| Accidental portmanteau from Sarah Palin that made a few "2010 Word of the Year" lists | 95 |
| It's more of a privilege, really, in countries like Canada that have fairly strict gun laws | 95 |
| ___ Octubre (nickname of Orlando Hernández after he went 8-0 to start his postseason career) | 95 |
| Defensive fencing positions in which the top of the blade is pointed at the opponent's knee | 95 |
| [*cross out* Children's song] Ignore the rest of the lunch I brought and just eat the fish? | 95 |
| Sales person's forte, and a synonym for the ends of this puzzle's three longest entries | 95 |
| "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves," in Alcoholics Anonymous | 95 |
| Composer threatened with arrest in 1940 for adding a major seventh chord to the national anthem | 95 |
| Source of illumination Harold Edgerton used for photographs of milk drops and bursting balloons | 95 |
| Vocally versatile, cruciverbally useful singer Yma who would have turned eighty-seven this week | 95 |
| ___ Arthur (British psych rock band named after a Pink Floyd member and a bad Herman Hesse pun) | 95 |
| Posthumous John Donne poem that includes "It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee" | 95 |
| Fictional band who sang "Can't Buy Me Lunch" and "All You Need Is Cash" | 95 |
| "If you don't meet my demands within 24 hours, I'll blow up a Russian river"? | 95 |
| Only sch. to win both the menÂ’s and womenÂ’s N.C.A.A. basketball titles in the same year | 95 |
| Org. with the ad slogan "It's not science fiction. It's what we do every day" | 95 |
| Only person to garner Oscar nominations for producer, director, writer, and actor for two films | 95 |
| Someone who isn't going to have a Four Loko and salvia cocktail before planking, obviously! | 95 |
| Indie rock band that played the Velvet Underground in 1996's "I Shot Andy Warhol" | 95 |
| Tatyana of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," or a later role for the Fresh Prince himself | 96 |
| "Where the bold saguaros raise their arms on high," according to its alma mater: Abbr. | 96 |
| Invention a British parliamentarian claimed in 1903 would not lead to a decline in riding horses | 96 |
| Palindromic girl's name that ranked among the 10 most popular in each of the past five years | 96 |
| Run in the wash[To fully understand this week's and last week's puzzles, SEE NOTE ABOVE] | 96 |
| Groop of policemen that's jssss gonna 'rest this guy fore grabbin' 'nother pint? | 96 |
| "And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout" is its penultimate line | 96 |
| Villa-Lobos's "Bachianas Brasileiras No. 5" is scored for voice and eight of these | 96 |
| 1983 comedy with the tagline "When these guys hit the street, guess what hits the fan" | 96 |
| Radio studio feature, and what each of this puzzle's four other longest answers literally is | 96 |
| Title heroine described in the first lines of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 96 |
| R&B group with the 1963 chart-topper "Easier Said Than Done," with "the" | 96 |
| "Hamlet" character who says, "These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears" | 96 |
| He purportedly said "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me" | 96 |
| Character in the comic strip "Garfield," "Hi and Lois," or "Nancy" | 96 |
| "Winning ___ everything, it's the only thing" (quote attributed to Vince Lombardi) | 96 |
| Poe poem that ends "From grief and groan to a golden throne beside the King of Heaven" | 96 |
| "The American ___" (Carelton Mabee biography of Samuel F.B. Morse that won a Pulitzer) | 96 |
| "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from ___": Arthur C. Clarke | 96 |
| "Never trust a woman who wears ___" (line from "The Picture of Dorian Gray") | 96 |
| "Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend" speaker, familiarly | 96 |
| Whacked "Godfather" character Greene who was shot in the right eye through his glasses | 96 |
| It doesn't convey ferocious fuel-burning action, action, action! when it's regular-sized | 96 |
| "The Remorse of ___ After the Murder of His Mother" (John William Waterhouse painting) | 96 |
| HBO's "Inside the __" (and hidden theme in this puzzle's four longest answers) | 96 |
| "(That's it,) p(al, you've lo)s(t) y(our) ch(ance to watch anything tonight)!" | 96 |
| Calle ___ (main drag in Miami's "Little Havana," literally "8th Street") | 96 |
| Small bills [alas, Ink Well ends 6/25/14 - sign up at avxword.com to get similar weekly puzzles] | 96 |
| Performance Artist who planted her "Wish Tree" in Peggy Guggenheim's Venice museum | 96 |
| "...do not know how to kiss, ___ would kiss you" ("For Whom the Bell Tolls") | 96 |
| Only Rose, Aaron, Musial, Mays, Bonds, and Yount have played more National League games than him | 96 |
