| A1: "... for ___ a sensitive document from the Something-or-other Embassy in Copenhagen." | 99 |
| Notable quote from the same movie as "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates" | 99 |
| 1953 film whose title character says "A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it"Â | 99 |
| Term from astrophysics that describes the stretching of objects in very strong gravitational fields | 99 |
| "The Pajama Game" show tune that introduced choreographer Bob Fosse's signature style | 99 |
| Setting for the iconic movie line "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." | 99 |
| TV show inspired by the 1975 New York magazine article "Night-Shifting for the Hip Fleet" | 99 |
| This weekend's fridge contents, probably, and what's missing from five long puzzle answers? | 99 |
| Synthpop group that won a 1986 Grammy for its version of Mancini's "Peter Gunn" theme | 99 |
| A series of "insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster," per Tom Stoppard | 99 |
| "15. Me and my buddy Stephen built a ___ after seeing a documentary about the instrument" | 99 |
| Classic children's novel, and what to look for in this puzzle's three other longest answers | 99 |
| Doomsday expression, or what you might start to think if you stare at the Down answers for too long | 99 |
| What your dog might do after eating his way through your linen closet, after aiming in and missing? | 99 |
| It features John Trumbull's painting "The Signing of the Declaration of Independence" | 99 |
| Boll whose films are so badly reviewed that he challenged his most severe critics to a boxing match | 99 |
| Device that protects kids from sex and violence, as long as they don't do anything but watch TV | 99 |
| "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the ___ did it": Steven Wright | 99 |
| Boxer who boasted "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize" | 100 |
| Technology at issue in the 1984 Supreme Court case Sony Corp. of America vs. Universal Studios, Inc. | 100 |
| Nickname popularized by a New York Morning Telegraph sportswriter in the 1920s, with "the" | 100 |
| The 2x2 black square near the middle of this puzzle's grid, e.g., which is part of eight answers | 100 |
| Lover's woe ... or something found, literally, in the 4th, 5th, 8th and 11th rows of this puzzle | 100 |
| First name of the only two-time Super Bowl MVP who, both times, beat another two-time Super Bowl MVP | 100 |
| "Für ___" (piece Beethoven plays in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure") | 100 |
| Football Hall of Famer Carl who was a member of the Vikings' Purple People Eaters defensive line | 100 |
| "The even mead, that __ brought sweetly forth / The freckled cowslip": "Henry V" | 100 |
| "Strong of Heart: Life and Death in the Fire Department of New York" author Thomas Von ___ | 100 |
| He was branded a heretic for writing the "Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems" | 100 |
| Agcy. whose FAQ page includes "Is there an age limit on claiming my child as a dependent?" | 100 |
| Picnic serving, and when divided properly, a hint to a hidden feature of six pairs of puzzle answers | 100 |
| "A tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot," according to Charlie Chaplin | 100 |
| Todd Snider "Conservative Christian, Right-Wing, Republican, Straight, White American ___" | 100 |
| Video game designer Sid who made the "Railroad Tycoon" and "Civilization" series | 100 |
| ''It's ___ in life'' (''It's the hand I've been dealt'') | 100 |
| "... with no ___ dialect, unless he wanted to have one" (Harry Reid on Barack Obama, 2008) | 100 |
| <u>Diamond,</u> <u>Sedaka</u> <u>or</u> <u>Moret</u> | 100 |
| Sports org. whose website is in English, French, Russian, Finnish, Swedish, Czech, Slovak and German | 100 |
| Boy band that appeared on the "New Kids on the Blecch" episode of "The Simpsons" | 100 |
| Huston's costar and fellow Best Supporting Actress nominee for "Enemies, A Love Story" | 100 |
| "The Wire" character who whistles "The Farmer in the Dell" when entering a scene | 100 |
| Her full name has just one vowel repeated four times (aaaaand this entry officially jumps the shark) | 100 |
| Bobby ___, the only N.H.L.'er to win the Hart, Norris, Ross and Smythe trophies in the same year | 100 |
| He quipped "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, my foot" when accepting his honorary Oscar | 100 |
| Pitcher Doug with whom Tommy Lasorda had an infamous—and recorded--on-the-mound argument in 1977 | 100 |
| There are four hidden in this puzzle, which together suggest a familiar five-word saying (3,5,4,2,4) | 100 |
| What writer Malcolm Peltu predicted could "cross a busy highway without being hit" by 2010 | 100 |
| It's the end of the world!...or, the country home to Ushuaia, the southernmost city in the world | 100 |
| Who, What and I Don't Know, in Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine | 100 |
