| Musical featuring the songs "Tornado Ballet" and "Slide Some Oil to Me" | 91 |
| Infielder Juan who won World Series rings with the White Sox in 2005 and the Giants in 2010 | 91 |
| He named a minor character in his most famous work Vivian Darkbloom, an anagram of his name | 91 |
| Philosopher who wrote "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere" | 91 |
| Senate candidate whose "proof" that she is 1/32nd Cherokee is her high cheekbones | 91 |
| "I challenge you to a dance duel to see who can shake their ass the naughtiest!"? | 91 |
| "We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down, ___ American band" | 91 |
| Classic rap outfit whose more famous members are circled in this puzzle's theme answers | 91 |
| First words of the title of Sue Grafton's as-yet-unwritten 24th Kinsey Millhone mystery | 91 |
| Swiss band with "Oh, Yeah" (as heard in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off") | 91 |
| "If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, you can't stop them" speaker | 91 |
| "Million Dollar ___" (2006 "Simpsons" episode featuring Homer's dad) | 92 |
| Fictional character who says "I now prophesy that I will dismember my dismemberer" | 92 |
| 2012 Paula Broadwell biography subtitled "The Education of General David Petraeus" | 92 |
| 1929 #1 hit whose title follows the line "Now he's gone and we're through" | 92 |
| Author of "Time's Arrow," 1991, a novel written in reverse chronological order | 92 |
| Girl's name that becomes a different girl's name if you switch the first two letters | 92 |
| Product with the old ad catchphrase "Mother, please, I'd rather do it myself!" | 92 |
| 1997 horror film with the tagline "If you can't breathe, you can't scream" | 92 |
| Word rhymed with "yacht" and "gavotte" in "You're So Vain" | 92 |
| He conducted the premiere performances of "Pagliacci" and "La Bohème" | 92 |
| "Flew in from Miami Beach ___" (opening lyric to "Back in the U.S.S.R.") | 92 |
| Its first tweet was "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet" | 92 |
| "The ___ Effect" (unreasonable expectations of real-life forensics held by juries) | 92 |
| One "whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be": Bierce | 92 |
| Its stroke is "as a lover's pinch, which hurts, and is desired," per Cleopatra | 92 |
| Shuffle off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and join the bleedin' choir invisible | 92 |
| Handyman's answer of "Boring" to the question "How's business?"? | 92 |
| He said "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both" | 92 |
| "Failure is more frequently from want of ___ than want of capital": Daniel Webster | 92 |
| Company that won Harvard's 2002 IgNobel Prize for Most Creative Use of Imaginary Numbers | 92 |
| Org. that promotes motor oil recycling with the slogan "You dump it, you drink it" | 92 |
| Antepenultimate and penultimate words of the penultimate sentence of a Shakespeare character | 92 |
| "My Best ___" (Werner Herzog documentary about his relationship with Klaus Kinski) | 92 |
| Little ones who, they say, are made up of the ends of this puzzle's four longest entries | 92 |
| Source of "Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?" | 92 |
| "___ thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge / It could not move thus" (Laertes) | 92 |
| "An animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast." "___" | 92 |
| Newsman who famously defined news as "something somebody doesn't want printed" | 92 |
| "___, gorgeous!" (Fanny Brice's comment to herself when looking in the mirror) | 92 |
| 1954 Patti Page hit, whose title is sung three times before "Please, don't go" | 92 |
| "___ the One" (Elvis Presley hit on the flip side of "Heartbreak Hotel") | 92 |
| Bohemian writer whose last request was that all his manuscripts be "burned unread" | 92 |
| Lawrence who co-wrote "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi" | 92 |
| According to Han, "He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel.You'd like him." | 92 |
| According to legend, he spent decades in his mother's womb and emerged with a gray beard | 92 |
| Miley Cyrus movie starring Demi Moore (yes, this is a thing; it shouldn't be, but it is) | 92 |
| Reed who sang "when the smack begins to flow/then I really don't care anymore" | 92 |
| Who said "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin" | 92 |
| Title land that "sounds so sweet with the sun sinking low," in a James Taylor song | 92 |
| "She's got electric boots, a ___ suit" ("Bennie and the Jets" lyric) | 92 |
