Who said "The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers" | 88 |
(Mark Kurlansky, 1997) Supplement that some claim eases arthritis (Upton Sinclair, 1927) | 88 |
Only person to win an Oscar and a Razzie for Direction (not for the same movie, however) | 88 |
Annual cause of losing an hr.'s sleep hidden in this puzzle's 10 longest answers | 88 |
Real-life law enforcer in the "Doctor Who" episode "The Gunfighters" | 88 |
"___ deutsches album" (German-language version of a 1980 Peter Gabriel record) | 88 |
Insincere talk, and a hint to the starts of this puzzle's four other longest entries | 88 |
Midwestern city named after a character in Tennyson's "Idylls of the King" | 88 |
Brian who said "I donÂ’t really have a musical identity outside of studios" | 88 |
"A literary device for saying almost everything about almost anything": Huxley | 88 |
311 "You're cruisin', don't ___ care about what you're losing" | 88 |
Word with ''black,'' ''red'' or ''pink'' | 88 |
''...the _____ are getting fat'': ''Beggar's Rhyme'' | 88 |
"O wad some power the giftie ___ us / To see oursels as ithers see us!": Burns | 88 |
Politician who's done cameos on "Seinfeld" and "Law & Order" | 88 |
Award Cillian Murphy was nominated for for the 2005 movie "Breakfast on Pluto" | 88 |
This puzzle's theme—according to Twain, it's "a good walk spoiled" | 88 |
"Over" follower in the first line of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along" | 88 |
___ Dark Materials (Philip Pullman trilogy that includes "The Golden Compass") | 88 |
"He who sells what isn't __ must buy it back or go to prison": Daniel Drew | 88 |
"Young Frankenstein" character with the classic line "Walk this way" | 88 |
"___ 'Beats' Tina to Death" (December 13, 2007 New York Post headline) | 88 |
"Yes, here __ close to a stunted rose bush": "Spoon River Anthology" | 88 |
Dallas wide receiver Michael who won three Super Bowls with Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith | 88 |
___ Diamond, author of the 1998 Pulitzer-winning book "Guns, Germs, and Steel" | 88 |
Radio host who said of U2: "These guys are from England and who gives a shit?" | 88 |
Hang on to ... or a word that can precede either half of the answer to each starred clue | 88 |
Comics character who said "Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life" | 88 |
German skier Hermann who won gold in the super G and giant slalom at the Nagano Olympics | 88 |
One may be knocked over continually by those goddamn teenagers in their goddamned pickup | 88 |
Like 49.1 pecent of the population, according to a 2000 report by the U.S. Census Bureau | 88 |
Whenever it comes, "you can find me cryin' all of the time," in a 1966 hit | 88 |
Old "S.N.L." character currently in MasterCard's "Priceless" ads | 88 |
News Corporation-owned Web site that's one of the 10 most visited sites in the world | 88 |
Indian leader whose 1947 inauguration speech was titled "A Tryst with Destiny" | 88 |
Actress Long who still isn't married, which is a situation I'm keeping an eye on | 88 |
Coward who said "I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise" | 88 |
Mo. in which chemistry nerds celebrate Mole Day (between 6:02 AM and 6:02 PM, precisely) | 88 |
Adopted last name of singer Anita Colton (it's pig Latin for what she hoped to make) | 88 |
"___ to the Motherland" (performance at the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony) | 88 |
Song that follows "Sunday Bloody Sunday" on the album "U218 Singles" | 88 |
Distance forward in the alphabet that each changed letter in the theme entries has moved | 88 |
Magazine in which Arnold Schwarzenegger discussed having an orgy with other bodybuilders | 88 |
"The pizza is $9.75 ... he hands the $10 off to the boy and waits for the ___" | 88 |
Only major "MASH" character played by the same actor in the film and TV series | 88 |
"In my own place, my name ain't ___ ... my name is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo" | 88 |
1984 movie with the tag line "It's 4 a.m., do you know where your car is?" | 88 |
Spoiler: He's Hermione's hubby at the end of the "Harry Potter" series | 88 |
Comic who said "A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now" | 88 |
"I bought this new sword and sorcery book. It's about a king, ___ Rex ..." | 88 |