| Possible Variety headline if an "American Beauty" actress agrees to do a D.L. Coburn play? | 100 |
| "If my article doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the antiquities professor | 100 |
| Bob Dylan song ... or a hint to the object found by connecting the four circled letters in a diamond | 100 |
| G. Love & Special Sauce song that repeats "I can tell that we're gonna be friends" | 100 |
| "Law & Order: ___" (TV show about what could be next if prisons get any more crowded?) | 100 |
| "Apt" geographical element needed to complete the answers to 10 of this puzzle's clues | 100 |
| Viral video about an excited hiker after a rainstorm that's represented three times in this grid | 100 |
| "So you never know — next time we take a trip across the country we might even ___" | 100 |
| "If my book doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the parapsychology professor | 100 |
| Wisecrack about an actor waking up from his nap on the set of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"? | 100 |
| One of only two women on Rolling Stone's list of "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time" | 100 |
| Bulwer-___ Fiction Contest (yearly contest involving deliberately awful opening sentences to novels) | 100 |
| Subscription-based journalism site that bills itself as "the program with nothing to hide" | 100 |
| What some astronomers did with their teeth when the remotest planet in the Solar System was demoted? | 100 |
| Missed Connection: You gallantly lent me your umbrella during a downpour, then disappeared - my ___! | 100 |
| Elton John hit that begins "Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain" | 100 |
| "The ___ of Sleep" (1860 Mordecai Cook historical survey on drug use, including marijuana) | 100 |
| "Software is like ___: it's better when it's free" (Linux inventor Linus Torvalds) | 100 |
| Neil Diamond song with the lyrics "I used to call your name / when no one else would come" | 100 |
| "Hmmmmm ..." [as hinted at by the three groups of black squares in the middle of the grid] | 100 |
| Classic 1913 novel called "the tragedy of thousands of young men in England" by its author | 100 |
| I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___. | 100 |
| Body part in a "Wayne's World" joke used to get the other guy to say "What?" | 100 |
| It precedes "Substituted Ball" in the Definitions section of the "Rules of Golf" | 100 |
| csa4ever: we'll cc'd from u / grantzuni0n: oh its on now / 133zarmy: u h4x0red us, we give | 100 |
| Men's style magazine focusing on "classic elegance" named after a term for a womanizer | 100 |
| God with a weekday named after him who can be found in this puzzle's three grid-spanning entries | 100 |
| "What Women Want," "In the Bedroom," and "Crazy, Stupid, Love" actress | 100 |
| HP tablet released in July 2011, then discontinued six weeks later (then revived later in the year!) | 100 |
| "... but the daughters acted swiftly and drank from the enchanted waters of ___ Falls ..." | 100 |
| "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" songwriter Paul (whose daughter is married to Jason Bateman) | 101 |
| Songwriter Paul who wrote the title track of Michael Jackson's last album, "This Is It" | 101 |
| "___ est celare artem" ("true art conceals the means by which it's achieved") | 101 |
| Possessive for Pierre (or, a dictionary volume that wouldn't include "jabber", I guess) | 101 |
| Comic that comes to an end on October 3rd, and whose catchphrase ends this puzzle's theme answers | 101 |
| Fictional hero whose first words are "I was born in the Year 1632, in the City of York ..." | 101 |
| "A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man" speaker | 101 |
| Language in which "k" and "v" are the words for "to" and "in" | 101 |
| "Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening" artist | 101 |
| Deg. of the professional who may instruct you to do the last words of the four longest puzzle answers | 101 |
| Who said "Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action." | 101 |
| Title heroine who says "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other" | 101 |
| Ntozake Shange play "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is ___" | 101 |
| "All I Know About Animal Behavior I Learned in Loehmann's Dressing Room" author Bombeck | 101 |
| Words after "She throws the want ads right my way and never fails to say," in a 1958 #1 hit | 101 |
| Who wrote "A true German can't stand the French, / Yet willingly he drinks their wines" | 101 |
| "England hath long been mad, and scarr'd ___": Richmond in "King Richard III" | 101 |
| Standard with the lyrics "Your eyes are always saying / the things you're never saying" | 101 |
| Radio host who said "My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life" | 101 |
| Source of the line "Midway upon the road of our life I found myself within a dark wood ..." | 101 |
| It has counties named Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Jackson, Van Buren, and Harrison | 101 |