| "They tried to make me go to ___, I said, 'no, no, no'" (Amy Winehouse lyrics) | 96 |
| Annual solving competition held in Brooklyn, briefly ... and a hint to nine squares in this grid | 96 |
| "Mom put her headphones on and started listening to an audiobook of '___' ..." | 96 |
| Picking the right brown pigment is like playing the lottery -- you've just got to choose ___ | 96 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| "___ Bobs Her Hair" (F. Scott Fitzgerald story from "Tales of the Jazz Age") | 96 |
| City where, in a letter from jail, King asserted "a moral duty to disobey unjust laws" | 96 |
| Dodger who threw the pitch Bobby Thomson hit for the "shot heard 'round the world" | 96 |
| "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" character in MS Word | 96 |
| Arrest a mako in an African river? (and three words that can follow WHITE and BLUE, but not RED) | 96 |
| Film character who says "I hate everything you say, but not enough to kill you for it" | 96 |
| Q: "So, Spider-Man, is it safe to say that the Mrs. is expecting?" A: "___!" | 96 |
| Confronting unpleasant consequences of one's actions (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 96 |
| Group whose album "St. Elsewhere" was #2 on Spin Magazine's 40 Best Albums of 2006 | 96 |
| Celebrity couple nickname #5: Kate Hudson's mother and a "Meet the Fockers" father | 96 |
| "They was watchin 'Yo! MTV Raps' / What's the ___ on the craps?": Ice Cube | 96 |
| "What's that D.C. university, hon?" response (from a director and former pitcher)? | 96 |
| Start of the caption to a Jim Johnson cartoon showing a woman holding a 32-oz. piece of stemware | 96 |
| Source for finding out if that was actually Courteney Cox in "Masters of the Universe" | 96 |
| Observation as to why a Kansas-based company has to relocate to San Francisco instead of Boston? | 96 |
| Familiar name of a Virginia sculpture based on a Pulitzer-winning picture taken by Joe Rosenthal | 96 |
| Skin-tight jeans hybrid on thefrisky.com's "The Worst Fashion Trends of 2010" list | 96 |
| "That's exactly how I feel" ... or what each starred clue's first word can do? | 96 |
| Middle infielder who homered for the Mets in his first plate appearances of 2004, 2005, and 2006 | 96 |
| Radiohead album that was #428 on Rolling Stone's "500 Greatest Albums of All Time" | 96 |
| Iggy reported on the delayed start at the billiards tournament so he could yell "___!" | 96 |
| Ones in charge of a case ... or a literal hint to the eight other longest answers in this puzzle | 96 |
| V-shaped crotch-to-shoulders bathing suits popularized by Sacha Baron Cohen in "Borat" | 96 |
| "I suppose it might seem odd that a reverend like myself would suddenly begin ___ ..." | 96 |
| In Search Of: Ladyfriend for a foreign exchange student in Yorkshire - where can I find my ___ ? | 96 |
| Hungarian playwright whose "Liliom" was the basis for the musical "Carousel" | 96 |
| Pentecost, e.g., and what can literally be found in this puzzle's four other longest answers | 96 |
| "Hmmm...I'm stumped as to how you landed a role on 'The Addams Family'..." | 96 |
| "Sorry, Buckeye State, but the whole General Assembly's coming over for my party!" | 96 |
| "That thing I told you about isn't getting done today, possibly not even tomorrow" | 96 |
| Physician William who wrote the classic text "The Principles and Practice of Medicine" | 96 |
| Potentially hackable polling system voted "Worst of Technology" by "Fortune" | 96 |
| The world's largest ..., in Coleman, Alberta, is used to raise money by the Lions of Coleman | 96 |
| Inviting danger ... the end of which can precede each half of the answer to each asterisked clue | 96 |
| "Robin Williams's best work was playing a comics character in the early '80s"? | 96 |
| Don't ditch your CLEAR PLASTICS; recycle them into a ___, a useful tool for bigoted surgeons | 96 |
| "It is through Art, and through Art only, that we can ___ our perfection": Oscar Wilde | 96 |
| Documentary in which the director asks "So how much did you have to pay for the baby?" | 96 |
| Oscar-nominated movie where the main characters are chased down the street by an angry naked guy | 96 |
| Very happy "place" [read the Notepad for info about the hidden answers in this puzzle] | 96 |
| Number of Belgian beers you plan on drinking (as screamed in "A Futbol Named Desire")? | 96 |
| Command to the promiscuous widow in "The Night of the Iguana" to take her clothes off? | 96 |
| "Sanctimonious ___" (Joseph McCarthy's nickname for Senator Symington of Missouri) | 96 |
| Or maybe the subjects have ___, a condition in which letters and numbers are perceived as colors | 96 |
| The handle of Charles Dickens's ivory letter opener, in the Library's collection, is ___ | 96 |