| ''Impossible headline!'': inventor DeForest/''Future headline!'': JFK | 101 |
| God killed him but not specifically because he spilled his "seed," though that was also bad | 101 |
| "How ___ Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life" (Kaavya Viswanathan novel in the news) | 101 |
| Madison who said "You don't have to cook. I have enough potato chips to last me a year" | 101 |
| Player honored with Campanella, Greenberg, and Mantle on "Baseball Sluggers" postage stamps | 101 |
| Child's word after ''one,'' ''two'' and ''three'' | 101 |
| "Was it a ___?" "Yeah, a great big one" (line from "L.A. Confidential") | 101 |
| Good name for an Asian airline (possible slogan: "The same great service coming and going") | 101 |
| Where Mitt Romney built a treehouse for his former employees? (... Ã la Michael Bloomberg in 2007) | 101 |
| According to legend, its continued presence on Gibraltar allows the British to retain control thereof | 101 |
| Process by which an element's atomic number may be reduced, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 101 |
| 1985 John Cusack film with the tagline "Insanity doesn't run in the family, it gallops" | 101 |
| Singer (with the Dakotas) for whom Lennon & McCartney wrote songs in the early 1960s, ___ Kramer | 101 |
| "TV Party" punks covering some '80s Hollywood glam metal with "Scrape" punks? | 101 |
| Illegal saloon offering "complimentary" drinks to those who paid to see an animal curiosity | 101 |
| Jazz singer and pianist who sang "Figure Eight" on "Schoolhouse Rock" (1924-2009) | 101 |
| Shakespeare character who says "Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave / My heart into my mouth" | 101 |
| N.B.A. Hall-of-Famer who, with Walt Frazier, formed the Knicks' "Rolls Royce Backcourt" | 101 |
| What a walk in the ballpark will get you / (next line) It's spelled out in an Aretha Franklin hit | 101 |
| "That's all she wrote," and literally, what the last word of each starred answer can be | 101 |
| Texter's "it's a secret" shorthand spelled out by the starts of four puzzle answers | 101 |
| Assistant D.A. who joined McKenzie Brackman in season 4 after a brief stint as a judge (126 episodes) | 101 |
| Seed containing moth larva, and what is aptly hidden in each puzzle row whose clues contain asterisks | 101 |
| "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's ___": John Kenneth Galbraith | 101 |
| 1970 article by Germaine Greer, which was an early example of the reappropriation of a degrading word | 101 |
| What bottles of "Pluto Water," a drink sold in the early 1900s, were supposed to be used as | 101 |
| Coach who said "If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm" | 101 |
| Former editorial page editor of The Washington Post and Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist for Newsweek | 101 |
| Magazine with the recurring heading "Onward and Upward With the Arts," with "The" | 101 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like the author of "Delta of Venus"? | 101 |
| Test subject #4 perceives A and C as blue, B and D as orange, 1 and 2 as red; maybe she rides the ... | 101 |
| "___ To Fu" (part of the 2008 Damon Albarn project "Monkey: Journey to the West") | 101 |
| Dish that always gets the same reaction — "Hey, this meat is cold"? (one-letter change) | 101 |
| First part of an erroneous "Christian Science Monitor" headline published on April 15, 1912 | 101 |
| "Find more great clues like this in the author's Winner's Circle Crosswords!," e.g. | 101 |
| Law, before the "Mad Madam" from Disney's "The Sword in the Stone" showed up? | 101 |
| Directed to the video of Will Shortz's duet with Whitney Houston (http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh), say | 101 |
| Japanese horror film series about a cursed videotape that inspired a similarly-titled American remake | 101 |
| Creatively-censored 4/28/10 New York Post headline about the foul-mouthed Senate/Wall Street hearings | 101 |
| Who said "Y'know they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick." | 101 |
| "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul" speaker | 101 |
| "If you can't beat 'em in the alley you can't beat 'em on the ice", he said | 101 |
| Clint Eastwood's love interest in "The Outlaw Josey Wales" (and for 12 years afterward) | 101 |
| Someone who wears a wide-brim hat, sunglasses, a turtleneck, jeans, and SPF 75 sunblock to the beach? | 101 |
| What to do to read the secret message (going diagonally down, then diagonally back up the under side) | 101 |
| 1905 Belmont Stakes winner, the only filly to win besides Ruthless in 1867 and Rags to Riches in 2007 | 101 |
| End of an idiom meaning "speaks evasively," whose beginning can be found around this answer | 101 |
| Odd-looking but versatile garments the Once-ler manufactures in Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax" | 101 |
| With "The," classic novel, each of whose major characters is hiding in a row of this puzzle | 101 |
| Character who says "talk of peace? I hate the word as I hate hell, all Montagues and thee." | 101 |