"The House Without ___" (first of Earl Derr Biggers's Charlie Chan novels) | 88 |
Actor whose debut film was "The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!" | 88 |
It begins "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" | 88 |
"The narrator of the 'Fifty Shades' trilogy's a stealth assassin"? | 88 |
Botanist who arranged "On the Origin of Species" to be published in the States | 88 |
"Lisa Bonet ___ basil" (lyric from Weird Al's palindromic "Bob") | 88 |
What you need in order to be sure you'll have something to put your cream cheese on? | 88 |
Reasonable response to "Do you think BP is handling the oil spill adequately?" | 88 |
2011 Record of the Year nominee whose name roughly translates to "good winter" | 88 |
1932 dystopian novel in which humans give up individuality to mindlessly pursue pleasure | 88 |
Wherefrom visiting speaker Elmer Fudd bellowed "Pway faw a miwacoo, wabbits!"? | 88 |
It's put in front of a window to fool people into thinking someone is standing there | 88 |
Country singer with the #1 album and single "Killin' Time" [New Hampshire] | 88 |
She had brief roles as Phyllis on "Rhoda" and Rhoda on "Dr. Kildare" | 88 |
Celebrity couple nickname #4: "Cheers" actor and "U.N.I.T.Y." rapper | 88 |
"Check out the nifty guitar sound in this Judas Priest cover band we formed!"? | 88 |
Thursday: Iggy announces tee schedules for local golf course when assigned format of ... | 88 |
Matriarch of the Patterson family in the comic strip "For Better or for Worse" | 88 |
... using ___: “Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as chowder (clam)” | 88 |
1960's pop group named after a phrase from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" | 88 |
What Sgt. Schultz really knew (but would never admit) on "Hogan's Heroes"? | 88 |
Joseph Wapner: "Who won the 1984 Best Actress Oscar?" Bailiff: "___" | 88 |
"Two Weeks" R&B singer whose stage name starts with a three letter acronym | 88 |
Compound based on the formula XeF (hey, cut me some slack; this was a tough one to find) | 88 |
He wrote "I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy" | 88 |
"Who are these people, and how are they related?" (highly literal TV title #2) | 88 |
"Bernie & ___" (parody of a children's show on "Family Guy") | 88 |
Jokey alternative spelling for "fish" widely attributed to George Bernard Shaw | 88 |
Newly-introduced element that alters the situation in a significant way, in modern lingo | 88 |
Nickname for the lead singer of Aerosmith, who keeps spilling glittery paint on himself? | 88 |
Pop punk band with the 2002 triple-platinum album "The Young and the Hopeless" | 88 |
Term borrowed from a board game to describe an easy means of escape from a bad situation | 88 |
End-of-the-week Twitter tag listing those you think others should be paying attention to | 88 |
Sci-fi urban transport vehicles (that will be for sale in California probably next year) | 88 |
"In what way?"/Like overcooked steak/Possess/European capital on a gulf (1985) | 88 |
Dr. Jekyll's alter ego and family, were he to settle down with an evil wife and kids | 88 |
"So ___ be on my way / In the early mornin' rain" (Gordon Lightfoot lyric) | 88 |
Band that headlines the annual "Gathering of the Juggalos" festival, for short | 88 |
Literary character played in film by Charles Laughton, Anthony Perkins and Geoffrey Rush | 88 |
Nickname of the British general who defeated Napoleon at Waterloo (with "The") | 88 |
White Queen's response to "I can't remember things before they happen" | 88 |
D.C. landmark whose interior walls contain excerpts from the Declaration of Independence | 88 |
Mixed martial arts fighter Rolling Stone called "The King of the Web Brawlers" | 88 |
With "The," TV series whose relationships were mapped by "The Chart" | 88 |
Celebrity chef Matsuhisa who had cameos in "Casino" and "Goldmember" | 88 |
Hardly a model of perfection, and a hint to how this puzzle's theme puns are derived | 88 |
'90s-'00s Lifetime sitcom in which viewers chose the name of the title character | 88 |
Words to a kidder, and a hint to how this puzzle's five longest answers were created | 88 |
"Variety" headline about jazz pianist Peterson's acclaimed TV performance? | 88 |
Like the NCAA basketball tournament's opening game between the two last-seeded teams | 88 |