| Give poor feedback to, online [visit us at avxword.com to get more great puzzles every week] | 92 |
| "What a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read": Evelyn Waugh | 92 |
| Movie in which the title character says "The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets" | 92 |
| Actor who delivered the line "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in" | 92 |
| Prefix that, with "gram," refers to a crossword using every letter of the alphabeT | 92 |
| ___-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson's role in "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace") | 92 |
| 1969 film character who said "I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!" | 92 |
| M&M's that were removed from 1976 to 1987 out of a health concern for a coloring dye | 92 |
| Def Leppard song that begins with the gibberish "Gunter, glieben, glauten, globen" | 92 |
| Brand with the old slogan "Stop making those 'no more coffee' resolutions" | 92 |
| Mixed drink #2: A video-game themed communiqué (tequila, citrus juice, liqueur, and salt) | 92 |
| Sonny Corleone catchphrase which the go-go bar on "The Sopranos" helped popularize | 92 |
| The world's largest ..., in St. Albert, Alberta, does not have a similarly scaled birdie | 92 |
| "If you cut your hair that way, Alice, you're goin' straight to the moon!" | 92 |
| Result of not following through (of which there are four examples in this puzzle's grid) | 92 |
| The last cast member to sign on for the "Arrested Development" reunion, supposedly | 92 |
| Find new work - or what you must do to get the three theme entries' names in this puzzle | 92 |
| Type of worker theorized to have built the Death Star, according to a "Clerks" bit | 92 |
| "I'm returning these sheets-I tuck them in, but they're always coming out" | 92 |
| Original "King Kong" character Carl, to be reprised by Jack Black in a 2005 remake | 92 |
| "Who do you think you are, that hero pilot who landed the plane in Hudson River?"? | 92 |
| “Maybe this study on sudden consciousness loss does need funding,” Tom whispered ___ | 92 |
| Impersonal notes ... or what four groups of this puzzle's answers do (totaling 11 words) | 92 |
| Channel with programming such as "The Real Lunch Ladies of Lincoln Middle School"? | 92 |
| Jimi Hendrix song with the lyric "Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?" | 92 |
| 1959 Mystics song title word repeated before "Oh my darlin' don't you cry" | 92 |
| Beginning of a private message that all the readers of the A.V. Club now get to listen in on | 92 |
| Former Buccaneer whose dismissal was named 2003's worst sports event by "Time" | 92 |
| Singer with a 1962 #1 hit that started a dance craze (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 92 |
| Unfortunate acronym for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, in terms of being taken seriously | 92 |
| If you go out drinking with them, say "Cheers!" instead of "Bottoms up!" | 92 |
| Section of "Carmina Burana" used in "battle to the death" movie trailers | 92 |
| "The pat with a hat that sits flat ___" (old slogan on individual butter portions) | 92 |
| 2008 horror movie, or the sound from across the theater that kept breaking my concentration? | 92 |
| Where "all the people that come and go stop and say hello," per the Beatles (1967) | 92 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "Star Wars" actress? | 92 |
| Initialism for what was once known as "shell shock" and "combat fatigue" | 92 |
| Three-time All-Star pitcher Johnny who threw the first major league pitch to Jackie Robinson | 92 |
| Southern city that's the setting for "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" | 92 |
| Elite Navy group that's fittingly camouflaged in the four longest answers in this puzzle | 92 |
| Record for an individual athlete at a single Olympic Games that remained unbroken until 2008 | 92 |
| "I ___ man in Reno / just to watch him die" ("Folsom Prison Blues" line) | 92 |
| Characteristic of this puzzle's circled letters, which suggest a 1991 Oscar-winning film | 92 |
| Locale of St. Catherine's Monastery, said to be the world's oldest working monastery | 92 |
| Q: "So, where are all of the LARAs in this puzzle, sweetheart?" A: "___" | 92 |
| Kind of splint that immobilizes the wrist and thumb while allowing movement of other fingers | 92 |
| First British group since the Beatles to have two albums in the U.S. top 10 at the same time | 92 |
| Rabbit relatives discovered that multiply by dividing; appropriately, they're called ... | 92 |
| Redistributionist's catchphrase ... or a hint to the words formed by the circled letters | 92 |