "Little Caesar") | 93 |
| "The whole of ___ is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking": Einstein | 93 |
| For example, any of the women who claimed to have had sex for money with Sen. Robert MenendeZ | 93 |
| When a larger company buys a smaller company and incorporates its employees, in modern jargon | 93 |
| Movie in which Tom Cruise's character is told, "You can't handle the truth" | 93 |
| "Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's ___!" (Roseanne Roseannadanna line) | 93 |
| "___ gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car" (Carrie Snow) | 93 |
| Who said "Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?" | 93 |
| Gala that saw "Black Swan," "Avatar" and "Ab Fab" attract claps | 93 |
| Actress Beulah who played James Stewart's mother in "It's A Wonderful Life" | 93 |
| Giants hurler (2010 champs) / Beach Boys vocalist on "Help Me, Rhonda" (#1 in 1965) | 93 |
| Oscar-winning star of "To Serve and Protect" in 1997's "In & Out" | 93 |
| Comedian George who said, "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten" | 93 |
| Host: "Whoa, Bobby just got bopped! Looks like his first entree is gonna be a ___!" | 93 |
| Word that has two diametrically opposed meanings (like this puzzle's eight theme entries) | 93 |
| "Too serious!" said the pigeons. "Why don't we go with '__'?" | 93 |
| Small clay wind instrument, notably seen in several popular "Legend of Zelda" games | 93 |
| 1940 Arthur Koestler novel that inspired George Orwell's "Nineteen Eighty-Four" | 93 |
| Glass substitutes named after a New York company's line of dolls, not after the Old South | 93 |
| Lord Nelson's famous Trafalgar quote, "England expects that every man will ___" | 93 |
| "OK, tennis students, I want everyone to practice near the net with everyone else"? | 93 |
| Transit vehicle through which the crime was "witnessed" in "12 Angry Men" | 93 |
| An orb-weaving spider with black markings resembling a mustache was named after this musician | 93 |
| Title word in a song that begins, "Some think the world is made for fun and frolic" | 93 |
| 1964 hit with the lyric "she looks straight ahead, not at me," with "The" | 93 |
| "There is a very fine line between loving life and being ___ for it" (Maya Angelou) | 93 |
| George M. Cohan song that begins "Who is the man who will spend or will even lend?" | 93 |
| 1950's doo-wop group with the hit "A Thousand Miles Away," with "the" | 93 |
| 1997 best-seller with the subtitle "A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster" | 93 |
| Camaros like the one Ryan Holt used to gun in the parking lot during my 8th period math class | 93 |
| For our Mixed-Up Lit class, you'll have to read "Charlotte Brontë" by ___... | 93 |
| Novel that begins "'Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents'" | 93 |
| When accused of being "out of uniform," what the naked private said he was wearing? | 93 |
| New wave classic with the lines "I wish I was in Tijuana / Eating barbecued iguana" | 93 |
| Literary character who's "always good-tempered" and "not very clever" | 93 |