| Off-the-cuff riffs about old-timey clothes-cleaning devices? (Happy New Year to Emperor Justinian I!) | 101 |
| Classic Hüsker Dü double album whose title sounds like where a Buddhist Monk would play pinball | 101 |
| "Corporations have been enthroned and ___ of corruption in high places will follow": Lincoln | 102 |
| "___ ... very dangerous.You go first." (classic line in "Raiders of the Lost Ark") | 102 |
| Bogart told her "You're good ... you're very good" in "The Maltese Falcon" | 102 |
| 2011 National League MVP who was suspended for 65 games in 2013 for violating baseball's drug code | 102 |
| Cryptographers' successes (and what can be found in the circles in this puzzle's long answers) | 102 |
| Group whose name contains a deliberate misspelling inspired by the Beatles, whom they ardently admired | 102 |
| ___ Booker (Rhodes Scholar, Yale Law graduate, and New Jersey's first African-American US senator) | 102 |
| "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening" painter | 102 |
| Band that simultaneously released the albums "Greatest Hits" and "Greatest Misses" | 102 |
| Classic rock band that famously wanted to "pick up where 'I Am the Walrus' left off" | 102 |
| Leader repeatedly praised in the (doctored) Mandarin edition of Bill Clinton's "My Life" | 102 |
| "Everybody, this is my son, the highway. (Tell 'em your name, kiddo.)" "___." | 102 |
| Org. that has four teams with non-plural nicknames, which begin this puzzle's four longest answers | 102 |
| Character who runs around in a dark room munching yellow pills while repetitive electronic music plays | 102 |
| Who wrote "I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him" | 102 |
| Poet who wrote "An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you / Ef you / Don't / Watch / Out!" | 102 |
| "... if the scale do turn/ But in the estimation of ___": "The Merchant of Venice" | 102 |
| "Opinions are like ___, everyone's got one and they all think everyone else's stink" | 102 |
| "Give me, give me a chance to ___ you" (line from Dave Clark Five's "Because") | 102 |
| 2000 Eugene Levy film with the tagline "Some pets deserve a little more respect than others" | 102 |
| hancox73: gtg, lets dump these mofos / notindians50: hurl the cr8s into the harbor / britzred: wtf?? | 102 |
| Actress who played Edna Garrett on "Diff'rent Strokes" and "The Facts of Life" | 102 |
| Nabisco cookies ... and what you might cry upon solving this puzzle's three other longest answers? | 102 |
| Just making things up, or a synonym for a three-word phrase describing this puzzle's theme entries | 102 |
| Somewhat derisive musical category that might include CCR, Steve Miller, The Lovin' Spoonful, etc. | 102 |
| Word that could mean “force vacationers to vacate” or “one who takes alternate routes” | 102 |
| If he's missing a few office supplies, don't say, "It's okay, we'll ___" ... | 102 |
| "She lost her voice on 'Poker Face' and fell down dancing to 'Bad Romance'"? | 102 |
| Sequel to a 2013 3D film in which Manny Pacquiao spars in space? (Happy New Year to adolescent Jesus!) | 102 |
| Classic Mardi Gras song that begins "My grandma and your grandma were / Sitting by the fire" | 102 |
| Chemical reaction phenomenon, and what occurs in four symmetrical pairs of long answers in this puzzle | 102 |
| Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and Hall & Oates's "She's Gone," for two | 102 |
| And that did it--they immediately started crying. I said, "Well, I hope you've ___" ... | 102 |
| Reply to "Mark Antony, dost thou require any of my Spock accessories for the costume party?" | 102 |
| What the host of "Deal or No Deal" eats to make the gold suitcases look, like, *extra* gold? | 102 |
| Donald Sutherland line in "The Dirty Dozen," cued by "Madison City, Missouri, sir" | 102 |
| “Should that say ‘Art,’ or will we really be practicing psychology on rodents in ___?” | 102 |
| Phenomenon observed in receding galaxies ... and in the answers to this puzzle's asterisked clues? | 102 |
| "Enchantment Under the ___ Dance" (setting for the climax of "Back to the Future") | 102 |
| "Language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work," per Carl Sandburg | 102 |
| Early vehicle for Joaquin Phoenix, as a Star Wars-obsessed kid spending the summer near Cape Canaveral | 102 |
| Best-selling author who wrote "I did not write it. God wrote it. I merely did his dictation" | 102 |
| [We don't know who's opening the show, but trust us, they're going to be AWESOME, we hope] | 102 |
| 2005 James Franco film with the tagline "With a roommate like this...you'd be crazy too" | 102 |
| Pitcher Luis whose 1.60 ERA in 1968 is the lowest single-season mark in the American League since 1919 | 102 |
| "___ the Muffin to Ya" (Elaine's idea for a shop name on a "Seinfeld" episode) | 102 |
| "Heart & Soul" one-hit wonder who took their name from a "Star Trek" character | 102 |
| Hagen who originated the role of Martha in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" on Broadway | 102 |